Lauren Boebert's Groomer Son Has First Adult Arrest!

[RobDownSouth]

Congresswoman Lauren Boebert's groomer son Tyler Boebert had his first adult arrest tonight, just months after his underage baby momma had her baby. His mother Lauren has 15 arrests (mostly traffic/failure to appear) and father Jayson has 4 (mostly domestic violence and battery).

Tyler previously had two juvenile arrests and a couple of "failure to appear" in the past.

Charges?
(See updated post below)

 

[RobDownSouth]

Heeeere we go!
Tyler Boebert evidently was a ONE MAN CRIME WAVE
Broke into multiple cars and stole wallets
Used the IDs and Credit Cards in the wallets he stole
A CRIMINAL JENIOUS!
https://i.imgur.com/0S7prHB.png

 

[dmallord]

Heeeere we go!
Tyler Boebert evidently was a ONE MAN CRIME WAVE
Broke into multiple cars and stole wallets
Used the IDs and Credit Cards in the wallets he stole
A CRIMINAL JENIOUS!
https://i.imgur.com/0S7prHB.pngo

It's going to be okay. He's just an upset youngster whose mom wouldn't buy him an AR-15. Mom will take him out to the shooting range this afternoon and let him use hers to get out those frustrations by shooting targets of ... say ... his old high school principal or perhaps a picture of Joe Biden. Fifteen or twenty clips should do the trick.

Of course, she'll make restitution to all those alleged victims so the case gets pleaded down to a misdemeanor. That comes with being a good mother and congresswoman. Stand up for the MAGA law!

 

[Chernosoth]

He has a bright future as cannon fodder. That's why we let idiots have guns.

 

[LLCox]

lmao, those ammo-sexual's are living rent free in your heads. Notice the town is Rifle, Colorado... they even have a town. Have a nice day.

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[RobDownSouth]

lmao, those ammo-sexual's are living rent free in your heads. Notice the town is Rifle, Colorado... they even have a town. Have a nice day.

Moar deets
https://i.imgur.com/CfUvuYG.png
HERE'S THE LINK TO THE CRIME SPREE OF THE YEAR

 

[LLCox]

Moar deets
https://i.imgur.com/CfUvuYG.png
HERE'S THE LINK TO THE CRIME SPREE OF THE YEAR

Yes, I read it the first time. You can post it a couple of more times if you want.

 

[jomar]

Aww, another developmental milestone is met by the Boebert spawn *sniff*

 

[ll74]

Obviously Lauren changed her policy decisions because of her son's coming. Impeach her.

 

[Bray123]

Is there any member of the Boebert crime family who is yet to get an arrest record?

 

[RoryN]

Yes, I read it the first time. You can post it a couple of more times if you want.

Why is this triggering you?

(We know why.)

 

[Bray123]

https://imgur.com/bq9g3Yo

 

[RobDownSouth]

Is there any member of the Boebert crime family who is yet to get an arrest record?

Someone posted a "Boebert Family Crime Organization Chart" yesterday
Six slots
Jayson Boebert mugshot
Lauren Boebert mugshot
Tyler Boebert mugshot
then three more blank spots for her remaining children with big letters "COMING SOON!"

 

[RobDownSouth]

They posted a still photo from video footage of Boebert's underage sex tape partner attempting to use a stolen credit card at a Love's Truck Stop.
They completely blanked out her face because she is a minor but she'd be easily picked out in a police lineup.
Let's just say she is one seriously enormous underage teen.

 

[ByteMe13]

He is acting out because his mom is giving handjobs in public.

 

[Rightguide]

Jail his ass.

 

[RoryN]

Jail his ass.

Fuck off - you love her, and you want preferential, gentle treatment for her son.

3-Year-Old Among ‘Victims’ in Lauren Boebert’s Son’s Alleged Crime Spree

Ultra-MAGA Rep. Lauren Boebert’s son victimized a toddler, a senior citizen, and four others during a recent crime spree, according to a police incident summary obtained by The Daily Beast.

 

[RobDownSouth]

https://i.imgur.com/KSzTEBG.png
Strokey And The Bandit

 

[SmokingFap]

Mom of the Year!

And fuck John Fetterman. Her kids may not have signed up for the publicity, but the whole family certainly signed up for the arrest warrants.

 

[dmallord]

They posted a still photo from video footage of Boebert's underage sex tape partner attempting to use a stolen credit card at a Love's Truck Stop.
They completely blanked out her face because she is a minor but she'd be easily picked out in a police lineup.
Let's just say she is one seriously enormous underage teen.

Is she the mother of Tyler's son, by chance? Anyone?

 

[RobDownSouth]

Is she the mother of Tyler's son, by chance? Anyone?

Evidently not.

In other news, detail of Boebert's ex's sketchy job history has come to light.
In 2019, Jayson Boebert had no income.
In 2020, after Lauren Boebert was elected, he was hired by Terra Energy Partners and paid an annual fee of $460,000. Why yes, Terra has a heavy presence in Lauren Boebert’s district.

 

[SmokingFap]

Evidently not.

In other news, detail of Boebert's ex's sketchy job history has come to light.
In 2019, Jayson Boebert had no income.
In 2020, after Lauren Boebert was elected, he was hired by Terra Energy Partners and paid an annual fee of $460,000. Why yes, Terra has a heavy presence in Lauren Boebert’s district.

But Hunter and his laptop!!!!!!!!!

 

[dmallord]

Jayson Boebert has a long background in energy and a consulting company - income unknown before the new funds.

Cong. Boebert failed to file the proper documentation required for congressional financial disclosure and report his income. She listed him as co-owner of the Shooters Grill Restaurant she operated and his income as N/A. The Grill reported the loss of several hundred thousand dollars in 2019 and 2020 on the forms.

She has a restraining order against Jayson after he had an altercation with his son and some exchange between husband and wife as well. He may not have rights to visit the younger kids now.

Over all, it sounds like a disfunctional family.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Lauren had to cancel a campaign event yesterday after she missed a court-mandated March 1st deadline to remove her personal items from the family home she'd previously lived in.

Her husband Jayson said he was going to throw all her "abandoned" stuff in the pond in the back yard if she didn't have her "crap" out by yesterday.

 

[dmallord]

Lauren had to cancel a campaign event yesterday after she missed a court-mandated March 1st deadline to remove her personal items from the family home she'd previously lived in.

Her husband Jayson said he was going to throw all her "abandoned" stuff in the pond in the back yard if she didn't have her "crap" out by yesterday.

The audacity of the guy!

She merely got a simple restraining order against him, filed charges that he assaulted her, and merely asked that her boyfriend be allowed to hook up Jayson's trailer to move her things to a new location rather than pack it up and have someone move her shit out.

Come on! What kind of ex-husband going through ex-wife hell does that sort of thing?