Laurel'n Manu'R - 1st Lit Member to 10K posts PRIZE!!! Solicitation.

[Sparky Kronkite]

You heard me/us correctly!!!!!

First one there? What's the freakin' prize?????

C'mon now you two - after all, I got that $25 sex-toy gift sticker for my category award a couple of years ago?????

Huh? Hu? Eh?

I'd say 10K is worth much more than that?

How about 2 round trip vacations to Hedo II!?!?!?

Yezzzzzzzz!

That sounds about right to me - 10K posts! I don't think I'll ever get there myself. So the one that does - bingo! Right? Big Prize - right?

Okay board what prize would you suggest?

GO! Suggest! Go! Go! Go!

Watch out L'n M! Ole Sparky's got yer number - as per usual.

 

[R Nitelight]

Sparky Kronkite

I don't think that's a good idea. Then, people will start posting a bunch of trivial things just to pad their post totals.

Excuse me. The 'something new and different' thread calls....

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I say - why not?

Make it a fucking horse race - it'd be more interesting than most of the threads around here anyway.

The stradegy would be to commandeer a thread - take complete control over it. Hey? Hmmmmm?

Something New and Differnt - here I come!!!!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Well damn, I'm amazed!

I guess contests (particularly regarding numbers of posts) are a no-no.

How bout then - a prize for the member who changes their name and starts over the most times?

 

[Ambrosious]

I'm in

 

[Guest]

I'm in

 

[Guest]

I'm in

 

[Guest]

I'm in

 

[Guest]

I'm in

 

[GuyJD]

IT'S OFFICIAL........THIS IS THE PRIZE

The winner will receive, officially, a lifetime of Literotica's website absol-fucking-ly FREE. That's right, nothing to pay. Nada. The winner will be able to enjoy a lifetime of erotica for no cost.
HOW ABOUT THAT, GUYS???

Hey, wait a minute!!! DAMN, it's already free. I've been con, robbed, and ripped off. I've been boot-legged, run a mock, I didn't blow my nose at Mount Rushmore, Mount Rushmore blew its nose on me.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

How about this?

The lucky winner, male or female, which ever - gets a round trip ticket to.........

Laural and/or ManuR, their home....... for.........

Wild sex of the winner's choice - with them.

I think that would be a wonderful prize!

 

[R Nitelight]

One step closer.

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Don't you think that this posting the most times thing is getting a bit out of hand. And now you want to add a prize to it. Sounds kind of foolish to me.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I so love......

fucking with the board.

Who are the fools? Really?

Me? Maybe. You? Surely.

Just call me Uber Fool.

Rack'em up Light - but I want video - when you get to Laurel's house.

 

[R Nitelight]

I'm almost halfway there, Sparky.
So you better lock up your women and tortoises.