Laughing at these:

[Que]

actual-exchanges-between-pilots-and-control-towers

Its in graphical form so I can't clip text.

I have tears in my eyes laughing so hard.

 

[Paendragon]

Good stuff.

 

[Ishmael]

Allegedly true courtroom interaction.


Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

Ishmael

 

[Que]

~Lol~

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Good stuff in the morning with coffee.

Too bad we can't have a little Byron thrown in...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Okay, I smiled.


A little.


The coffee is strong in my cup this morning, and there is a small stimulus package waiting for me to show up and install it.

 

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