Lead evil by example!

[scylis]

YES!! lead evil by example, and one day we need no longer put the boots to those that stray off the path of goodness and into the muck and bile of villainy and track great bloody footprints across our lily white tiles!

BOO WILL HAVE CLEAN WOOD SHAVINGS YOU EVIL BASTARDS!

sorry. my last few postings have been fairly serious, gloomy and negative. i felt i had to counteract that somehow. this was the best i could come up with.

 

[Bindii]

Don't you dare tramp great bloody footprints on my lily white tiles!!!

Hell hath no fury like a woman who has just mopped the floor!

 

[Sillyman]

Que?

 

[SilverVeil]

Don't you dare tramp great bloody footprints on my lily white tiles!!!

Hell hath no fury like a woman who has just mopped the floor!

Tell me about it. I HAVE to mop the floor where I work. Now it does not matter if I have not seen a single person in the store for over 2 hours. As SOON as I mop the floor .... every one and their FUCKING brother decide it's time to come in and wander around, trying to decide what flavor gum they want sometime between 1AM & 3AM. Since I started working there in Nov of last year ... I have YET to mop the entire floor ONCE and not have some clueless asshole walk in and walk 5 feet over the wet floor and say " Oh ... did you just mop ? " then continue walking ALL around the store.

I hate my fucking job sometimes.

 

[Star of Penumbra]

YES!! lead evil by example, and one day we need no longer put the boots to those that stray off the path of goodness and into the muck and bile of villainy and track great bloody footprints across our lily white tiles!

BOO WILL HAVE CLEAN WOOD SHAVINGS YOU EVIL BASTARDS!

Well, that certainly does sound like something Minsc would say.

 

[scylis]

Re: Re: Lead evil by example!

Well, that certainly does sound like something Minsc would say.

i got him to say that in BGII, though i have no fucking clue how.

the best was, is, and always will be his (Minsc's) conversation with the Pirate Captain, with Jan stealing Boo by pretending to be near death a close second.

 

[Star of Penumbra]

I once got Minsc to say "We are all heroes, you and Boo and I! Next we must get you a hamster. Or perhaps an ice weasel, whatever your tastes."

And I still like "Where evil dost lay it's dirty feet, we shall mop the floor with it's buttocks!"

 

[Star of Penumbra]

But my all time favorite Minsc quote has to be: "Our heoric deeds shall ring in the evil ears we box and label 'Do Not Open 'til Next Midwinter Fest!"