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[Arden]

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Go to the following website and fill in the blanks for your own personalized letter to Santa. This is really cute...

http://www.wtv-zone.com/LadyBoheme/dearsanta.html


Here's my Santa letter. Why not copy and post yours?
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Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Soron's Christmas party. It was Carole who spiked the punch with too much rum. I can't help it if I drank 7 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like gingerbread.

I thought it was funny when I put Vickie's corset on my head and danced the tango on the bed while singing `Have I Told You Lately That I Love You'. I didn't mean to break Soron's computer and don't know why Soron would sue me for lack of passion.

I don't remember calling Neil's wife a mangy sheep---even though she looked like one with emerald eye shadow and turquoise lipstick!

And when I threw up on Barbara's husband's fingers, it was only because I ate too much of that chocolate.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my sleigh through my neighbor's bathroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a fluffy gazelle and have me arrested for adultery!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all hot and sexy. And I'm really not to blame for any of this wet stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and expeditiously yours,
Arden (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 11 bucks!

 

[cookiejar]

Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Bear's Christmas party. It was Stud who spiked the punch with too much vodka. I can't help it if I drank 10 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like cinnamon.

I thought it was funny when I put Rosy's thong on my head and danced the tango on the bed while singing "Sleigh Ride. I didn't mean to break Bear's computer and don't know why Bear would sue me for burglary.

I don't remember calling Ted's wife a sexy cow---even though she looked like one with green eye shadow and red lipstick!

And when I threw up on Candace's husband's hands, it was only because I ate too much of that ham.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my car through my neighbor's bedroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a hot dog and have me arrested for murder!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all pretty and blue. And I'm really not to blame for any of this young stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and funny yours,
Cookie(Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 26 bucks!




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[Arden]

You got called a hot dog! LOL

Merry Christmas, Cookie!

 

[Soron]

Dear Santa,

I have been a good boy.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Arden's Christmas party. It was Frankie who spiked the punch with too much Jim Beam. I can't help it if I drank 17 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like old socks.

I thought it was funny when I put Paulie's skirt on my head and danced the mambo on the sofa while singing `Why Don't We Do It In The Road'. I didn't mean to break Arden's vibrator and don't know why Arden would sue me for slander.

I don't remember calling Johnny's wife a sexy mare---even though she looked like one with black eye shadow and red lipstick!

And when I threw up on Phyllis's husband's head, it was only because I ate too much of that steak.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Hummer through my neighbor's dungeon. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a pretty dog and have me arrested for robbery!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all hot and soft. And I'm really not to blame for any of this incredible stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and professionally yours,
Soron (Really a nice boy!)

P.S. It's only 17 bucks

 

[cookiejar]

ROFL......Arden's vibrator!!!!

Soron is a pretty dog and I'm a hot dog.....pretty good!

 

[Arden]

ROFL......Arden's vibrator!!!!

Soron is a pretty dog and I'm a hot dog.....pretty good!

Wait a minute! I don't have one! LOL

Sheesh, I'm a fluffy gazelle!

Hey Soron, can I come to the jail cell and make you hard?

 

[biggbear8]

Dear Santa,

I have been a good BOY.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at COOKIE's Christmas party. It was ROSY who spiked the punch with too much RUM. I can't help it if I drank 10 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like CINNOMON AND NUTMEG.

I thought it was funny when I put TIGERJENS's BRA on my head and danced the TWIST on the TABLE while singing `UNFORGETTABLE'. I didn't mean to break COOKIE's TELEVISION and don't know why COOKIE would sue me for NEGLECT.

I don't remember calling CJ's wife a BIG HOG---even though she looked like one with BLUE eye shadow and GREEN lipstick!

And when I threw up on CURIOUS_FEM's husband's ASS, it was only because I ate too much of that STRAWBERRY CREAM PIE.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my MOPED through my neighbor's BEDROOM. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a HONEY PRICK and have me arrested for PROPERTY DAMAGE!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all HORNY and SEXY. And I'm really not to blame for any of this WILD stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and professionaly yours,
BEAR (Really a nice BOY!)

P.S. It's only 26 bucks!

 

[Soron]

Wait a minute! I don't have one! LOL

Sheesh, I'm a fluffy gazelle!

Hey Soron, can I come to the jail cell and make you hard?

Do you think I would say no to that request?

Hubba Hubba

I'll say you can

 

[Arden]

Do you think I would say no to that request?

Hubba Hubba

I'll say you can

On my way, baby...

 

[cookiejar]

Dear Santa,

I have been a good BOY.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at COOKIE's Christmas party. It was ROSY who spiked the punch with too much RUM. I can't help it if I drank 10 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like CINNOMON AND NUTMEG.

I thought it was funny when I put TIGERJENS's BRA on my head and danced the TWIST on the TABLE while singing `UNFORGETTABLE'. I didn't mean to break COOKIE's TELEVISION and don't know why COOKIE would sue me for NEGLECT.

I don't remember calling CJ's wife a BIG HOG---even though she looked like one with BLUE eye shadow and GREEN lipstick!

And when I threw up on CURIOUS_FEM's husband's ASS, it was only because I ate too much of that STRAWBERRY CREAM PIE.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my MOPED through my neighbor's BEDROOM. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a HONEY PRICK and have me arrested for PROPERTY DAMAGE!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all HORNY and SEXY. And I'm really not to blame for any of this WILD stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and professionaly yours,
BEAR (Really a nice BOY!)

P.S. It's only 26 bucks!

A honey prick....what else would a "bear" have? Horny and sexy huh?


cookie

 

[Arden]

I love your mind, Cookie!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!
TO ONE AND ALL

 

[Arden]

Bumping into the holiday season...

 

[1sexylady]

Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Angleofsex's Christmas party. It was AA who spiked the punch with too much Amaretta . I can't help it if I drank 18 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Sweet cream.

I thought it was funny when I put Buggy's panties on my head and danced the bump on the bed while singing `Yesterday'. I didn't mean to break Angleofsex's computer and don't know why Angleofsex would sue me for robbery.

I don't remember calling Buggy's wife a funny Horse---even though she looked like one with Blue eye shadow and Green lipstick!

And when I threw up on Angelofsex's husband's boobs, it was only because I ate too much of that steak.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Hummer through my neighbor's floor. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a cold duck and have me arrested for rape!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all chilly and acceptable. And I'm really not to blame for any of this still stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and sexy yours,
1Sexylady (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 4952 bucks!

 

[tonitits]

Dear Santa,

I have been a good Girl .

It really wasn't my fault what happened at AA's Christmas party. It was Sexylady who spiked the punch with too much tequila . I can't help it if I drank 69 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like mulberry.

I thought it was funny when I put Angel 's bikini on my head and danced the twist on the piano while singing `Jose Cuervo You Are a Friend of Mine'. I didn't mean to break AA's plasma tv and don't know why AA would sue me for disorderly conduct .

I don't remember calling Jack 's wife a disgusting pig ---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and purple lipstick!

And when I threw up on Mary's husband's head, it was only because I ate too much of that pumpkin pie.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Mustang through my neighbor's den . I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a shaggy border collie and have me arrested for breaking and entering!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all nostalgic and dizzy. And I'm really not to blame for any of this hilarious stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and solemnly yours,
Toni (Really a nice Girl !)

P.S. It's only 5 bucks!

 

[STUDDOG]

Dear Santa

You devil....I wanted a bag of money last year and a damn sweet and sexy woman....you gave me the pms queen for three months...I owe you!!!!!!!! I also want to let you know the box of colored condoms you left was to big.... what the hell was you thinking.....I going to use them to water balloon your big butt as you exit the chimney this year....Now if you would like to avoid this conflict and make up for your bad chooses.....
A woman I know (don't act dumb...you know her) in my playpen would be nice this year and a job in your candy factory(wink) would help resolve some problems with dating my woman...we need to eat and a movie you know....you big*&^$^%%###%&(*(*&^*#!!#%....ok....thats off my chest.

Hey Santa....just kidding

Yours truely
STUDDOG

 

[Arden]

Another year, another story...

Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Soron's Christmas party. It was Psyche who spiked the punch with too much bathtub gin. I can't help it if I drank 27 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like wet dogs.

I thought it was funny when I put Wing's apron on my head and danced the funky chicken on the player piano while singing `Froggie Went A Courtin''. I didn't mean to break Soron's remote control vibrating panties and don't know why Soron would sue me for public indecency. (He likes that sort of thing)

I don't remember calling Santa Claus's wife a wooly poulet---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and pearl white lipstick!

And when I threw up on Mrs. Claus's husband's cock, it was only because I ate too much of that plum pudding.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my hotwheels through my neighbor's basement window. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a scary hamster and have me arrested for killing endangered bats!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all malicious and oozing. And I'm really not to blame for any of this slippery stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and expeditiously yours,
Arden (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 57 bucks!

 

[thegirlfriday11]

Dear Santa

I just want A's this year for Christmas
(the exam I took today was a bitch and I don't think I did so well, so I need a Christmas miracle)

I'd also like a certain someone stuffed in my stockings

thanks,
not too naughty this year

thegirlfriday

 

[omahaman2]

DEAR SANTA,

Most people write to ask you for things,or complain about what they havent gotten in years past.
Im writing to tell you that this year my wants list is very small,only one thing.You see last year I got a very special gift,
the gift of having my darling jenny here with me everyday.
I get to share my joys,my laughs,my tears,the good times and the bad.I get to share with her each and every mudane activity
like doing the laundry,which makes it no longer mudane,but
another chance to share time with her,which means so much,knowing how it was before. This gift is the most
special gift this man has ever received, and knows no other gift will ever ever be able to match it.
So,this Christmas,like i said i have only one gift request. The one gift i want this year,the one i wish with all my heart,is that my
special friends are able to have this year,the special gift we
received last year. The only thing i want is to hear arden talking about being in soron's arms every day, that tonitis is able to laugh at one of AA's jokes in person,that 69 is able to see
the goddess's smile each day. i just cant wait until the days
we hear someone from each couple telling how they are waiting for the arrival of the other's moving van or uhaul.Please Santa, this one gift i ask with all my heart.


Sincerely,
Oman(the strange one of lit)


P.S. Please!!!!! Y ou owe it to me,since I never got the red ryder air rifle i wanted, just because my mom said i would shoot my eye out with it!!!

 

[Arden]

Thank you, Oman, that is the most wonderful wish of all... and one we hope to act on in the coming new year!

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[tonitits]

DEAR SANTA,

Most people write to ask you for things,or complain about what they havent gotten in years past.
Im writing to tell you that this year my wants list is very small,only one thing.You see last year I got a very special gift,
the gift of having my darling jenny here with me everyday.
I get to share my joys,my laughs,my tears,the good times and the bad.I get to share with her each and every mudane activity
like doing the laundry,which makes it no longer mudane,but
another chance to share time with her,which means so much,knowing how it was before. This gift is the most
special gift this man has ever received, and knows no other gift will ever ever be able to match it.
So,this Christmas,like i said i have only one gift request. The one gift i want this year,the one i wish with all my heart,is that my
special friends are able to have this year,the special gift we
received last year. The only thing i want is to hear arden talking about being in soron's arms every day, that tonitis is able to laugh at one of AA's jokes in person,that 69 is able to see
the goddess's smile each day. i just cant wait until the days
we hear someone from each couple telling how they are waiting for the arrival of the other's moving van or uhaul.Please Santa, this one gift i ask with all my heart.


Sincerely,
Oman(the strange one of lit)


P.S. Please!!!!! Y ou owe it to me,since I never got the red ryder air rifle i wanted, just because my mom said i would shoot my eye out with it!!!

Thank You so much Oman, I do hope that that wish will come true in the near future.

 

[Icey*Fire]

Dear Santa,
I have just a few wishes for you this year.
1. That you please put my son at the top of your 'has been a very good boy' list...so that he can come home to us safe and sound in January..thank you.

2. Please keep my other son safe and healthy on his trip during the holidays.

3. And please grant the wishes of all the nice people on here,,we are all a bunch of wild and crazy people,,,but we mean well...

 

[Arden]

(((((Icey))))

Adding your sons to my holiday prayers...

 

[The_Dragon_Tamer]

Dear Santa,

I will not say how good or bad I was. No one is perfect, least of all me. I have nothing that I want to wish for, for myself. I am not deserving. I have friends and people who care about me, what more than that what could I ask for, {there is one and she knows that wish, but it is selfish on my part.}

But since these letters are for our wishes. I will give you my wish list for others.

1. That the people who are seeking friendship, companionship, and love do find what they seek.

2. That the people who post upon this thread may receive what they wish for both in what they posted and what is in their hearts.

3. May peace reign supreme.

This is my Santa letter.

 

[carrie-on]

Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Sam's Christmas party. It was Looker who spiked the punch with too much Whiskey. I can't help it if I drank 14 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like whiskey.

I thought it was funny when I put Arden's Blouse on my head and danced the The Funky Chicken on the The sofa while singing `Do You Think I'm Sexy'. I didn't mean to break Sam's computer and don't know why Sam would sue me for arson.

I don't remember calling Michael's wife a cute Cow---even though she looked like one with brown eye shadow and yellow lipstick!

And when I threw up on Marie's husband's foot, it was only because I ate too much of that turkey.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Corvette through my neighbor's kitchen. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a wanton kitten and have me arrested for negligence!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all hot and sexy. And I'm really not to blame for any of this horny stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and shiny yours,
Carrie (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 52 bucks!

 

[Arden]

*Shivering and standing at attention*

May I have my blouse back, please?