Leftover Easter Chocolate

[Guest]

Damn it.

WHY do grocery stores have to sell Lindt and Dove chocolate bunnies for 75% off?

Do I truly need to add to the size of my butt???

I need HELP from temptation, people!

Somebody give me a beer.

 

[Guest]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/butthurts.jpg

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

You know that is the furthest thing from the grocery store managers' minds. The first thing on their minds is making clearance so that they can fill the shelves with something else. 2nd thing is seeing all the women come by and buy cheap chocolate. It's a way to attract girls to their stores. Maybe that was in reverse order.

All I know is that I was tempted to get chocolate and yielded to the temptation. And I'm a guy. I don't have any excuse. The low prices were too much to resist. Plus I had the writing munchies.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/butthurts.jpg

LMAO.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Damn it.

WHY do grocery stores have to sell Lindt and Dove chocolate bunnies for 75% off?

Do I truly need to add to the size of my butt???

I need HELP from temptation, people!

Somebody give me a beer.

If I had beer handy, I would. As it is, the only liquor nearby is the hard stuff.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

There's about 1,000 calories in one of those big old Dove chocolate bunnies... literally... about 150 in a beer...

go ahead, get drubnk

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Finally, just the excuse I need. How many calories in Canadian whiskey, imported? That's what I got on hand. A present from my brother. Nice and smooth. Goes down a lot easier than my old favorite, Scotch.

 

[Guest]

There's about 1,000 calories in one of those big old Dove chocolate bunnies... literally... about 150 in a beer...

go ahead, get drubnk

And no trans fat.

And with light beer, there are even fewer calories.

*sigh*

Bottoms up.

 

[carsonshepherd]

And no trans fat.

And with light beer, there are even fewer calories.

*sigh*

Bottoms up.

See? Why waste the calories?

 

[Guest]

See? Why waste the calories?

I just have to be doing something with my mouth, apparently.

These oral fetishes, you know.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

I just have to be doing something with my mouth, apparently.

These oral fetishes, you know.

DO tell.

 

[Belegon]

I just have to be doing something with my mouth, apparently.

These oral fetishes, you know.

I so want to suggest an alternative therapy for this...

 

[sophia jane]

Leftover Easter candy is a downfall of mine, too. Good thing it's almost all gone.

 

[Guest]

Leftover Easter candy is a downfall of mine, too. Good thing it's almost all gone.

We should talk to Bel about the alternative therapy.

 

[Belegon]

We should talk to Bel about the alternative therapy.

Bel is very definitely listening...

 

[Guest]

Bel is very definitely listening...

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Hmmm....I can guess.

 

[FallingToFly]

Carrots.

Right after Easter, there is a shortage of chocolate bunnies to eat all the carrots. this results in an overflow of carrots, which are wasted, left abandoned and unloved, withering away in the dark, lonely drawers of refrigerators everywhere, their glorious orange youth squandered, until there is only the shriveled black slime of dessicated old age, and a tragic end in the rubbish bin.

Save these poor, neglected roots, and give a carrot your love today.

 

[impressive]

I just have to be doing something with my mouth, apparently.

These oral fetishes, you know.

I can relate. *nods*

 

[Guest]

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[ABSTRUSE]

deleted for being on the wrong damn thread

too much easter candy??

 

[Guest]

too much easter candy??

Too much oral fetish.

 

[Guest]

too much easter candy??

Not enough eye-hand coordination.

 

[Guest]

Not enough eye-hand coordination.

You don't need that with an oral fetish, ya know.

 

[Guest]

You don't need that with an oral fetish, ya know.

Well, you need hand-mouth coordination, but those don't help with typing much.