Let this be a warning to us all

Pretty sure we're all living proof that this ad is false. ;)

~Lucky (professional masturbator for 12 years now!) :D
 
I like the second last line. If you remove the last word it sounds like a Lit story on the subject:

"A slow fever consumes him. He languishes, his entire body is burning up. His body is becoming completely stiff! His limbs stop moving. He raves; he stiffens in anticipation of coming."

The Earl
 
lucky-E-leven said:
~Lucky (professional masturbator for 12 years now!) :D
:eek: you're getting paid?!?

Damn it, I knew I was doing something wrong!
 
Well done, Earl

Sex is natural; all ways, allways.

Mastubation is sex also (not the best, but ...)

You´ve noted that even when people want to negate sex, they think of sex in positive way. Even in a literary style. That line can be in any story in this site.

Sex is stronger than any person trying to negate it.
 
Glasses, sometimes. No hairy palms, but not for lack of trying.

The guy was a vampire. I read that book. *nods*
 
lucky-E-leven said:
Pretty sure we're all living proof that this ad is false. ;)

~Lucky (professional masturbator for 12 years now!) :D
:eek:
:eek:
:eek:
notah!
thats just.....SO VERY WRONG!
i, myself, never masturbate. ever.
unless .........
 
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