Super-Surprise
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Let me tell you your past...(life)
I have a set of fortune cards (like computer punch cards from the '70s, but easier) gathering dust. But I don't need them.
What you'll get: A basic leg spread; a brief explanation of each hole; how they "phase"; a basic interaction.
Why: Cos it's fun and I miss doing people.
Warning: I'm usually right! (although when I'm wrong, I'm *really* wrong!)
Description
The Garden = The "sweet-spot between your legs", A positive card.
The Tree = Wood/erection of the penii or clitoris. A positive card.
The Mouse = occasionally referred to as the taint.
The Ship = the wee man in the boat.
The Mountain = obviously the breastages.
The Clover = one of the luckiest and happiest cards; like a Japaneses nipple clamp.
The Whip = all the better to please you with.
The Woman = sometimes important to the situation.
The Owl = the blurt-bitches' favorite card.
Tower = an erect penii.
Moon = the cheeks of the bum.
Cross = a medieval torture device.
The Man = somewhat representative of an individual.
Rider = cow-girl, reverse cow-girl, etc.
The Road = Drugs, definitely drugs.
The Dog = Not going there.
The Anchor = Last person in the beer boat-race line-up.
The Flowers = The labia minora, usually spread out.
The Sun = A nice tan line.
The Key = to the chastity belt.
The Fish = Ooh, ooh that smell, the smell of it surrounds me.
The Letter = helps one spell out words.
The Child = Not going there either.
The Snake = one eyed and charming
The Stork = sometimes follows the important event.
The Star = many women get them as tattoos to represent sub-ordinance
The House = always wins
The Coffin = the most wild sexual position known to women
The Ring = try not to get sucked into this one if you are a man
The Bear = a hairy man or woman
The Fox = a sexy looking woman
The Scythe = if your partner does crazy well then try to stay away from this one.
The Book = I'll read you like a short novel. optimistic card; card of the unknown.
The Heart = love (duh); a happy card; if supported by positive cards indicates good omens in your personal life.
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Oh, and don't expect a timely response. I'm certainly no honeypot104 YW
I have a set of fortune cards (like computer punch cards from the '70s, but easier) gathering dust. But I don't need them.
What you'll get: A basic leg spread; a brief explanation of each hole; how they "phase"; a basic interaction.
Why: Cos it's fun and I miss doing people.
Warning: I'm usually right! (although when I'm wrong, I'm *really* wrong!)
Description
The Garden = The "sweet-spot between your legs", A positive card.
The Tree = Wood/erection of the penii or clitoris. A positive card.
The Mouse = occasionally referred to as the taint.
The Ship = the wee man in the boat.
The Mountain = obviously the breastages.
The Clover = one of the luckiest and happiest cards; like a Japaneses nipple clamp.
The Whip = all the better to please you with.
The Woman = sometimes important to the situation.
The Owl = the blurt-bitches' favorite card.
Tower = an erect penii.
Moon = the cheeks of the bum.
Cross = a medieval torture device.
The Man = somewhat representative of an individual.
Rider = cow-girl, reverse cow-girl, etc.
The Road = Drugs, definitely drugs.
The Dog = Not going there.
The Anchor = Last person in the beer boat-race line-up.
The Flowers = The labia minora, usually spread out.
The Sun = A nice tan line.
The Key = to the chastity belt.
The Fish = Ooh, ooh that smell, the smell of it surrounds me.
The Letter = helps one spell out words.
The Child = Not going there either.
The Snake = one eyed and charming
The Stork = sometimes follows the important event.
The Star = many women get them as tattoos to represent sub-ordinance
The House = always wins
The Coffin = the most wild sexual position known to women
The Ring = try not to get sucked into this one if you are a man
The Bear = a hairy man or woman
The Fox = a sexy looking woman
The Scythe = if your partner does crazy well then try to stay away from this one.
The Book = I'll read you like a short novel. optimistic card; card of the unknown.
The Heart = love (duh); a happy card; if supported by positive cards indicates good omens in your personal life.
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Oh, and don't expect a timely response. I'm certainly no honeypot104 YW
