Left Wing Responsible for George W. Bush's Low Grades

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Left Wing Responsible for George W. Bush's Low Grades.

Having secured entry to Yale, in 1964, based on his fine cheerleading skills exhibited at Phillips Academy, with only the slightest assist from his father George Herbert W. Bush, the young George W Bush was poised to enter the path to success.

Little did he know the forces of the left at the Ivy League universities--Harvard, with its Law School that produced Alger Hiss. Joining and soon becoming president of the fraternity, Delta Kappa Epsilion, he became a party animal, whose grades hovered in the C range.

Who is responsible?

Research shows that the major brewing companies are controlled by Democrats, and the CEO of Anheuser Busch (no relation) was known for his liberal leanings.

He is reported to have said, quite shamelessly, "I favor the Social Security system."

This explains why so many kegs were delivered to the Yale campus and Delta Kappa Epsilon in particular. Fellow men of the fraternity remember kegs stacked to the ceilings.

There were frantic phone calls to the brewery, and yet they kept coming.

The liberals scented a weakness, and had no conscience about seeing to it that the vulnerable, underage George W had free access to beer and liquor. Further, the girls that came to Yale to party were often from the families of wealthy Democrats, girls who knew how much more fun was to be had with budding young businessmen, rather than effete tweedy types destined to become left wing professors.

These were girls without morals who scented the manliness of elite males, girls with rich permissive fathers who could cover up any accidents with access to abortion on demand, later to become US national policy under the activist leftie Supreme Court of the 1960s.

No doubt these liberal vixens attempted to ply him with cocaine--incidents which GWB casually speaks of as mistakes, but rightfully refuses to discuss.

The forces of evil succeeded when GWB broke off his engagement to a Cathryn Wolfman, after she graduated from Rice University.

How the lefties must have cackled as GWB's drinking became a problem.
Darkness must have rejoiced when GWB was almost enveloped and convicted of DUI. His life seemed to have hit the skids.

What they didn't count on was George's resiliency and the power of Jesus Christ to redeem sinners. By a stroke of luck--or perhaps it was God looking out for America-- at age 40, GWB encountered Billy Graham, an evangelist who helped him get right with the Lord.

And the rest is history, as he moved from the first two-term governorship of Texas, into two terms as President of the United States.
 
Diabolical, I tell you!

Pure said:
Left Wing Responsible for George W. Bush's Low Grades.
All this time I thought it was Bill Clinton's penis that caused it.
 
Were they responsible for his desertion from the Air National Guard too? :rolleyes:
 
SEVERUSMAX said:


Sev!

That's a joke, a BIG joke, based on the rabid right-wing attacking anyone who dared oppose the president's ridiculous ideas and calling them unpatriotic.

:rose:
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
Sev!

That's a joke, a BIG joke, based on the rabid right-wing attacking anyone who dared oppose the president's ridiculous ideas and calling them unpatriotic.

:rose:

Ah, you were pulling an amicus! ;) :D :cool:
 
SEVERUSMAX said:
Were they responsible for his desertion from the Air National Guard too? :rolleyes:
I think cocaine was responsible for that, considering he'd had to have stayed off it for several days to have passed his mandatory flight physical. I was in the real Air Force a few years before he was in the "Champagne Squadron". If we'd missed a mandatory physical we'd have rotted in the stockade.
 
SEVERUSMAX said:
There's an idea for a story...the Secret Submission of Ann Coulter..... :D :devil:


Ewww.

I'm not certain about Coulter's gender, actually.

Very scary.
 
BikeWriter said:
I think cocaine was responsible for that, considering he'd had to have stayed off it for several days to have passed his mandatory flight physical. I was in the real Air Force a few years before he was in the "Champagne Squadron". If we'd missed a mandatory physical we'd have rotted in the stockade.

Of course. You were an ordinary, hard-working American pilot. He was a Connecticut Yankee with tons of connections.
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
Ewww.

I'm not certain about Coulter's gender, actually.

Very scary.


Me, neither. But I thought the idea comical. Particularly if she were involved in lesbian D/s. :D

Her as a Domme might be scary. I wouldn't trust her, if I were a sub/slave.
 
SEVERUSMAX said:
Me, neither. But I thought the idea comical. Particularly if she were involved in lesbian D/s. :D

Her as a Domme might be scary. I wouldn't trust her, if I were a sub/slave.


Oh, no. She'd need to be the sub. Forced, of course.

We could give her to CharleyH.

:D

(That's almost too cruel.)
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
Oh, no. She'd need to be the sub. Forced, of course.

We could give her to CharleyH.

:D

(That's almost too cruel.)

We could watch it and eat popcorn. :D ;) :devil:
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
Oh, no. She'd need to be the sub. Forced, of course.

We could give her to CharleyH.

:D

(That's almost too cruel.)


Que the hell soundtrack:

As luc would say, Ann Coulter forced to eat Ellen degeners's pussy and liking it
 
Was the left wing responsible for him joining Skull and Bones? :nana:
 
Colleen Thomas said:
Que the hell soundtrack:

As luc would say, Ann Coulter forced to eat Ellen degeners's pussy and liking it

LMAO. That's too funny. :D
 
JamesSD said:
Was the left wing responsible for him joining Skull and Bones? :nana:

Of course. Don't you know that the Skull and Bones Society is a Communist plot to take over the world and put Freemasons in charge? Don't believe me? Just ask Texe Marrs or Pat Robertson.... :rolleyes: ;) :devil: :D
 
Colleen Thomas said:
Que the hell soundtrack:

As luc would say, Ann Coulter forced to eat Ellen degeners's pussy and liking it


Oh yeah - Orff's Carmina Burana blaring, hellfire and brimstone and smoke and minions gathering about, cheering spectators, lots of nudity, excellent margaritas . . .

On second thought, it could be a helluva party.

:cathappy:
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
Oh yeah - Orff's Carmina Burana blaring, hellfire and brimstone and smoke and minions gathering about, cheering spectators, lots of nudity, excellent margaritas . . .

On second thought, it could be a helluva party.

:cathappy:

Indeed, while I take my rightful place at Satan's right hand. :devil: :D ;)
 
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