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Dixon Carter Lee
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Okay, here's why "Space 1999" wins for "Best Ignoring of the Laws of Physics and Common Sense". The MOON goes travelling around the universe, right? It goes to other planets, even.
The Moon has no engine, no warp drive, and no wormhole. It's moving via inertia (from a nucelar explosion). But it reaches other planets. A lot of them. Hundred and hundreds of light years from Earth. It would take untol Millenia just to reach the first planet, and they hit a new system every week.
Plus, there's always light on the moon. From what? The sun? WHAT SUN? The moon's left the solar system. It's gone, baby. Off on it's own. Where the fuck is the light coming from?
And don't get me started on how the moom manages to keep it's exact same gravity, despite being tossed out of Earth orbit. I guess it would suck to have to string Marint Landua up on wires every week.
Why on Earth did I like that show?
The Moon has no engine, no warp drive, and no wormhole. It's moving via inertia (from a nucelar explosion). But it reaches other planets. A lot of them. Hundred and hundreds of light years from Earth. It would take untol Millenia just to reach the first planet, and they hit a new system every week.
Plus, there's always light on the moon. From what? The sun? WHAT SUN? The moon's left the solar system. It's gone, baby. Off on it's own. Where the fuck is the light coming from?
And don't get me started on how the moom manages to keep it's exact same gravity, despite being tossed out of Earth orbit. I guess it would suck to have to string Marint Landua up on wires every week.
Why on Earth did I like that show?
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Dixon Carter Lee said:
Because it was good honest fun, what you described as the faults in the plot didn't matter, anymore than beam me up scotty is never going to become reality.
Did you ever get a program over their called the champions, I used to love that shit, even if it was all nonsense.
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Well, I think there's a big difference between the fiction of a futuristic transporter and throwing out, whole hog, physics, common sense, and elementary school level astronomy.
Still. Barbara Bain in spandex. Hmmmmm.
Still. Barbara Bain in spandex. Hmmmmm.
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Problem Child said:
Yes. And I should have known you'd beat me to the joke.
http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=93195&pagenumber=4
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yayati said:
I made you look good buddy just by standing next to you
Yes, but you could say that about anyone here. It's too bad. You can be pretty lucid when you want to be. People would probably be more accepting if you would just drop that old crap once and for all.
