Laurel wants to can me

[marshalt]

She's says I'm fired if I don't get my shit together.

 

[Mr_Jon_Thon]

I thought you meant her pantry was getting bare.


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-9bHReZLrYcM/TWyVi7WWL1I/AAAAAAAAX0g/nqzfY3efvzM/s1600/yucky_canned_food_640_21.jpg

 

[Adorie]

Don't know who Laurel is...but she seems to be in a lot of threads lol

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://ct.weirdnutdaily.com/ol/wn/sw/i59/2/2/7/wnd_10093a8e08ab95f2d0a76d114e3c7918.jpg

 

[thør]

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[Super-Surprise]

http://a.tgcdn.net/images/products/frontsquare/e5a7_canned_unicorn_meat.jpg


http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/additional/large/e5a7_canned_unicorn_meat_parts_diagram.jpg

 

[Laurel]

She's says I'm fired if I don't get my shit together.

I didn't mean fire you. I meant can you. Like unicorn meat.

 

[Laurel]

Don't know who Laurel is...but she seems to be in a lot of threads lol

She's the lotsa-threads-inner person.

 

[bg23]

I didn't mean fire you. I meant can you. Like unicorn meat.

Yum yum!

You're such a Machiavellian character, Laurel. Who knew you had all these motives and secret vendettas against all sorts of people?

 

[Laurel]

Yum yum!

You're such a Machiavellian character, Laurel. Who knew you had all these motives and secret vendettas against all sorts of people?

I know, right? Even I'm surprised at my evil conniving ways. I'm ten or twenty times more motivated than I thought!

 

[bg23]

I know, right? Even I'm surprised at my evil conniving ways. I'm ten or twenty times more motivated than I thought!

You can always depend on the GB to teach you new things about yourself every day!

 

[Never]

You *want* to do all these things, but you are a perpetual procrastinator, so your evil schemes never come to fruition. Thus we all sleep easier at night.

 

[Saint Peter]

So that is where superglue comes from.

Interesting.

 

[marshalt]

I didn't mean fire you. I meant can you. Like unicorn meat.

Can I sit in your pantry?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

at first glance, I thought the title of the thread was, Laurel wants to cam with me.

 

[Wings]

You can always depend on the GB to teach you new things about yourself every day!

Oh man, I didn't do any of my minion duties this week.