Laurel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KillerMuffin]

Someone is fucking with my story votes again. It's really pissing me off that these people are voting me like that. What did I do to deserve that? I obviously don't deserve to be treated like that and I demand you check into it immediately!

My story "My Sister~Wife and Her 44DDD Tits Have Their First Gangbang" just got a string of 5's! I demand a recount! I hate those people who purposely vote a story up even though they know it's no good. They're trolls. Trolls I tell you! It was sitting at a comfortable 1.34 this morning and now it's at a 4.98! After 134 votes!

(Just thought I'd give you a post that you'll never see someone actually mean. Oh gawd, sue me. I'm trying to find my sense of humor again but my ears are ringing and I can't exactly locate "up.")

 

[Never]

That's horrible KM, I'll get right on it.

But first, how about a threesome with Manu and I?

 

[Laurel]

Hey! Identity theft!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Actually KM Alexander tsara did exactly the same thing earlier this year.

I forget exactly which story it was but he was bitching because he had a rating of 1.12 and then people went in and voted it up.

"Tha barstards" he was heard to say

So tweet, you dont want Muff, Never and Manu to have a threesome then?

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'm confused. Is Manu as lesbian? If he is, isn't he supposed to be inside the barbed wire with Todd and TexasGentleman?

 

[Never]

Hey! Identity theft!

First I'm stealing your avatar.
Then I'm going to set up a site at www.literotic.com.
Then one day you'll wake up and none of your friends or family will recognize you.

I'm like a pod person.

 

[Mensa]

Is this the bitch to Laurel thread?

In that case, allow me mine!

Hallowe'en is over, take Owen away!

Cats in costumes are freaky! Just make it go away!

 

[Never]

It's still Halloween on the west coast.

 

[Spinaroonie]

OMG I read that and I was fooled!

 

[Spinaroonie]

Now I want to write a story parodying the bad ones.

I probably shouldn't.....

Where would I post it even?

Nope, Shouldn't do it.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

MSN

It's still Halloween on the west coast.

And I would know considering my Lit time has always been set on PST.

It's the only way to fly baby

 

[Problem Child]

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Even cats are better than fucksprocket dollies any day.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Now I want to write a story parodying the bad ones.

I probably shouldn't.....

Where would I post it even?

Nope, Shouldn't do it.

Oh yes, you should. Listen to the little devil on your shoulder. Post it in the Humor and Satire category. You should, so very much should...

 

[Spinaroonie]

Oh yes, you should. Listen to the little devil on your shoulder. Post it in the Humor and Satire category. You should, so very much should...

Listen KM, I'll have you know that I do nothing for a good long portion of the day... Don't tempt me.... I'm supposed to looking for rooms, I'm supposed to help my mom.. I... I....Hmmm... I really want to do it....

I'll pm you with a link if I do it

 

[Mensa]

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Even cats are better than fucksprocket dollies any day.

Jeez, I never thought of Dr. Strangelove as being a "fucksprocket dolly"

I rather liked the guy.

 

[Laurel]

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Even cats are better than fucksprocket dollies any day.

That's it. The board has officially lost its mind!

 

[Never]

I would appreciate you not calling my board insane.

 

[Never]

I think enough is enough Never. Why don't you switch your av back to what it was? This is no longer funny.

 

[Never]

Sorry.
Bad Never, bad.

 

[Problem Child]

"Never, If you keep impersonating me I will have to ban you from my site. Manu, we're out of doritos!"

 

[Debbie]

stop stop my head is spinning! bad bad kitties

 

[Mensa]

stop stop my head is spinning!

So, basically, you're saying everything is normal?