Laurel

[Private Vasquez]

Check your pms, hun.

 

[Pyper]

*shudder*

 

[Laurel]

Okay.

*checks*

Yep. They're still there.

 

[Private Vasquez]

phew!

Just wanted to be sure.

 

[Laurel]

I feel the urge to grab my tweezers and pluck that nipple.

 

[Private Vasquez]

OW!!

But I think the tip of this nipple got rubbed off. Either that or it sunk in.

 

[Problem Child]

I feel the urge to grab my tweezers and pluck that nipple.

I was thinking more along the lines of flamethrower or belt sander.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Nad's will be fine. Plus, it's edible.

 

[Laurel]

Nad's, or the hair?

 

[Private Vasquez]

Well, Nad's is...but maybe the hair is too.

 

[Saint Peter]

I have found that the Sonic Care toothbrush and a few yards of dental floss take the PV angry boobie hairs out from between the teeth will only moderate scrubing.

 

[Private Vasquez]

I thought you were only counting?

And give me back that nipple when you get it out from between your teeth.

 

[Saint Peter]

There is no way that nipple will fit between my teeth. Unless I have all my teeth removed except one on the top and one on the bottom.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Well, my nipple is gone, and you were the last one with it. All I've got is areola left, and that just won't cut the mustard.

You've got the telltale hairs stuck in your teeth.

 

[Saint Peter]

Nippless boob? Just like the old barbie AV days.

 

[Private Vasquez]

I'm still the Plastic Wonder, only this time, I grow my own hair.

 

[red_rose]

Barbies don't have nipples.

 

[Nora]

I'm still the Plastic Wonder, only this time, I grow my own hair.

Is it like one of those barbie heads that you can put make up on and cut it's hair, then pull on it to make it "grow" again?