Lavender & Rambrat—deserted on an island.

[Rambrat]

A seagull cries out in the early morn to greet the day. The sun burns the last of the morning mist from along the shore. A wave breaks against the foot of a man walking towards another figure. He reaches down to wake the woman laying face down in the sand...


Rambrat: Hey...you awake?! Are you okay? Looks like it's just you and me....

Lavender: (looks up...scans the beach, then looks up again) Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

 

[lovetoread]

Hold up,let me get comfortable...I love horror flicks.

 

[Ginny]

lmao...omg Ram you are a trip....


<sounds of waves crashing against the shore, few seagulls squawking>

Rambrat: Awww, c'mere Lavy......I'm so horny in the morning....<cock jutting up between legs>

 

[Guest]

Rambrat: Awww, c'mere Lavy......I'm so horny in the morning....<cock jutting up between legs>

lavender: Show some modesty cover up eeek a mouse

 

[Pixie]

This is way too scary for me...

 

[intrigued]

....oh, to be there.

 

[Rambrat]

Lavender: How did this happen? Wha...what are we doing here!

Rambrat: We must have gotten separated from the grou...

Lavender: Obviously! GAWD...why did it have to be you!

Rambrat: It was a drawing...

Lavender: Yes...I remember. Don't remind me! What happened to the boat.

Rambrat: (pointing) It's just around the bend...

Lavender: Step aside. (storms past Rambrat)

 

[Rambrat]

Rambrat: Awww, c'mere Lavy......I'm so horny in the morning....<cock jutting up between legs>

lavender: Show some modesty cover up eeek a mouse

Cool! My first troll! I'm so excited!

 

[lovetoread]

I'm so excited!

Put that away!

We aint at that part of the story yet...

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Ram: morning sweetheart
lavy: who the fuck are you???
Ram: I am ram
lavy: c'mere handsome
Ram: (nearly cums in is shorts as he runs across the beach in slow motion thinking this is going to be some Hallmark Card or Chevrolet commercial moment)
lavy: hurry the fuck up, I am hungry, I mean horny
Ram: damn you look hot today
lavy: you dont even comprehend how hot I am going to make you
Ram: is that a threat
Lavy: in a way yes
Ram: hey, why is it dark in here? (upon waking up)
Lavy: shut up and boil dammit....I told you I was hungry

Close curtain, imagine Ram looking like a lobster after a boiling



ok sick as all get out yes, but ram, this island does not belong to gilligan, and well one cannot live off coconuts alone

 

[sunstruck]

I love a good campfire tale. Can't wait to see how it all ends. Survivor was never this interesting.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

I say he ends up like my scenario. Covered with butter but yet to well done to enjoy the moment.

 

[J.B.]

lmao!

~ runs away~

 

[lavender]

 

[Texan]

*shakes head*

Morning Rambrat. Have a good day. I have to get to class.

lavender, you're a hell of a good sport.

 

[Rambrat]

Lavender runs across the beach to the shattered remains of the life boat. Rambrat folows close behind.

Rambrat: There are some supplies that didn't get lost in the wreckage.

Lavender: (puff, puff) For God's sake...I hope there are cigarettes! (searching the boat. Tossing boxes aside) Who was at the controls?! (looks at Rambrat) I should have known....Please, let there be cigarettes! If I have to be stuck on an island with an idiot! Damn it....there has to be a carton, what uncivilized minimum wage dip-shit stocked this boat.

Rambrat: Midol...please let there be Mi...

Lavender: Shut the fuck up! Of all the people to be stuck with...couldn't be anyone with intelligence...no...I get Mr. Flirtsalot!

Rambrat: I'm not dumb, I...

Lavender: Where do you stand against military action in Iraq?

Rambrat: It's good?

lavender: Why am I talking to you? (walks away— turns and looks) Stop following me!

 

[Rambrat]

*shakes head*

Morning Rambrat. Have a good day. I have to get to class.

Sorry hon...always wanted to do this...have a fun in class!

 

[Rambrat]

lavender, you're a hell of a good sport.

come on...it's funny!

 

[sunstruck]

come on...it's funny!

He's right. It is funny. Course he's not doing it to me. lol

 

[J.B.]

Course he's not doing it to me. lol

But he should be doing it to me.

 

[Rambrat]

He's right. It is funny. Course he's not doing it to me. lol

It's the love/hate relationship that makes it work...

 

[cutie pie]

*Grabbing a spot up front before the room gets too crowded.*

You just can't stay out of trouble, can you?

 

[Rambrat]

Rambrat: Where are you going? (runs) Slow down! (grabs arm)

Lavender: (pulls arm away) Don't touch me! Don't ever touch me! I'm going to see what we have to work with on this island....if you must know.

Rambrat: Well...I figure we have enough food supply to last a few days...and...

Lavender: Spare me Mr. Curuso...I wanted to see if there is any life on this island...intelligant life...

Rambrat: (walks behind Lavender...mocking her steps) Well if there is any...I am sure they'll stay clear of you.

Lavender: GAWD! I need a cigarette!

Rambrat: (mumbling to self) Something to put in that mouth to shu...

Lavender: Shut up!!!

 

[sunstruck]

I'm seeing shades of Harison Ford and Anne Hesche.