VaticanAssassin
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China owns about 1.5 trillion in U.S. Debt, so I say they call it even and throw in rights to Hong Kong for California.
But wait!! California is awesome. Where else can you ski and Surf in the same day!?
What!? 8 months out of the year you have to wear a wet suit. 90% of the time your wet suit and or board is going to get covered in tar. 50% of the beaches have raw sewage warnings. Have you been to Huntington? It is a fucking dump!!
Skiing? Come on. No one skis at big bear. They show up in $2000 ski outfits and try to look cool. It is overcrowded, overpriced, and both the slopes and the snow always suck.
Hollywood? I guess that is cool if transvestites and crack is your thing.
Studio City? Ok, you have a few porn studios and a bunch of pretentious b list actors. The porn studios are moving out of state so that argument is void.
Beverly Hills? Seriously, you have a few blocks of nice houses surrounded by ghettos. Move to Scottsdale, 6x bigger and 10x nicer.
San Francisco? Come on, keep up….we have Hong Kong now. Same thing but the people actually work hard and are not pretentious.
Industry? Ok there are a few companies left in Silicon Valley, but most have been moved and the remaining are being taxed out. They have also learned the intellectual capital on the east coast is far better. Have you ever dealt with an executive from California? They are used car salesmen in $1000 suits.
Sure I will miss Monterey Bay, Catalina, and the wine country. But hey…..We have to make sacrifices right? And I am sure the Chinese will still let us come play Spy Glass….hell, they may even lower the rates.
Besides, how awesome would it be to see what they do to the illegal immigrants!!!!!!!
What do you think Canada will give us for North Dakota?
But wait!! California is awesome. Where else can you ski and Surf in the same day!?
What!? 8 months out of the year you have to wear a wet suit. 90% of the time your wet suit and or board is going to get covered in tar. 50% of the beaches have raw sewage warnings. Have you been to Huntington? It is a fucking dump!!
Skiing? Come on. No one skis at big bear. They show up in $2000 ski outfits and try to look cool. It is overcrowded, overpriced, and both the slopes and the snow always suck.
Hollywood? I guess that is cool if transvestites and crack is your thing.
Studio City? Ok, you have a few porn studios and a bunch of pretentious b list actors. The porn studios are moving out of state so that argument is void.
Beverly Hills? Seriously, you have a few blocks of nice houses surrounded by ghettos. Move to Scottsdale, 6x bigger and 10x nicer.
San Francisco? Come on, keep up….we have Hong Kong now. Same thing but the people actually work hard and are not pretentious.
Industry? Ok there are a few companies left in Silicon Valley, but most have been moved and the remaining are being taxed out. They have also learned the intellectual capital on the east coast is far better. Have you ever dealt with an executive from California? They are used car salesmen in $1000 suits.
Sure I will miss Monterey Bay, Catalina, and the wine country. But hey…..We have to make sacrifices right? And I am sure the Chinese will still let us come play Spy Glass….hell, they may even lower the rates.
Besides, how awesome would it be to see what they do to the illegal immigrants!!!!!!!
What do you think Canada will give us for North Dakota?
