Problem Child
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Our dear Lit friend, the adorable Mustang Sally is in need of our help.
Last week she was involved in a bizarre stairwell accident and broke her hip during a fall.
Details are sketchy, due to the fact that when I talked to her, she was in a narcotic haze brought on by a slight overdose of percodan and tequila, taken to ease the intense pain in her hip/buttock area. Apparently the little filly was, shall we say "in the saddle" with some hung cowpoke when she slipped off the landing of the third floor and plummeted down the stairwell at terminal velocity.
But for her catlike reflexes she would have landed on her melon, however she was able to turn in mid-air and point her posterior downward to absorb the impact. Unfortunately her hip was broken, and her butt is now a pretty shade of lavender and black.
A freak sidenote to the story is that her sexual conquest is actually a 34 yr. old photographer from the Czech republic, who is in the states on temporary visa to do a story on the Barbie twin's attempt to revive their modeling careers by undergoing a simultaneous breast enlargement procedure, the first in known medical history.
Ladislav, the Czech photographer, managed to snap the photo below of our dear Sally as she raced butt-first toward the unforgiving concrete. Note the look of confusion/terror on the young girls face.
http://communities.msn.com/_Secure/0PACIGKgVDaKlROKfrMQIKrblxKCm7XFzwpGHC!4UO395Rnbep6hiz8woBLLCZwkG3pB!mDYWeSRALV50gqQKU73rmo!KlC8n/salav.jpg
Instructions for sending any and all donations for either Sally's hip reconstruction surgery, and/or her lawsuit against the owners of the building for obviously inadequate stairwell guardrails can be obtained by e-mailing me.
Thank you for your consideration in this matter.
Last week she was involved in a bizarre stairwell accident and broke her hip during a fall.
Details are sketchy, due to the fact that when I talked to her, she was in a narcotic haze brought on by a slight overdose of percodan and tequila, taken to ease the intense pain in her hip/buttock area. Apparently the little filly was, shall we say "in the saddle" with some hung cowpoke when she slipped off the landing of the third floor and plummeted down the stairwell at terminal velocity.
But for her catlike reflexes she would have landed on her melon, however she was able to turn in mid-air and point her posterior downward to absorb the impact. Unfortunately her hip was broken, and her butt is now a pretty shade of lavender and black.
A freak sidenote to the story is that her sexual conquest is actually a 34 yr. old photographer from the Czech republic, who is in the states on temporary visa to do a story on the Barbie twin's attempt to revive their modeling careers by undergoing a simultaneous breast enlargement procedure, the first in known medical history.
Ladislav, the Czech photographer, managed to snap the photo below of our dear Sally as she raced butt-first toward the unforgiving concrete. Note the look of confusion/terror on the young girls face.
http://communities.msn.com/_Secure/0PACIGKgVDaKlROKfrMQIKrblxKCm7XFzwpGHC!4UO395Rnbep6hiz8woBLLCZwkG3pB!mDYWeSRALV50gqQKU73rmo!KlC8n/salav.jpg
Instructions for sending any and all donations for either Sally's hip reconstruction surgery, and/or her lawsuit against the owners of the building for obviously inadequate stairwell guardrails can be obtained by e-mailing me.
Thank you for your consideration in this matter.
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