PoppingTom
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Less Guns, More Punching !
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1sickbastard
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The 2nd Amendment give the right to bear arms, not bare knuckles!
jeninifer
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I want to implement a game at work called "Slaps."
The rules are that, once a year you can slap anyone you want without punishment. I'm talking a real high five to the face.
... but if you get 3 slaps in the same year, you have to quit because you're a cunt and no one likes you.
Slaps don't roll over. This isn't vacation time, folks, you have to use it or lose it.
It hasn't been approved yet, but I'm not giving up.
The rules are that, once a year you can slap anyone you want without punishment. I'm talking a real high five to the face.
... but if you get 3 slaps in the same year, you have to quit because you're a cunt and no one likes you.
Slaps don't roll over. This isn't vacation time, folks, you have to use it or lose it.
It hasn't been approved yet, but I'm not giving up.
PoppingTom
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The 2nd amendment makes you a bunch of überacting paranoid shoot-first-ask-questions-later tizzycowards.
It's soooo much cooler to be shot than to be slapped by a baby...American Fondling™....
1sickbastard
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The correct word here is conservatard.
Right wing nut job would also be acceptable, as would any of the GB's own rwnj's by name.
CandiCame
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I want you to know that, having replaced all my blood with alcohol, I am unable to contain the glee that the word "conservatard" brought me. I also can't stop speaking like a Victorian nobleman. I've no idea why.
PoppingTom
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No problem, as long as you don't shoot nobody.
1sickbastard
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Glad I could provide you with some amusement. I do feel obliged to point out, however, that the word is not of my own devising.
Feel free to use it for your own pleasure, with my compliments.
RobDownSouth
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I chuckle at the thought of any of our aging chronically dyspeptic Marines (AJ, Vetteman and/or Miles) trying to throw a punch.
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