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LONDON -- By day, it may resemble a manhole, but when the sun goes down, out pops UriLift, a drunk´s best friend. Top Stories

It´s the latest contraption designed to solve that chronic problem in entertainment districts everywhere -- how do drinkers and clubbers relieve themselves after a long night out?

In Britain, police officers waste their time nabbing those who just can´t wait, and shopkeepers often are forced to hose down their doorways in the morning. Now a newly arrived Dutch invention could change all that.

The UriLift, a stainless-steel cylinder that rises from the ground in two minutes and disappears just as quickly already has been well-received in one English town and will be arriving at two London hot spots later this month.

Dutch inventor Marco Schimmel came up with the idea three years ago to "provide a unique solution for indiscriminate urination," the company Web site said.

The device is installed 4 feet under the street, so passersby see only a manhole during the day, not an unsightly urinal. Concrete manhole covers are available in any color and design.

When the night life arrives, an officer standing within a few feet of the UriLift can activate the hydraulic motor by remote control. Three men have room to use the sleek device at the same time, and it is lighted, though it has no doors.

There´s no need to worry about smell because the UriLift, with its automatic flushing, is connected to sewer mains for disposal of urine and flush water. No one has to empty those temporary plastic urinals that some towns place outside bars.

Best of all, said Lisa Parish, a spokeswoman for Britain´s UriLift distributor, the semipermanent urinal is quite invincible when challenged by the party animal who´s had one or more too many.

"The beauty of UriLift is that it is so simple that there is nothing they can break off it," Miss Parish said, noting that hooligans can hit it or kick it all they like.

For now, women must hold it in a little longer. A prototype for them is not yet ready.

UriLifts, costing about $30,000 each and endorsed by the British Toilet Association, have been popping up at night in two locations around Reading, a town west of London.

At an April 25 ceremony in the Reading Town Center, Mr. Schimmel activated the first one by remote control as Richard Strauss´ "Also Sprach Zarathustra," the main title music from the film "2001: A Space Odyssey," rang out. A second one began operating in May.

London, which last month celebrated the 150th anniversary of the city´s first public toilet, is getting two UriLifts in the Westminster section. One will be installed outside a subway station and the other outside the Palace Theater, where tourists see "Les Miserables."

"We like these as 80 percent of Westminster is covered by conservation rules that are very strict about what can be put where," Judith Warner, a Westminster Council Cabinet member, told the London Sunday Times recently. Still, changing attitudes in Britain may pose somewhat of a challenge.

"I guess it´s accepted that after a late night, if you want to [urinate], you can just go ahead and have one anywhere," said Neeraj, a 27-year-old Londoner.

His friend, Roger, added: "I don´t see the point. It´s more fun going in the middle of the street. It´s almost traditional, like having a kebab after you´ve drank too much and are stumbling home."
 
Quite an interesting story there Todd.
Just one question?

"Europeon" what are those exactly?
 
IA951 said:
Quite an interesting story there Todd.
Just one question?

"Europeon" what are those exactly?

I think they are from Montreal
 
... and don't eat the big blue mint!






















Sign in p_p_'s pub over urinal: We aim to please, so you aim too!
 
seen in a copenhagen bar bathroom:

We don't piss in your ashtray,
so don't throw cigarette butts in the urinals...
 
New stoner olympic sport to go with snowboarding. A woman's event...

Next up in the Ladies Lazy Drunk Europeon Men Event, Tonya Harding. Tonya's chosen a riding crop as she approaches her mount Hans, who understandably looks a little concerned... The crowd is down to a hush, you could hear a pin drop, or piss hitting the pan, so to speak...
 
SINthysist said:
New stoner olympic sport to go with snowboarding. A woman's event...

Next up in the Ladies Lazy Drunk Europeon Men Event, Tonya Harding. Tonya's chosen a riding crop as she approaches her mount Hans, who understandably looks a little concerned... The crowd is down to a hush, you could hear a pin drop, or piss hitting the pan, so to speak...
:D
 
Letting me know that I was able to give someone a smile or laugh. Valuable gift that is!
 
SINthysist said:
Letting me know that I was able to give someone a smile or laugh. Valuable gift that is!

You and Todd, both SIN.


I've always had trouble with the concept of laziness. Is laziness a good or a bad thing? Energy conservation is now generally reagrded as a good thing. Could pissoirs not be included in some Europeon fund for the implementation of Kyoto on emissions?
 
Todd-'o'-Vision said:
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The UriLift, a stainless-steel cylinder that rises from the ground in two minutes and disappears just as quickly already has been well-received in one English town and will be arriving at two London hot spots later this month.

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TWO MINUTES. When I am a lazy drunk, 2 minutes is an eternity. Don't they have alleys, dumpsters or bushes in Europe?

Give me a nice shrubbery any day (or night).
 
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