Laurel I am undressed

Dixon Carter Lee

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Could you stop the "Web cam" function for a bit while I towel off and bend way over to look for my undies?
 
nice ass!.......<tilting head to get a gander at your manjunk swinging>
 
Ginny said:
nice ass!.......<tilting head to get a gander at your manjunk swinging>


LOL....."manjunk" <====permant new name for my personal naughty bits.

"Hey baby, get a mouthfulla my manjunk, whydoncha?"

Yeah, that works. :)
 
This thread confuses me to the point of physically shaking my head from side to side and re-reading.
 
sunstruck said:
This thread confuses me to the point of physically shaking my head from side to side and re-reading.


Hey Sunny, the underside a my manjunk needs a good swabbin'. How 'bout it, woman?
 
Problem Child said:



Hey Sunny, the underside a my manjunk needs a good swabbin'. How 'bout it, woman?

Edited because what was I thinking? This confirms it. This thread does not exist. It is a figment of my over sexed imagination triggered by lack of sleep and sex.
 
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Problem Child said:



LOL....."manjunk" <====permant new name for my personal naughty bits.

"Hey baby, get a mouthfulla my manjunk, whydoncha?"

Yeah, that works. :)

Your Coitus Professor says:
I think you were looking for the word permanent :)
 
I think that DCL just had another one of those "Oh yeah! It's for a porn site!" epiphanies. You really need to surpress those, Dixon.



Um. Email pics to me first, okay?
 
CoolidgEffect said:


Your Coitus Professor says:
I think you were looking for the word permanent :)


It was a typo, but I thank you and, more importantly, my manjunk thanks you.
 
sunstruck said:


Edited because what was I thinking? This confirms it. This thread does not exist. It is a figment of my over sexed imagination triggered by lack of sleep and sex.

I tried not to keep you up too late last night...I do not apologize though.
 
calypso_21 said:


I tried not to keep you up too late last night...I do not apologize though.


Well there goes the lack of sex part of my excuse.
 
KillerMuffin said:
I think that DCL just had another one of those "Oh yeah! It's for a porn site!" epiphanies.

I have those, but this was more of a thread title alliteration thing.
 
Llll Eye Aaaa Uh. I don't see the alliteration. Try assonance. Which is, by the way, one of my favorite words.

I assume you have some sweats on at least? I like you, but not that way. I like you for your mind, not your tan lines.
 
Do this is what it looks like when the anti-flirters flirt. *shudder*
 
sunstruck said:
Do this is what it looks like when the anti-flirters flirt. *shudder*
yes sun, I think your right. this is reminding me of a Star Trek convention
 
Okay now you've managed to make the milkshake I was drinking end up all over my monitor.
 
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