plasticman33
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One fine day in Ireland, a guy is out golfing and gets to the 16th hole. He tees up and cranks one. Unfortunately, it goes into the woods at the side of the fairway.
He goes looking for his ball and comes across this little guy with a huge knot on his head and the golf ball laying right next to him.
"Goodness," says the golfer, then proceeds to revive the poor little guy.
Upon awakening, the little guy says, "Well, you caught me fair and square I am a leprechaun, I will grant you three wishes."
The golfer says, "I can't take anything from you, I'm just glad I didn't hurt you too badly." and walks away.
Watching the man depart, the leprechaun says, "Well, he was a nice enough fellow, and he did catch me, so I have to do something for him. I know I'll give him unlimited money, a great golf game and a great sex life!"
A year later the same golfer is out on the same course at the 16th hole. He tees off and hits it into the woods again and goes off to search for his ball.
When he finds his ball he sees the same little guy and asks how he is doing. The leprechaun says, "I'm fine and might I ask how's your golf game?"
The golfer says, "It's great! I hit under par everytime!"
"I did that for you," responds the leprechaun, "And might I ask how your money is holding out?"
"Well now that you mention it, everytime I put my hand in my pocket I pull out a hundred dollar bill," he replied.
The leprechaun smiles and says, "I did that for you, and might I ask how is your sex life?"
Now the golfer looks at him sheepishly and says, "Well, maybe once or twic a week."
Floored the leprechaun stammers, "Once or twice a week?"\
The golfer looks at him shyly and says, "Well, that's not too bad for a Catholic Priest in a small parish!"
He goes looking for his ball and comes across this little guy with a huge knot on his head and the golf ball laying right next to him.
"Goodness," says the golfer, then proceeds to revive the poor little guy.
Upon awakening, the little guy says, "Well, you caught me fair and square I am a leprechaun, I will grant you three wishes."
The golfer says, "I can't take anything from you, I'm just glad I didn't hurt you too badly." and walks away.
Watching the man depart, the leprechaun says, "Well, he was a nice enough fellow, and he did catch me, so I have to do something for him. I know I'll give him unlimited money, a great golf game and a great sex life!"
A year later the same golfer is out on the same course at the 16th hole. He tees off and hits it into the woods again and goes off to search for his ball.
When he finds his ball he sees the same little guy and asks how he is doing. The leprechaun says, "I'm fine and might I ask how's your golf game?"
The golfer says, "It's great! I hit under par everytime!"
"I did that for you," responds the leprechaun, "And might I ask how your money is holding out?"
"Well now that you mention it, everytime I put my hand in my pocket I pull out a hundred dollar bill," he replied.
The leprechaun smiles and says, "I did that for you, and might I ask how is your sex life?"
Now the golfer looks at him sheepishly and says, "Well, maybe once or twic a week."
Floored the leprechaun stammers, "Once or twice a week?"\
The golfer looks at him shyly and says, "Well, that's not too bad for a Catholic Priest in a small parish!"
