Less wholesome

[Boota]

It just seems less wholesome writing a novel for children at one in the morning while drinking beer. This is definitely going to be a different kind of kids book.

 

[nerk]

That's just wrong.

Children's literature should never be written on anything less than 80-proof.

 

[Boota]

I think I may have to do that. I write filth and obscenity while drinking Snapple and alcohol for kids books. That doesn't seem right.

 

[nerk]

Dr Suess had to switch from regular rum to 151 when he wrote "the cat in the hat"

 

[Miss_Pixie]

I wrote all my papers in High School while drinking Apple Pucker.... scary thing is I got A's. I write Erotica sober and it's terrible...

 

[TxRad]

What would be terrible is if the kid was "reading" the book at one in the morning while drinking a beer.

 

[jomar]

Dr Suess had to switch from regular rum to 151 when he wrote "the cat in the hat"

And he did tequila shots for "One Fish, Two Fish."

 

[nerk]

And he did tequila shots for "One Fish, Two Fish."

"Bring me another Irish Car Bomb and I'll finish the Grinch"

 

[Miss_Pixie]

What would he have drunk for Green Eggs and Ham?

 

[Miss_Pixie]

What would he have drunk for Green Eggs and Ham?

oh! Tequilla Sunrise?

 

[nerk]

I wrote all my papers in High School while drinking Apple Pucker.... scary thing is I got A's. I write Erotica sober and it's terrible...

I think the implications here are clear. Your teachers had less discerning taste than your libido. Don't blame them though, English teachers rarely get turned on reading student's work.

 

[Miss_Pixie]

That's probably true

 

[nerk]

That's probably true

Speaking from experience, the only time I got turned on reading student's work was the essay <name omitted> wrote about "My Favorite Thongs." Oddly enough, I never gave an assignment to write about How Your Clothes Express Your Personality again.

 

[Stella_Omega]

And he did tequila shots for "One Fish, Two Fish."

Mescal-- he ate the worm...

Wow, that explains so much!

 

[jomar]

"Bring me another Irish Car Bomb and I'll finish the Grinch"

Welcome to Lit.

Mescal-- he ate the worm...

Wow, that explains so much!

Ay carumba!