Laugh until you cry

BlackShanglan · Oct 11, 2005

Offensive, and yet hysterical. These are postings from the bulletin board on "Nation States," the game some of the AH has been playing. They make the GB look erudite. The thread topic was pornography, but I think that one of the posters said something about being gay. Here, then, is a sample of two of the great minds of the era debating the topic of ... well, what *are* they talking about, really? Your guess is quite as good as mine.

Originally Posted by Chelseno
Okay, this whole thing makes me sick to my stomach, you know being gay and all. I'm not here to cridicize but to say: I am a christian, and you all most likely know that I'm NOT for gay. But I completley understand it's your opinion and I respect that. Even if I think it's wrong I still can be friends with gay people and stuff. I just can't be gay myself. So I'm not saying your bad because your gay just saying that even if I'm agianst it I am still up for being friends with any gay/lesbian person. Thank you for reading this....
(If you did LOL)

Sincerley: Lodess.....

Quote:
Originally Posted by Longhorn country
i dont care if gays are nice are not. i dont have problems with SOME, but they remind me of the rapters in Jurassic park.
high voices, walk funny, have a tendency to do that thing with thier hands, its hard to explain, i just did alot of backspacing trying.
either way, you can call me a bigot, i dont care, but i dont support.

Every time I get to "that thing with thier (sic) hands," I end up with tears of laughter running down my cheeks.

I hope someone else derives some faint amusement from the spectacle of insanity on parade.

Shanglan

rgraham666 · Oct 11, 2005

*blink* *blink*

These people give nuts like me a bad name.

Samandiriel · Oct 11, 2005

I feel a Gay Pride Parade coming on..........doing the hand thingy all the way.

cloudy · Oct 11, 2005

BlackShanglan said:
"that thing with thier (sic) hands,"

Stop that! My stomach hurts!

http://bestsmileys.com/lol/5.gif

BlackShanglan · Oct 11, 2005

Samandiriel said:
I feel a Gay Pride Parade coming on..........doing the hand thingy all the way.

Bless you for the image of a hundred "rapter"-like young man "doing the hand thingy" in lockstep.

cloudy · Oct 11, 2005

BlackShanglan said:
Bless you for the image of a hundred "rapter"-like young man "doing the hand thingy" in lockstep.

hand jive. *nods*

Samandiriel · Oct 11, 2005

BlackShanglan said:
Bless you for the image of a hundred "rapter"-like young man "doing the hand thingy" in lockstep.

I see color....lots and lots of color.........and glitter.

Stella_Omega · Oct 11, 2005

whee!

"that thing with ther hands"... I bet he just HATED the way his GF loved Pirates Of The Caribbean...
I went to the general board first, when I came to Lit. It was the strangest thing I'd ever seen, honestly. I was about to leave in disgust, when i found this forum, thank all the little gods..

BlackShanglan · Oct 11, 2005

Stella_Omega said:
whee!
"that thing with ther hands"... I bet he just HATED the way his GF loved Pirates Of The Caribbean...
I went to the general board first, when I came to Lit. It was the strangest thing I'd ever seen, honestly. I was about to leave in disgust, when i found this forum, thank all the little gods..

Thank goodness you came home, dear one.

Samandiriel · Oct 11, 2005

Stella_Omega said:
whee!
"that thing with ther hands"... I bet he just HATED the way his GF loved Pirates Of The Caribbean...
I went to the general board first, when I came to Lit. It was the strangest thing I'd ever seen, honestly. I was about to leave in disgust, when i found this forum, thank all the little gods..

Another soul saved.

Samandiriel · Oct 11, 2005

With a swish and a swagger and a sway,

Let's hear it for being GAY!!! :nana:

English Lady · Oct 11, 2005

You know, I have this urge to jump up and down and yell loudly

"I love gays!"

Hmmm, where did I put those pom-poms? :devil:

Alex756 · Oct 11, 2005

2 movies that should never be combined... the bird cage, and jurasic park...

Nathan Lane as a raptor with a boa ... and heels, big heels, running around going,

"I can not work like this! That Alasaurus is chewing gum! Gum Armand!"

"Calm down Clam down, this may be a dino show, but if we can get this done before the comet kills us all a great dino show, lets just try to get through this!"

The Alasaurus looks blankly in his ohh too revealing tights, "It helps me think"

"Oh Darling, I've seen Paleoworld, there isn't enough gum on Pangea to help that pea sized brain" As the Raptor huffs off through the Jurassic foliage.

.....

I will stop typing now, but welcome to the internal dialog in my head.

cloudy · Oct 11, 2005

Alex756 said:
2 movies that should never be combined... the bird cage, and jurasic park...

Nathan Lane as a raptor with a boa ... and heels, big heels, running around going,

"I can not work like this! That Alasaurus is chewing gum! Gum Armand!"

"Calm down Clam down, this may be a dino show, but if we can get this done before the comet kills us all a great dino show, lets just try to get through this!"

The Alasaurus looks blankly in his ohh too revealing tights, "It helps me think"

"Oh Darling, I've seen Paleoworld, there isn't enough gum on Pangea to help that pea sized brain" As the Raptor huffs off through the Jurassic foliage.

.....

I will stop typing now, but welcome to the internal dialog in my head.

PMSL!!!!!!

I LOVE The Birdcage!

"Oh Vallie, this is such a shock. I'm not saying anything, I promised your father, Mmm-mmm. But you're only two, and if you throw yourself away on some brontosaurus slut you'll be sorry for the rest of your life. There, enough said, no more, subject closed."

minsue · Oct 11, 2005

Alex756 said:
2 movies that should never be combined... the bird cage, and jurasic park...

Nathan Lane as a raptor with a boa ... and heels, big heels, running around going,

"I can not work like this! That Alasaurus is chewing gum! Gum Armand!"

"Calm down Clam down, this may be a dino show, but if we can get this done before the comet kills us all a great dino show, lets just try to get through this!"

The Alasaurus looks blankly in his ohh too revealing tights, "It helps me think"

"Oh Darling, I've seen Paleoworld, there isn't enough gum on Pangea to help that pea sized brain" As the Raptor huffs off through the Jurassic foliage.

.....

I will stop typing now, but welcome to the internal dialog in my head.

Brilliant!

minsue · Oct 11, 2005

Latest post in response to "rapter" boy....

This makes me lol so hard. Sucks that most guys I've dated aren't anything like that. Camp isn't attractive, matey, as you've apparently picked up on. Go, go gadget dinogay!

Help me....I can't stop laughing... http://addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/lachen/lachtot.gif

"Go, go gadget dinogay!" - I'm so stealing that and trying to pass it off as my own.

Samandiriel · Oct 11, 2005

minsue said:
Latest post in response to "rapter" boy....

Help me....I can't stop laughing... http://addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/lachen/lachtot.gif

"Go, go gadget dinogay!" - I'm so stealing that and trying to pass it off as my own.

don't forget the proper hand gestures.

minsue · Oct 11, 2005

Samandiriel said:
don't forget the proper hand gestures.

Do the women do the gestures, too? I still haven't received my handbook (they keep saying it's in the mail, liars), but I can't quite picture a proper dyke mincing...

Samandiriel · Oct 11, 2005

minsue said:
Do the women do the gestures, too? I still haven't received my handbook (they keep saying it's in the mail, liars), but I can't quite picture a proper dyke mincing...

bull dykes just keep their hands in their pockets....like you're doing right now.

Guest · Oct 11, 2005

minsue said:
Do the women do the gestures, too? I still haven't received my handbook (they keep saying it's in the mail, liars), but I can't quite picture a proper dyke mincing...

youre new to the fold...we'll teach you, grasshoppah

minsue · Oct 11, 2005

Samandiriel said:
bull dykes just keep their hands in their pockets....like you're doing right now.

Hey! I take my hand out of my pocket to ash my cigarette...

(actually, I do the good ol' "hook the thumbs in the pockets" not hands in the pockets

I'm not sure why. Maybe it's all part of that damned dyke gene.

)

Samandiriel · Oct 11, 2005

minsue said:
Hey! I take my hand out of my pocket to ash my cigarette...

(actually, I do the good ol' "hook the thumbs in the pockets" not hands in the pockets I'm not sure why. Maybe it's all part of that damned dyke gene. )

I hear that one. I've learned to flick my cigarette too...and I can tie my own tie.

minsue · Oct 11, 2005

vella_ms said:
youre new to the fold...we'll teach you, grasshoppah

That terrifies me to my very core.

minsue · Oct 11, 2005

Samandiriel said:
I hear that one. I've learned to flick my cigarette too...and I can tie my own tie.

You had to learn to flick your cigarette?

Let me guess...you have to stop walking to light it, too, don't you?

Samandiriel · Oct 11, 2005

minsue said:
You had to learn to flick your cigarette? Let me guess...you have to stop walking to light it, too, don't you?

No, I have a Zippo now...all the sign were there so long ago, now I look back and laugh.

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