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[sharon]

Any ideas on how to get your wife to dyke out?

 

[Guest]

Ummmm......

Okay, for one, YOUR name here is Sharon and YOU want to know how to get YOUR wife to "dyke out"???? Ummmmm.... Aren't you already there???

If not, why would you want your wife to "dyke out"? Maybe she's straight, bottom line.


~Tiggs~
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[Dixon Carter Lee]

Get her a date with Joey Buttafucco. That'll turn any girl...

 

[Wizard]

Well that was funny.....

 

[Lasher]

There is something about the name Buttafuoco that just can't help but give ya the giggles...

Buttafuoco... Buttafuoco... Buttafuoco... Heheehehehe

 

[Laurel]

Slightly off topic...

Didja see that Joey and his wife are divorcing?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Yes. Seems she was on "Wheel of Fortune" and bought herself a clue.

 

[Lasher]

Dennis Miller's line was:

"Mary Jo's just happy that Joey found a less painful way to tell her this time...."

 

[Gingersnap]

Good god you people are funny tonight. This thread just make my day a whole lot better... THanks

 

[Guest]

Buttafuoco...Buttafuoco...Buttafuoco...Hehehehehehehe

Buttafuoco... Buttafuoco... Buttafuoco... Heheehehehe

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[CurlyGirly]

*lol!*

How to get one's wife to "dyke out". Use words like that and they'll definitely turn to the other team. it worked for me. *heh*

 

[Guest]

~perk~

it worked for me. *heh*

Hey Curly...cum, uh I mean come, this way! http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net/smokin.gif http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net3/kiss.gif

 

[Lasher]

Buttafuoco...Buttafuoco....Buttafuoco...

Anyone else remember the SNL episode where they opened with like 6 straight Buttafuoco/Amy Fisher skits? Was one of the funniest fucking things I ever saw on that show... I caught the re-run on Comedy Central not too long ago and still nearly pissed myself... And the best part of the whole damn thing was Danny Devito playing Joey Buttafuoco in every skit....

Any chance I get to say Buttafuoco I just gotta take, sorry.... Hehehehhe

 

[CurlyGirly]

Re: ~perk~

Hey Curly...cum, uh I mean come, this way! http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net/smokin.gif http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net3/kiss.gif

You rang?

I've always liked that name too. Buttafuoco..Buttafuoco...Buttafuoco...sounds like a question. Buttafuoco?

 

[Guest]

Ring ring...

Yes I did Curly. I haven't had the chance to eat, I mean MEET you.

 

[Lasher]

I can see this happening...

For anyone who doesn't see the continuity in a thread involving someone's request for their wife to "Dyke Out", and the great Joey Buttafuoco, well, how's this...

I have no trouble picturing Buttafuoco in a motel room with Amy Fisher and saying:

"Hey, Amy, why dontcha get wunna yer friends to come over here and the two of yous can dyke out for me....??"

 

[SimplySouthern]

You guys crack me up....tell me more!

Lasher - I don't give a shit what anyone says about ya. You crack me up. I would take it as a personal compliment if you would be mean to me! *wink*

Curly and Tiggs~ Can I just watch til I get the hang of it?
(Am I showing my virginity here?)

 

[CurlyGirly]

Ring Ring Ring

Well Tiggs, the pleasure is all mine... er yours. er something. *wicked smile*

SimplySouthern> 3s company! Cum on, we'll show you the ropes.

 

[Guest]

Ropes

<perk>
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[CurlyGirly]

Bondage eez fun.

Ooh, I didnt even realize I said that!
Tiggs, you and I will get along just fine!

 

[SimplySouthern]

ropes *perkity perk perk*

Tie me and spank me like the bad girl I am.

*Blush*

Did I say that outloud?

 

[CurlyGirly]

well now, this could be quite fun.

 

[SimplySouthern]

certainly is headed in the right direction!

 

[Guest]

<securing SS to a straight back, wood chair...hands behind her back...ankles to the front legs of the chair>

Tee hee http://smilecwm.tripod.com/fk/angel.gif

 

[SimplySouthern]

Good lord in heaven. Is it hot in here or is it just me.

*fanning self furiously*