Laurel in 10 words or less

[Bluesboy2]

Sweet pretty intelligent wise.

 

[Pyper]

I'm having lunch with her. Is that a secret?

 

[Debbie]

witty, level headed, caring, thoughtful, hardworking, enterprising, lovely, clever, cool.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Laurel

(ha ha, I win, I only used one word)

 

[Nora]

Spunky, free-speech luvvin', even-handed moderator with the mostest!

(I really love using the word "spunky" around here!)

 

[Pyper]

LOL. Spunky.

 

[Mischka]

paste eater

 

[Nora]

LOL. Spunky.

I of course mean it in the uh.. ya know. non-dirty meaning. Cuz I really really really don't wanna know if the other way fits, ya know?

 

[Laurel]

Damn. Eat a couple full of paste, and you're branded a paste eater for life.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Don't eat the whole couple. You'll choke.

 

[kotori]

"Your thighs are appletrees
whose blossoms touch the sky"

seven, eight, nine hmm, one more. oh, well.

From "Portrait of a Lady" by William Carlos Williams. I don't know why, but I can really picture Laurel in a Fragonard painting. Heh, that's it:

"Swinger"

ten

 

[Jim_Henson]

Tweet.

 

[superlittlegirl]

Damn. Eat a couple full of paste, and you're branded a paste eater for life.

If they would just flavor it like mayonnaise or mushrooms instead of spearmint, it wouldn't taste so tempting. I think they make it taste good on purpose because the more paste people eat, the more they have to buy. It's a big old conspiracy.

 

[HeavyStick]

Cool liberal lady who pets lots of pussy.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Laurel - a haiku

She feeds stray kittens
Manu is getting edged out
Get a bigger bed

 

[littlekateyes]

I look like her, but she is prettier.

 

[Debbie]

I of course mean it in the uh.. ya know. non-dirty meaning. Cuz I really really really don't wanna know if the other way fits, ya know?

 

[HeavyStick]

hmmm so you're saying Laurel is spunky like sperm?

 

[Rambling Rose]

Laurel - haiku #2

Little china doll
Hair pulled up tight in a bun
Making her eyes slant

 

[Laurel]

Literoticans in 4 words:

Too wonderful for words.



(Rose is a doll)

 

[Coolville]

9 words

Never met her but her name rhymes with floral.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Laurel - third one's a charm they say...

Our cum and smut queen
Working late into the night
More stories for us!

(I know you are but what am I? )

 

[Debbie]

hmmm so you're saying Laurel is spunky like sperm?

Do sperm have eyes?

It's symbolic.

 

[scylis]

Cat.

 

[nasty1]

Funny
sweet
intelligent
hhot