Let us all point and laugh, Ch. 2.

[naudiz]

So today I was taking my meds, and I dropped a pill on the floor, and it rolled under the fridge, and I thought I'd better get it before the cats got at it. So I'm on my hands and knees in the kitchen peering under the fridge. No luck. I go crawling about. There is no sign of this pill. So I decide fuck it and stand up.

CRACK! My lower back slams into the cutting board, which is protruding from the counter.

This isn't nearly as bad as when I took the Pepsi Challenge, but are you starting to understand why I spend so much time online? The physical world and I don't mesh well at all.

You should see the damage I can do to myself armed with nothing but a bookshelf and a desperate need to get to the phone before the machine picks it up.

 

[Ask For More]

*gut busting laugh*

Poor clumsy naudiz. No wonder you rock a lot

Just kidding

 

[Eumenides]

If it helps, just the other day I was on the computer and had a bowl of cereal in my hand. I opened an email and my hands got all jumbled up and I spilled the cereal full of milk on my keyboard. So now I'm not keyboard number three!

 

[tortoise]

Ah-ha!

<organ peal>

Your megalomaniacal leanings are starting to come into slightly clearer focus. You wish to take over the physical world and bend it to your diabolical will because it keeps giving you owies, yes?

 

[Problem Child]

noddy,

May I suggest you invest in a lot of foam rubber and duct tape?

 

[April]

What PC said. Only wrap it around yourself.

 

[cybergirly]

Two words...

Bubble wrap

 

[SweetCherry]

Naudiz, don't feel bad. I do stuff like that all the time. I'm forever walking into walls and doors and such. Granted, I can't see worth a crap, but don't let that bothre you.

 

[naudiz]

I'm thinking bubble wrap. It's sexy, and it never goes out of style. I have these little plastic things to put on the edges of shelves to make them not-so-sharp. Mr. N. calls them tard-guards. They do help. They reduce what would otherwise be open wounds to mere bruises.

When I say it's me against the world, baby, I'm not kidding.

 

[cybergirly]

Bubble wrap could be the new cotton. Just think of all the sexy outfits that could be made out of it. Not only fashionable, but it would make the coolest noise.

 

[Vaniclion]

But... but...

Bubble wrap doesn't BREATHE!

It'd be awfully hot. But then again, Mr. Naudiz could like that shiney, sweaty look.

 

[Tap-Out]

Forget the bubble wrap, just go for the bubble. Be like that guy in the movie (bubble boy I think it's called) where he goes on a road trip while living inside his bubble. That may solve your problems.

 

[naudiz]

*laughs and laughs and laughs*

Bubble Girl! Perfect!

I love it!

 

[Tap-Out]

and I have to say that your AV of Black Mage doing the cabbage patch kicks total ass. It looks like something out of 8-bit theatre.

 

[lavender]

 

[naudiz]

Tap-Out: It is something out of 8-Bit Theater, which rules.

Lavy, my mom broke her toe that way. I wonder if we're distantly related.

 

[redrock911]

I once saw a webpage with clothes made out of bubblewrap

 

[Tap-Out]

Tap-Out: It is something out of 8-Bit Theater, which rules.

<snip>.

Would you mind it if I were to download it, and use it for something completly non lit related?

 

[Rhys]

I am thinking that the bubble wrap affair may make her resemble
Dale Bozzio of Missing Persons

this not a bad thing *at* all.

post the pics

 

[Dillinger]

http://www.ibizawear.com/cnb/shop/togz?imageID=86&op=imgLib-viewImage

 

[Dillinger]

http://www.pinktink3.250x.com/products/bubble_files/image011.jpg

 

[cybergirly]

And here I thought it was all an original idea.


Ohhhhh I got it... What about bubble wrap shoes?

 

[Dillinger]

http://www.pinktink3.250x.com/products/bubble_files/image026.jpg

 

[Rhys]

oooooh my...

add some thigh high boots to this equation and...


umm!

 

[April]

Someone hold me. I'm scared.