"Learn how to hypnotise a woman into bed"

[p_p_man]

Yep folks that popped up in my junk mail this morning.

Now that has to be aimed at the lowest of the low. the retards of the retarded, the moronics of the morons...

the losers of this world.

The poor, inadequate souls...



ppman

 

[RastaPope]

Yep folks that popped up in my junk mail this morning.

Now that has to be aimed at the lowest of the low. the retards of the retarded, the moronics of the morons...

the losers of this world.

The poor, inadequate souls...

mad:

ppman

Fuck morals, I'd do it.

 

[scylis]

buy them a ticket to go see Tool in concert.

at least that's the plan, anyway.

 

[superlittlegirl]

Re: Re: "Learn how to hypnotise a woman into bed"

But do you really want a girl who clucks like a chicken while you're fucking her?

Fuck morals, I'd do it.

 

[Weird Harold]

Yep folks that popped up in my junk mail this morning.

Now that has to be aimed at the lowest of the low. the retards of the retarded, the moronics of the morons...

the losers of this world.

The poor, inadequate souls...



ppman

Since I didn't get a copy, maybe they've done some market research here at Lit?

 

[RastaPope]

Re: Re: Re: "Learn how to hypnotise a woman into bed"

But do you really want a girl who clucks like a chicken while you're fucking her?

As long as she was clucking 'Daddy'.

 

[HeavyStick]

Yep folks that popped up in my junk mail this morning.

Now that has to be aimed at the lowest of the low. the retards of the retarded, the moronics of the morons...

the losers of this world.

The poor, inadequate souls...



ppman

is that your way of saying your credit card was declined?

 

[Backyard sweaty]

Yep folks that popped up in my junk mail this morning.

Now that has to be aimed at the lowest of the low. the retards of the retarded, the moronics of the morons...

the losers of this world.

The poor, inadequate souls...



ppman

Oh. So this isn't a class?

 

[MechaBlade]

Yep folks that popped up in my junk mail this morning.

Now that has to be aimed at the lowest of the low. the retards of the retarded, the moronics of the morons...

the losers of this world.

The poor, inadequate souls...



ppman

Um....

Heh...

You didn't trash it did you? Cause....

 

[chromefreak]

Hypnotize a woman in bed?

Turnabout is fair play, I guess.

They must know how to do it to men, because afterwards "I'm feeling very, very sleepy..."

 

[horny_giraffe]

Yep folks that popped up in my junk mail this morning.

Now that has to be aimed at the lowest of the low. the retards of the retarded, the moronics of the morons...

the losers of this world.

The poor, inadequate souls...



ppman

All I need is one of those whirlly disks, and some dark glasses so I don't fall prey to my own infernal device. Soon, all women will be mine, mine, mine!

 

[android1966]

Is this the evil type hypnotist? With a top hat and a black cape and a silver topped walking stick ,who's laugh goes "MUHAHAHA"

 

[chromefreak]

Is this the evil type hypnotist? With a top hat and a black cape and a silver topped walking stick ,who's laugh goes "MUHAHAHA"

Hypnosis works best on me if the hypnotist is a redhead wearing a pair of thigh-high stockings and a garter belt. I must have been put under hypnosis and been programmed to react to the sight of this with drooling, grunting and getting a hard-on, among other things. I hope I never "Snap out of it"

 

[Samuari]

Yep folks that popped up in my junk mail this morning.

Now that has to be aimed at the lowest of the low. the retards of the retarded, the moronics of the morons...

the losers of this world.

The poor, inadequate souls...



ppman

And you didn't post a link? Jezze, some of us need all the help we can get.

 

[lovetoread]

There be lots of fellas on this thread.

I wonder if it would work on men too?

 

[Rex1960]

Re: Re: "Learn how to hypnotise a woman into bed"

is that your way of saying your credit card was declined?

LMAO !!!

oops... happens to me all the time

 

[SINthysist]

Speaking of Losers...

p_p_, Man I got that stuff out of the comics when I was 12. Been using it ever since!

 

[weed]

Speaking of Losers...

p_p_, Man I got that stuff out of the comics when I was 12. Been using it ever since!

Maybe it's the updated version to include cybernosis.

 

[teddybear4play]

Re: Re: Re: "Learn how to hypnotise a woman into bed"

But do you really want a girl who clucks like a chicken while you're fucking her?

I haven't been with enough women to care.

You're getting very sleepy . . . you will cluck like a chicken when you reach orgasm . . .



TB4p

 

[peachykeen]

There be lots of fellas on this thread.

I wonder if it would work on men too?

yeah. here's how it works on men:

1: look at them
2: smile
3: wink
4: toss your hair a bit

that's about it.

No charge.

 

[HeavyStick]

yeah. here's how it works on men:

1: look at them
2: smile
3: wink
4: toss your hair a bit

that's about it.

No charge.

Iv'e never waited for numbers 3&4

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

pp, I think you have your outbox confused with your inbox.

 

[bad kitty]

Hypnosis works best on me if the hypnotist is a redhead wearing a pair of thigh-high stockings and a garter belt.

I've been spotted

 

[MunchinMark]

WARNING! THIS POST ENDS IN ELIPSES. SOME FIND HAVING TO IMAGINE WHAT IS BEING THOUGHT BY THE AUTHOR DISTURBING, IF THIS IS YOU DO NOT ATTEMPT IT. MunchinMark health warning

Can't see it working- except maybe as roleplay...

 

[lovetoread]

yeah. here's how it works on men:

1: look at them
2: smile
3: wink
4: toss your hair a bit

that's about it.

No charge.

I'll try it and let you know what happens.