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Received these from a friend and thought I'd share them. While they are funny, some of them do have a ring of truth to them.
What are your less famous quotes??
~~~~~~~~~~~~~LESS FAMOUS QUOTES~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> > 1. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
> >
> > 2. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
> >
> > 3. A day without sunshine is like ... night.
> >
> > 4. On the other hand...................you have different fingers.
> >
> > 5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
> >
> > 6. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
> >
> > 7. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
> >
> > 8. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
> >
> > 9. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
> >
> > 10. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
> >
> > 11. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be
>misquoted,
> > then used against you.
> >
> > 12. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
> >
> > 13. Honk if you love peace & quiet.
> >
> > 14. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so
>popular?
> >
> > 15. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
> >
> > 16. It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and
> > blamed it on the cost of living.
> >
> > 17. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
>something
> > right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
> >
> > 18. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end,
> > someone would be stupid enough to try and
> > pass them.
> >
> > 19. You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
> >
> > 20. Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the
>world's
> > population.
> >
> > 21. The things that come to those who wait are usually the things left
>by
> > those who got there first.
> >
> > 22. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
> >
> > 23. It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
> >
> > 24. I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.
> >
> > 25. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
> >
> > 26. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
>bright
> > until you hear them speak.
What are your less famous quotes??
~~~~~~~~~~~~~LESS FAMOUS QUOTES~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> >
> > 1. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
> >
> > 2. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
> >
> > 3. A day without sunshine is like ... night.
> >
> > 4. On the other hand...................you have different fingers.
> >
> > 5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
> >
> > 6. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
> >
> > 7. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
> >
> > 8. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
> >
> > 9. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
> >
> > 10. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
> >
> > 11. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be
>misquoted,
> > then used against you.
> >
> > 12. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
> >
> > 13. Honk if you love peace & quiet.
> >
> > 14. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so
>popular?
> >
> > 15. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
> >
> > 16. It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and
> > blamed it on the cost of living.
> >
> > 17. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
>something
> > right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
> >
> > 18. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end,
> > someone would be stupid enough to try and
> > pass them.
> >
> > 19. You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
> >
> > 20. Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the
>world's
> > population.
> >
> > 21. The things that come to those who wait are usually the things left
>by
> > those who got there first.
> >
> > 22. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
> >
> > 23. It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
> >
> > 24. I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.
> >
> > 25. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
> >
> > 26. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
>bright
> > until you hear them speak.
