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Does something live in the Loch Ness? Is there even a slight chance? We've got "Bigfoot" or "Sasquatch" that have been seen for a couple of hundred years. I think anything is possible, based on the fish that was caught off the Madagascar coast that was thought to be extinct for 66 million years. Now we have Lake Vostok in Antarctica, that hasn't been open in 22 million years under the ice. (It's liquid) What could we find?


NESSIE mania returned to Scotland yesterday after new pictures were printed of Scotland’s most reclusive resident.

The new photos appeared to show a slimmer Loch Ness monster, prompting fervent speculation that the living dinosaur could have been pregnant.

Instead of the usual fleeting glimpse afforded her followers, Nessie stayed above the surface long enough for retired printer Roy Johnston to take at least four photographs showing the snake-like Nessie arching out of the water and returning to it with a splash. The new photographs, printed in yesterday’s Daily Mail, prompted an immediate debate as to whether they are genuine.

Johnston, 63, said he and his wife, Janet, had been nearing the end of a Highlands driving holiday two weeks ago when he decided to stop in a lay-by near the loch.

He made his way to the loch’s edge at around 9am and had been standing there only a few minutes before the "creature" emerged.

"I thought I was going mad," he said. "The first thought that sprang into my mind was, ‘That’s an elephant.’ I know it sounds silly but it looked like a trunk. It was the same length and width.

"I wondered if the creature was a conger eel, but it was way too big for that. It was about seven or eight feet out of the water and it was obvious that there was more of it underneath the surface."

The sighting has delighted tourism businesses in the area. Malaina Krott-Thiarry, a worker at a tourist information centre close to the loch, said: "I have no idea what to make of these pictures, but I think they’re good news for the area. This might lead to a boost for business later this year or next year."

Lawrence Sear, the managing editor of the Daily Mail, said there was absolutely no sign the photographs had been doctored.

"We collected the negatives from Mr Johnston and they were absolutely genuine. They have not been manipulated at any stage," he said.

"Who knows whether the images are of the Loch Ness monster or not? All we can say is that those pictures are genuine and have not been doctored."

The Daily Mail published a sequence of pictures to represent the object emerging from the water and then submerging.

But the third picture in the sequence, representing the splash of water, was appreciably lighter in colour than the previous two images.

"The only way you could be sure they are genuine would be to see the original negatives."

The pictures have started a squabble between the Daily Mail and the News of the World. The latter is expected to pour cold water over the sighting, as it has signed up a Nessie expert to analyse the pictures.


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Neither the News of the World's self-styled "Nessie expert" nor the editor of the Daily Mail are any more qualified to judge the photo's authenticity than, say, Robin Williams.
 
When will people finally realise that the eco-system of Loch Ness can not support a Tritheratopus(sp) to avoid its extinction?
 
ChilledVodka said:
When will people finally realise that the eco-system of Loch Ness can not support a Tritheratopus(sp) to avoid its extinction?

Are you a non-believer, then CV? Those of us who have enough faith don't need any proof. Scottish dogma states that the economic system of Loch Ness needs a Trither..raptor to support it.
 
freescorfr said:


Are you a non-believer, then CV? Those of us who have enough faith don't need any proof. Scottish dogma states that the economic system of Loch Ness needs a Trither..raptor to support it.

As well as several gift shops, a hotel and a Nessie exhibition or two!
 
bluespoke said:


As well as several gift shops, a hotel and a Nessie exhibition or two!
And an augustinian abbey.

Actually, bluespoke, I always find Loch Ness dreich. Loch Awe is full of foreboding, too.

Now I like light-filled lochs, such as Loch Morar.

Did I tell you my son saw a bench in the graveyard in Glendaruel with a plaque which read,
"In memory of Marie McVie. She loved this glen." He has little Scots - possibly little English - and asked, "Dad, is 'glen' another word for bench?"
 
ChilledVodka said:
When will people finally realise that the eco-system of Loch Ness can not support a Tritheratopus(sp) to avoid its extinction?

Holy Shit. Chilled Vodka said something intelligent, relevant, and logical. If Yayati starts chatting baseball I'm taking this as a sign of the Apocalypse.
 
Dixon Carter Lee said:


Holy Shit. Chilled Vodka said something intelligent, relevant, and logical. If Yayati starts chatting baseball I'm taking this as a sign of the Apocalypse.

He's done it a few times recently. I may have to move inland when the seas start boiling.
 
When I went to Scotland for the first time I didn't bring any illigal medication with me. I thought there would be passport check and stuff. I didn't make the same mistake though when I went to wales.
 
Rumor has it that Loch Ness is connected to Bottomless Lakes near Roswell, New Mexico.

It's NOT a prehistoric creature, Nessie is an ALIEN creature!

The flying saucers were only coming to "visit".;)

Rhumb:D
 
RhumbRunner13 said:


The flying saucers were only coming to "visit".;)

Rhumb:D
UFO's are other way of saying women are having their period?
 
freescorfr said:

And an augustinian abbey.

Actually, bluespoke, I always find Loch Ness dreich. Loch Awe is full of foreboding, too.

Now I like light-filled lochs, such as Loch Morar.

Did I tell you my son saw a bench in the graveyard in Glendaruel with a plaque which read,
"In memory of Marie McVie. She loved this glen." He has little Scots - possibly little English - and asked, "Dad, is 'glen' another word for bench?"


Drumnadrochit is always dreich. I don't think I've ever seen the sun shine there, seen plenty of rain coming down like stair rods.

Only one place more foreboding - Glencoe on a day without sunshine.

Loch Morar is one of the most beautiful places on this planet.

Children are so unconsciously funny. If it were true there would be a hell of a lot of benches in Scotland
 
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