Lesbians

[Matthew Craig]

Confuse my penis.

 

[yossi]

.....

 

[EternalFantasies]

They're suffocating womanhood.

 

[Adre]

Even more confusing are pretend lesbians.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Dollie

Even more confusing are pretend lesbians.

Now I'm confused.
We just had a niece marry her girlfriend. We weren't invited.

 

[Saint Peter]

I enjoy their pron.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Dollie

I enjoy their pron.

Hubby enjoys their porn.

 

[Matthew Craig]

Now I'm confused.
We just had a niece marry her girlfriend. We weren't invited.

I remember when my supervisor at work told me off handedly (in a convo about how kids grow up so fast) that his daughter was gay and added that "she don't need no man." It confused me as if that was either his rationale or what his daughter has told him to think about the situation.

 

[adrina]

Confuse my penis.

I'm assuming the lipstick lesbians and not the bull dyke ones.

 

[Matthew Craig]

I'm assuming the lipstick lesbians and not the bull dyke ones.

I preffer to call them genetic lottery winners.

 

[adrina]

I preffer to call them genetic lottery winners.

Hmmm sounds rather gene-ist of you.

 

[Matthew Craig]

Hmmm sounds rather gene-ist of you.

A healthy smile is always in style!

 

[adrina]

A healthy smile is always in style!

Then they better get to flossin'!

 

[Matthew Craig]

Then they better get to flossin'!

Perhaps it's jealousy. Not because they are off the market for men, but because the sensation and expirience of two slippery labias rubbing and grinding together is something i will never know.

 

[adrina]

Perhaps it's jealousy. Not because they are off the market for men, but because the sensation and expirience of two slippery labias rubbing and grinding together is something i will never know.

So then if you had boobs you'd never leave your house?

 

[Matthew Craig]

So then if you had boobs you'd never leave your house?

I'd have a barrel of baby oil in the closet.

 

[adrina]

I'd have a barrel of baby oil in the closet.

Don't you think the novelty would wear off? No not of having boobs, but of the baby oil.

And what about the laundry!

 

[Porkwarrior]

I'm assuming the lipstick lesbians and not the bull dyke ones.

I spent a summer as the token Y chromosone for a coven of dyke's. Shudder.

https://youtu.be/LS7gEGl_dKg

 

[Hypoxia]

Oh, the rejection.
She wants women, not you.
She get a woman but you can't.
It's very disheartening.

 

[Matthew Craig]

Don't you think the novelty would wear off? No not of having boobs, but of the baby oil.

And what about the laundry!

Waterproof blankets

Sure maybe in time you'd move on to new sensations, but returning to an old favorite or spicing it up is always an option.

 

[adrina]

Waterproof blankets

Sure maybe in time you'd move on to new sensations, but returning to an old favorite or spicing it up is always an option.

But are they grease proof?

Granted there's always paper towels. But that would get a bit pricey after a while.

You know they have those scented oils now.... you could have vanilla or passion fruit boobs.

 

[Matthew Craig]

But are they grease proof?

Granted there's always paper towels. But that would get a bit pricey after a while.

You know they have those scented oils now.... you could have vanilla or passion fruit boobs.

They would be nice, as long as it wouldn't overpower the scent of wet pussy.

Line the mattress with garbage bags, and buy a cheap $40 set of blankets from walmart, target. Or a blow up kiddy pool in the backyard full of oil.

 

[doowdniw]

Granted there's always paper towels. But that would get a bit pricey after a while.

Costco for the paper towels. Home Depot for the plastic drop cloths.

 

[adrina]

They would be nice, as long as it wouldn't overpower the scent of wet pussy.

Line the mattress with garbage bags, and buy a cheap $40 set of blankets from walmart, target. Or a blow up kiddy pool in the backyard full of oil.

So now you want to not only have boobs but a pussy too? Hmmmm....

Costco for the paper towels. Home Depot for the plastic drop cloths.

You guys have put waaaaay too much thought into this.

 

[Matthew Craig]

So now you want to not only have boobs but a pussy too? Hmmmm....

Don't get me wrong i am happy with my gender, but humany curiosity is limitless.