Ambrosious
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Somewhere else, somewhere else, somewhere else!
Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow!
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Isabella Thorne
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Juli ... ah you sweet innocent Georgia peach ... you don't know what you are saying luv ...
yea a gentle snow is lovely and pretty especially if you don't have to drive ... sort of like the end of the movie White Christmas ...
but today ... sucks ...
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believe me you would not want this, dear ...
i want to be where you are ..
yea a gentle snow is lovely and pretty especially if you don't have to drive ... sort of like the end of the movie White Christmas ...
but today ... sucks ...
... believe me you would not want this, dear ...
i want to be where you are ..
R Nitelight
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If I lived near Snellville, I'd want a big wall built as a matter of principle.
Nobody Special's wife
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Good Idea!!! Someone can have all my snow I don't want anymore I'm sick of this white shit 
Hecate
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Snow?? Where?? I want it!!!
Seriously - this year is just not going "right" - where we usually would be cursing about shoveling snow and hoping it would stop this year has us surprised with springy temperatures. So chances are not even looking too great for a white Christmas, which would really SUCK big time. We even have the first spring flowers reas their heads ...
If anyone has some "snow to go" - I am heading for a skiing holiday to Italy next week and no snow there yet either so I sure would like to have some.
And the Cristmas Market down town is just not the same without snow this year either .. you don't even have an excuse for your x-th cup of punsch or mulled wine.
Oh well - forecast says spring should be over by the middle of the week and it will get cold - most liiely will we stumble from NO SNOW to SNOW PLOW 100% over nigh...
Seriously - this year is just not going "right" - where we usually would be cursing about shoveling snow and hoping it would stop this year has us surprised with springy temperatures. So chances are not even looking too great for a white Christmas, which would really SUCK big time. We even have the first spring flowers reas their heads ...
If anyone has some "snow to go" - I am heading for a skiing holiday to Italy next week and no snow there yet either
so I sure would like to have some.And the Cristmas Market down town is just not the same without snow this year either .. you don't even have an excuse for your x-th cup of punsch or mulled wine.
Oh well - forecast says spring should be over by the middle of the week and it will get cold - most liiely will we stumble from NO SNOW to SNOW PLOW 100% over nigh...
Isabella Thorne
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Snowbound ...
Shelby .... 25 cm ..... hey what is that in inches anyways? it's a lot ...
Shelby .... 25 cm ..... hey what is that in inches anyways? it's a lot ...
LAVA GODDESSS
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top this...
TWELVE AND A HALF INCHES!!!!!!!!!! plus it is still snowin like HELL....I hate snow, specially the wet Bitter cold kind...sweet snow fall is good...this is bad. I just shoveled and my back aches, so do my feet. NO FUN.
TWELVE AND A HALF INCHES!!!!!!!!!! plus it is still snowin like HELL....I hate snow, specially the wet Bitter cold kind...sweet snow fall is good...this is bad. I just shoveled and my back aches, so do my feet. NO FUN.
Isabella Thorne
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Let it Snow ... lol
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELER
December 8: 6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses Print. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow!
December 9: We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more lovely place in the Whole World? Moving here was the best idea I've ever had. Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a boy again.
I did both our driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the snow plow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. What a perfect life.
December 12: The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a disappointment .My neighbor tells me not to worry, we'll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll have so much snow by the end of winter, that I'll never want to see snow again.
I don't think that's possible. Bob is such a nice man. I'm glad he's our neighbor.
December 14: Snow, lovely snow! 8" last night. The temperature dropped to -20. The cold makes everything sparkle so. The wind took my breath away, but I warmed up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks. This is the life! The snowplow came back this afternoon and buried everything again. I didn't realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling, but I'll certainly
get back in shape this way. I wish I wouldn't huff and puff so.
December 15: 20 inches forecast. Sold my van and bought a 4x4 Blazer. Bought snow tires for the wife's car and 2 extra shovels. Stocked the freezer. The wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out. I think that's silly. We aren't in Alaska, after all.
December 16: Ice storm this morning. Fell on my ass on the ice in the driveway putting down salt. Hurt like hell. The wife laughed for an hour, which I think was very cruel.
December 17: Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go anywhere. Electricity was off for 5 hours. I had to pile the blankets on to stay warm. Nothing to do but stare at the wife and try not to irritate her. Guess I should've bought a wood stove, but won't admit it to her. God I hate it when she's right. I can't believe I'm freezing to death in my own living room.
December 20: Electricity's back on, but had another 14" of the damn stuff last night. More shoveling. Took all day. Goddamn snowplow came by twice. Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said they're too busy playing hockey. I think they're lying. Called the only hardware store around to see about buying a snow blower and they're out. Might have another shipment in March. I think they're lying. Bob says I have to shovel or the city will have it done and bill me. I think he's lying.
December 22: Bob was right about a white Christmas because 13 more inches of the white shit fell today, and it's so cold it probably won't melt till August. Took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to shovel and then I had to piss. By the time I got undressed, pissed and dressed again. I was too tired to shovel. Tried to hire Bob who has a plow on his truck for the rest of the winter; but he says he's too busy. I think the asshole is lying.
December 23: Only 2" of snow today. And it warmed up to 0. The wife wanted me to decorate the front of the house this morning. What is she...nuts??? Why didn't she tell me to do that a month ago? She says she did but I think she's damn well lying.
December 24: 6". Snow packed so hard by snowplow, l broke the shovel.
Thought I was having a heart attack. If I ever catch the son of a bitch who drives that snowplow, I'll drag him through the snow by his balls. I know he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish shoveling and then he comes down the street at a 100 miles an hour and throws snow all over where I've just been! Tonight the wife wanted me to sing Christmas carols with her and open our presents, but I was busy watching for the goddamn snowplow.
December 25: Merry Christmas. 20 more inches of the !=3D@x@!x!x1 slop tonight. Snowed in. The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. God I hate the snow! Then the snowplow driver came by asking for a donation and I hit him over the head with my shovel. The wife says I have a bad attitude. I think she's an idiot. If I have to watch "It's a Wonderful Life" one more time, I'm going to kill her.
December 26: Still snowed in. Why the hell did I ever move here? It was all HER idea. She's really getting on my nerves.
December 27: Temperature dropped to -30 and the pipes froze.
December 28: Warmed up to above -50. Still snowed in. THE BITCH is driving me crazy!!!
December 29: 10 more inches. Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it could cave in. That's the silliest thing I ever heard. How dumb does he think I am?
December 30: Roof caved in. The snow plow driver is suing me for a million dollars for the bump on his head. The wife went home to her mother . 9" predicted.
December 31: Set fire to what's left of the house. No more shoveling.
January 8: I feel so good. I just love those little white pills they keep giving me. Why am I tied to the bed?
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELER
December 8: 6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses Print. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow!
December 9: We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more lovely place in the Whole World? Moving here was the best idea I've ever had. Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a boy again.
I did both our driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the snow plow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. What a perfect life.
December 12: The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a disappointment .My neighbor tells me not to worry, we'll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll have so much snow by the end of winter, that I'll never want to see snow again.
I don't think that's possible. Bob is such a nice man. I'm glad he's our neighbor.
December 14: Snow, lovely snow! 8" last night. The temperature dropped to -20. The cold makes everything sparkle so. The wind took my breath away, but I warmed up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks. This is the life! The snowplow came back this afternoon and buried everything again. I didn't realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling, but I'll certainly
get back in shape this way. I wish I wouldn't huff and puff so.
December 15: 20 inches forecast. Sold my van and bought a 4x4 Blazer. Bought snow tires for the wife's car and 2 extra shovels. Stocked the freezer. The wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out. I think that's silly. We aren't in Alaska, after all.
December 16: Ice storm this morning. Fell on my ass on the ice in the driveway putting down salt. Hurt like hell. The wife laughed for an hour, which I think was very cruel.
December 17: Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go anywhere. Electricity was off for 5 hours. I had to pile the blankets on to stay warm. Nothing to do but stare at the wife and try not to irritate her. Guess I should've bought a wood stove, but won't admit it to her. God I hate it when she's right. I can't believe I'm freezing to death in my own living room.
December 20: Electricity's back on, but had another 14" of the damn stuff last night. More shoveling. Took all day. Goddamn snowplow came by twice. Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said they're too busy playing hockey. I think they're lying. Called the only hardware store around to see about buying a snow blower and they're out. Might have another shipment in March. I think they're lying. Bob says I have to shovel or the city will have it done and bill me. I think he's lying.
December 22: Bob was right about a white Christmas because 13 more inches of the white shit fell today, and it's so cold it probably won't melt till August. Took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to shovel and then I had to piss. By the time I got undressed, pissed and dressed again. I was too tired to shovel. Tried to hire Bob who has a plow on his truck for the rest of the winter; but he says he's too busy. I think the asshole is lying.
December 23: Only 2" of snow today. And it warmed up to 0. The wife wanted me to decorate the front of the house this morning. What is she...nuts??? Why didn't she tell me to do that a month ago? She says she did but I think she's damn well lying.
December 24: 6". Snow packed so hard by snowplow, l broke the shovel.
Thought I was having a heart attack. If I ever catch the son of a bitch who drives that snowplow, I'll drag him through the snow by his balls. I know he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish shoveling and then he comes down the street at a 100 miles an hour and throws snow all over where I've just been! Tonight the wife wanted me to sing Christmas carols with her and open our presents, but I was busy watching for the goddamn snowplow.
December 25: Merry Christmas. 20 more inches of the !=3D@x@!x!x1 slop tonight. Snowed in. The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. God I hate the snow! Then the snowplow driver came by asking for a donation and I hit him over the head with my shovel. The wife says I have a bad attitude. I think she's an idiot. If I have to watch "It's a Wonderful Life" one more time, I'm going to kill her.
December 26: Still snowed in. Why the hell did I ever move here? It was all HER idea. She's really getting on my nerves.
December 27: Temperature dropped to -30 and the pipes froze.
December 28: Warmed up to above -50. Still snowed in. THE BITCH is driving me crazy!!!
December 29: 10 more inches. Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it could cave in. That's the silliest thing I ever heard. How dumb does he think I am?
December 30: Roof caved in. The snow plow driver is suing me for a million dollars for the bump on his head. The wife went home to her mother . 9" predicted.
December 31: Set fire to what's left of the house. No more shoveling.
January 8: I feel so good. I just love those little white pills they keep giving me. Why am I tied to the bed?
Mustang Sally
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LOL bella
I got stuck in the snow at the end of my street on the way home from work yesterday. My faith in mankind soared when a nice man stopped to help. He told me which way to turn my wheels, and pushed me out of the rut. I would have hugged him in thanks, but the driver's side door was frozen shut.
Yup, we got a lot of snow, then we got some freezing rain, which makes for a lovely combo. It IS very pretty outside, though. And my dog adores it - he asks to go outside to play in it every 10 minutes.
I got stuck in the snow at the end of my street on the way home from work yesterday. My faith in mankind soared when a nice man stopped to help. He told me which way to turn my wheels, and pushed me out of the rut. I would have hugged him in thanks, but the driver's side door was frozen shut.
Yup, we got a lot of snow, then we got some freezing rain, which makes for a lovely combo. It IS very pretty outside, though. And my dog adores it - he asks to go outside to play in it every 10 minutes.
Bonnie Wee Lassie
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Snow only love it when I don't have to shovel it! Took me all day to remove the snow to get the damn car out.
Cyan BloodsBane
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Ambrosious said:
Thats right... I am thinking if we all pitched in we can have fedx take it back where it came from...
What do you think?
Isabella Thorne
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OMG ... another snow storm out there this morning ... and i am going in ... wish me luck ....
will this ever end??? and it's only December 14 ....
will this ever end??? and it's only December 14 ....
Gingersnap
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I'm a long way from the "BIG CHICKEN"
Snellville, Conyers, Smegma you all can have the fucking snow everywhere its white white white and those little flakes are starting to sing like Celine on her crack pipe.
So what exactly does LAKE EFFECT SNOW mean anyway. It means a bazillion inches of the nasty white stuff making Elmer and Elzella think now is the time to go out and hunt for that elusive truss at the local K-Marts.
I have crawled drunk to the toilet faster then these lovely people drive (and we are down to dry pavement)
HELP ME HELP ME GOD MAKE IT GO AWAY FOR A WHILE
Snellville, Conyers, Smegma you all can have the fucking snow everywhere its white white white and those little flakes are starting to sing like Celine on her crack pipe.
So what exactly does LAKE EFFECT SNOW mean anyway. It means a bazillion inches of the nasty white stuff making Elmer and Elzella think now is the time to go out and hunt for that elusive truss at the local K-Marts.
I have crawled drunk to the toilet faster then these lovely people drive (and we are down to dry pavement)
HELP ME HELP ME GOD MAKE IT GO AWAY FOR A WHILE
Skitten
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Isabella;
I just loved your post me and the hubby were laughing so hard. And how true it is that is how we feel, haven't got too much of the white shit yet, but we live in pittsburgh we know that it is coming.
Have been there and I feel for this poor guy Lol.
I just loved your post me and the hubby were laughing so hard. And how true it is that is how we feel, haven't got too much of the white shit yet, but we live in pittsburgh we know that it is coming.
Have been there and I feel for this poor guy Lol.
pistol pete
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when the weatherman said we would be getting
8 to 12 inches...my girlfriend smiled !!!
8 to 12 inches...my girlfriend smiled !!!
Nobody Special's wife
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I sick of this white shit!!! let it blow some place else
Isabella Thorne
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That's pretty flaky
Hey Skitten darling ... nice to see you ... missed you ... ah well if you do get get snowbound ... you'll have Wiz around to keep you company ...
pistol pete ... what size pistol do you usually have for your g/f anyways?
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For Ginger:
Love was when I loved yoooooooooooou
One true time, I hold yooooooooooooooou
In my life we'll always go oooooooooooon
Near, far, wherever you aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare ...
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Hey Skitten darling ... nice to see you ... missed you ... ah well if you do get get snowbound ... you'll have Wiz around to keep you company ...
pistol pete ... what size pistol do you usually have for your g/f anyways?
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For Ginger:
Love was when I loved yoooooooooooou
One true time, I hold yooooooooooooooou
In my life we'll always go oooooooooooon
Near, far, wherever you aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare ...
~Celine Dion~
Gingersnap
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It is beginning to look like a Steven King Novel in this town.
Bella you know what I mean all those cookie baking present wrapping women in Christmas sweatshirts who look like they are on the brink of whipping out their 357s and bringing down the house.
One woman yesterday shoved me into a display at Walgreens to get in line ahead of me and then smiled and said Merry Christmas!!. The teenager behind me laughed and whispered "Be ready to hit the floor" Needless to say I left without my purchases. I don't need those advil that bad anyway..
Bella you know what I mean all those cookie baking present wrapping women in Christmas sweatshirts who look like they are on the brink of whipping out their 357s and bringing down the house.
One woman yesterday shoved me into a display at Walgreens to get in line ahead of me and then smiled and said Merry Christmas!!. The teenager behind me laughed and whispered "Be ready to hit the floor" Needless to say I left without my purchases. I don't need those advil that bad anyway..
No snow
My best girl, her girlfriend, and I are going to decorate a palm tree in front of the casa, a couple of banana trees by the pool, eat some Cuban sandwiches, drink a few beers and fuck like minks after we finish our yule tide adornments--you gotta love Christmas in So. Florida!
Vlad
My best girl, her girlfriend, and I are going to decorate a palm tree in front of the casa, a couple of banana trees by the pool, eat some Cuban sandwiches, drink a few beers and fuck like minks after we finish our yule tide adornments--you gotta love Christmas in So. Florida!
Vlad
