Laughter vs Orgasm

[dr_mabeuse]

Which is better? How are they alike? How are they different? Can you do both at once? Which one's more likely to make you fart?

Should we include sneezing in the discussion? A good sneeze can be a very satisfying experience.

---dr.M.

 

[RenzaJones]

while both are fun all on their own I like to do a combination whenever I can.

 

[MercyMia]

There is a range in the orgasm intensity and a range for the depth of laughter. A mere giggle would not be a fair trade for an orgasm so strong and intense it made the lucky one pass out.

Now sneezing...that's a whole 'nother topic. Do you sneeze once or in a series of 3 or more? Do you feel exhausted afterwards or are your sinuses cleared?

Is it possible to cum, laugh and sneeze all at once? And while doing those three things, keep your eyes wide open?

 

[pixiesjuice]

You forgot farting too... a veritable human explosion waiting to happen if you manage all at the same time...

perhaps this might be the cause of spontaneous human combustion



i need more sleep i think

 

[minsue]

I'll likely be tarred & feathered for this, but in answer to the first question I'd take laughter over orgasm. Not even a contest.

 

[herecomestherain]

I hardly ever sneeze once, generally five in a row, not unlike multiple orgasm really. I quite look forward to those explosive sneezes you know...

I could ruin the tone of this thread early in the piece by declaring than once you've had two kids you become very aware of sneezing and the need to concentrate on your pelvic floor. Therefore sneezing and your genitals are inextricably linked forever.

I like laughter of all kinds, the chuckle, chortle, snort type of laughing is probably my favourite. I like to laugh till hurts, until tears run down my face, until I can hardly breath and laugh no more. I like to orgasm in the same way.

 

[MercyMia]

i need more sleep i think

But can you sleep while you orgasm, laugh, sneeze and fart?

 

[McKenna]

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[dr_mabeuse]

Dr. M., you've been way too human lately.

Yes. And scatological too. I'm filling in for MathGirl.

Which puts me in mind of another one-two combo: the stomach flu bi-polar purge, where you're expelling simultaneously at both ends. Not one of my faves.

I could ruin the tone of this thread early in the piece by declaring than once you've had two kids you become very aware of sneezing and the need to concentrate on your pelvic floor. Therefore sneezing and your genitals are inextricably linked forever.

Post-partum women have the same problem with laughing too, don't they?

All we guys have is the "turn your head and cough" test. The doc sticks his finger up into your pelvis through your testicular opening. God knows what he's feeling for. Something about hernias.

Although we do have the prostate exam too. There's a thrill.

---dr.M.

 

[Guest]

I'm filling in for MathGirl.

Mab., do us all a favor and just be yourself. Re. MG, you're too tall, too hairy, too masculine, too old (ouch!), too midwest. It takes a big-butt baby to do scat right.

respectfully, Perdita

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Sneezing: Fulfilling on a physical basis only. Short lived, but fun while it lasts. (downside: goose bumps)

Laughing: Fulfilling on a mental basis only. Longest lived, but gets painful after too long.

Orgasm: Fulfilling on a physical, mental and emotional (hopefully) basis all in one. Lifespan varies, but getting there is so much fun that I have to go with the big 'O' as my favorite.

~lucky

All three? I sure hope not. The only two I've ever paired up are orgasm and laughter. Can't wait to do that again!

 

[Pornofan420]

Unfortunately for me, Mrs. 420 finds gut-splitting laughter to be a serious orgasm impediment. It doubly sucks because I have a certain clownish nature and can reduce her to abject tears of laughter, her side is literally stabbing painfully with my comedy.

But a rib-stabbing sensation isn't very sexy, and I ain't gettin' laid that night. And yet, I love to hear/see her laugh and almost can't stop myself.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Sneezing is the body's way of ridding itself of harmful things, and cleansing itself

Laughter increases endorphines and gives your body a good general workout if done correctly.
More people need to look at this as a gift.

Orgasm is god's way of saying you're human, enjoy all that is given to you.

Farting is an artform.

Peeing while you laugh or sneeze is a girls thing.

Crying is healing.

 

[NoJo]

Which is better? How are they alike? How are they different? Can you do both at once? Which one's more likely to make you fart?

Should we include sneezing in the discussion? A good sneeze can be a very satisfying experience.

---dr.M.

Who gives a shit? (Sorry, that was a gut reaction).

There was a TV play on many years ago about an adolsecent guy's first orgasm, called "The Fifteen Second Sneeze". Which was how his more experienced friends attempted to describe it for him.

You lose consciousness during both. Which makes me very unusual because I've been experiencing orgasm the entire time I've been typing this.

 

[Liar]

I'll likely be tarred & feathered for this, but in answer to the first question I'd take laughter over orgasm. Not even a contest.

No argument from me. If I had to omit either laughs or orgasms from my life, it would be orgasms.

I hate to sneeze. They are huge, short and painfil explosions that makes my eyes water and my entire mid-face feels like it's been sodomised with a blender.

#L

 

[CharleyH]

Which is better? How are they alike? How are they different? Can you do both at once? Which one's more likely to make you fart?

Should we include sneezing in the discussion? A good sneeze can be a very satisfying experience.

---dr.M.

Smart ASS
laughing

 

[minsue]

... my entire mid-face feels like it's been sodomised with a blender.

#L

http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/diverse/sir-smilecascabocca.gif

Ouch.

 

[Guest]

Had to think on this a bit, but I'd give up orgasms for laughter. I can see making love without an orgasm, but I can't see life without laughing.

Perdita

p.s. at my midlife, fucking is for fantasies (don't ask me to explain).

 

[Lovepotion69]

Laughter and sex is a great combination. I always laugh a lot in bed (no, not to be mean). After an orgasm I always laugh a lot. So, I like the combination.