Late Night with Dr. Chanaud

[chanaud]

OOC:

Dr. Chanaud (only she knows her real name and she's not a real doctor)

Mid 40s
Long curly strawberry bonde hair
Cornflower blue eyes
Killer body, possibly some surgical enhancements
Low raspy voice



Monday thru Friday from 11pm to 1am, Dr. Chanaud appears live on station 1680 AM, WSRZ. Callers can call in to discuss their sexual issues, anything from anatomy to sexual fantasies. Nothing is taboo.

There are only two rules:

1. All callers must identify themselves.

2. No callers are refused.


IC:


It's Monday night, 10:59pm. I'm sitting here with my headset and a glass of Evian. Waiting for my assistant, Jackie to cue me to begin.

The "ON AIR" flashes promptly at 11:00. I hear a man's voice announcing my show. "Dr. Chanaud, the goddess of love. Live on 1680 WSRZ". She gives me the thumbs up. Clearing my throat, I started.

"Hello, I'm Dr. Chanaudl. Welcome to the show that tells all."

"Dr. Chanaud?" Jackie interrupted.

"Your first caller is.............."

 

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Maurice from Tulsa

ummmm.....

Go ahead please.

Yes...uh, Doctor Chanaud...my name is Maurice from Tulsa and I uhhh.... I have a problem. (His voice is very soft, hard to make out)

Well go ahead Maurice from Tulsa, tell me about it.

Ok...it's very personal.

Of course....

I have been....I have been....

Go on, Maurice...we're listening.

Ok....

Maurice......Maurice?

...sexually disfunctional doctor Chanaud...disfunctional!
(sound of weeping)
Do you hear me Doctor?!

Oh yes, I certainly do...please go on. How are you disfunctional Maurice?

How?.....well, I am uhhhhhhhhhh...I cannot uhhhhhhh....
.... I can't get it up anymore...(voice dies to a whisper.)

There, there...lot's of men have....

(his voice interupts)
Except....except....

Yes?

except when I hear your voice Doctor...your deep throaty seductive, sexy voice...( his voice mellows, deepens, becomes breathy)

My voice?

Oh yes Doctor...your voice, I carry a recording to bed with me every time I need to....

My voice?

make love....only your voice...gets...me.... hot.

 

[chanaud]

Dr. Chanaud

Well Maurice....one...I'm flattered" dropping my voice a notch.
two...there is nothing wrong with you....hearing is one of the most sensual sense a person can experience.

There was silence on the other end.

Maurice...are you still with me?

"yes..s...s..s......Dr. Chanaud...continue please", his voice a little shaky.

People use the sense of hearing during lovemaking all the time. There so many different means such as having music on int he background, talking.......I think that is why phone sex is becoming ever more popular.

Maurice, are you alright?

 

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...phone sex, Doctor?....Phone sex?

Yes Maurice...sex with another over the telephone. Very safe, very intimate.

Maurice....?

...I don't know ...I mean it's only your voice see. when I hear you I...!...(breathing gets heavier...faster)

You what Maurice?

...I find myself getting...a hardon.(the last barely whispered)

A what....a what Maurice?

An erection Doctor a huge massive erection, a giant curving boner of an erection, a throbbing aching pulsing twitching Mother of all erections!!!... (his voice falls dramaticaly)

...help me please....I have one now.

 

[SlushyBOB]

janitor

I've been working the night shift at the radio station for 6 months now. Every night I listen to Dr. Chanaud's show while I'm working. She definitely has some good advice and is quite a looker. She has an incredible body and that sexy voice that drives everyone wild. She could coax an erection from an 90 year old man on his death bed.

I only see her on the days I get assigned to clean up the broadcasting area. Of course, that's why I'm whistling a happy tune, because today is one of those days.

I near the room and I can hear from the speakers that she's already talking to a caller. Well, if anyone can help with erectile dysfunction it is her.

I quietly open the door and waive hi to Jackie as I begin to clean up. I look through the window and notice how into the phone calls Dr. Chanaud always gets. Damn she is sexy!

OOC:I hope that works with your storyline, if not I'll bow out in a semi graceful manner that deals with naked leperchauns and an egg beater.

 

[chanaud]

OOC: This thread is reserved for callers only. If the janitor would like to call after Maurice hangs up, Dr. Chanaud would love to speak with him.

 

[chanaud]

"Maurice.....are you touching yourself right now?"

"oh yesssssss...."

Tell me, what you think about when you touch yourself, my voice matching his.

"oh Dr. Chanaud....I can't tell you that!", his voice higher, obviously in shock.

"Yes you can Maurice, please tell me...you can tell me anything"

 

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...thinking about...you want to know what I'm thinking about?!"

Yes Maurice...your thoughts as...

As I stroke myself you mean? As I hold my thick
throbbing *bleep* in my hand, squeezing it..squeezing it...

Squeezing it....

Doctor Chanaud?!

Squeez..yes...yes!

I am thinking about your hands wrapped around my *bleep*. Sliding up and down my *bleep*...oh yes...yesssssssssss.

 

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mmmmm...Maurice, I have my hand on your *beep*, squeezing it....what are you doing to me?

ooooooooo Dr. Chanaud, don't ask me that.

why not Maurice? I told you, you can tell me anything

Pleeeeeeease....don't make me tell you

oh Maaaurice...Maaaurice....your...Dr. Chanaud.....erm....I want to know. Tell me what you want to do to me...

 

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I..I..I want you to stroke it, pump it slowly up ...and...down. I want to watch your fingers climbing up to the tip and then slowly all the way down to my...my...

Yes Maurice, my hand is stroking you all the way down to...?

..my balls.

*Do we bleep that Jackie?*

Your testicles Maurice...yes my hand is touching the soft skin around them. (her voice a sensuous whisper)

While you are slowly pumping me with your right hand Doctor, I imagine that you are slipping your left hand under your blouse and playing with your *bleeps*...Is that the kind of things you want to hear?"

Yesss

Doctor Chanaud I'm getting really hot right here, you should see this thing!

 

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Maurice, I would love to see it if I could. But since I can't...describe it for me..

Right here on the air?

yess......I want you to tell me what I'm missing. I'm going to lie back in my chair, close my eyes and imagine you're standing in front of me with your ermm...anatomy in your hand.

 

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OK but tell me that your touching your *bleeps*...please!

All right Maurice, I am leaning back in my chair, touching my...anatomy while I watch you.
Go on.

Yes...well I have a very big *bleep*. It's...wait a minute. (sound of rummaging)
It's ah...nine, no...almost ten inches long and...this is only an estimate now Doctor...about two and a half inches thick...It curves upwards in a rigid arc to a wide purple sort of hood...I'm circumcised see...Say is this what you want?

Maybe not so...clinical Maurice.

Yeah..ok. Well it's really hard and hot and when I hold it I can feel blood rushing through the veins, the big one underneath is kind of throbbing...ohhhhh.

Maurice...go..on...please.(low voice...throaty)

A little drop of precum Doctor I squeezed it out...I wish you could be hear to lick it off...

............

doctor?.....

 

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ooohh....yessss... (breathless whisper)

to watch your tongue on my hood..

ermmm.....Maurice...I want you do me a favor

anything for you Doctor (his voice deeper)

I want you to take your index finger...scoop up some precum...and taste it for me......

taste my own cum???

yesss...describe your taste to me...so I can taste it too

 

[kodiakrocks]

Can I follow orders to Maurice?

Doctor...you are a skilled voice over the airwaves...you can't imagine the number of people that you not only talk to at once
...but

"It's as if we are all reacting...I am reacting to the advice you are giving to HIM"

"Is that permissable. Doctor...it's as if we've already spoken directly before??"

Chuck

 

[chanaud]

OOC: The Doctor is busy with a caller at the moment. She will be happy to receive your call when she's finished with Maurice.

 

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All right Doctor...I'm reaching out and...it's warm and slick and...

Taste it Maurice...tasssssssssst it.

.......it's like.

Like what...

Hard to explain...what do you think Doctor Chanaud, can you describe it? I know you must have tasted it a lot...

 

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(small chuckle)..Well Maurice, yes I have tasted quite a few... each person has it's own unique flavor...Some..tastes bitter..some salty..some with a combination of both.....

(short pantings)Do you like to suck *beep*?

hmmmm...oh yesss... Mauuurice...I get intense pleasure from having a man's...anatomy in my mouth.. (low raspy whisper)

 

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That's wonderful Doctor...really I knew you were that sort of girl down deep. I just knew it.
OK, I can imagine your beautiful lips slowly slipping onto the soft velvet skin of my glans, feel your tongue slowly circling...licking...

........yesss.

Doctor Chanaud, I have a big picture of you that I got from the sunday supplement...It's It's right in front of me if I wanted to I could....could press the tip of my *bleep* right up against your lips....should I?

 

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oh yesss...take that picture....... press my glossy red lips to your tip....and watch my lips circle around your penis..

oh yess..oh yess..take it doctor...

can you feel it Maurice?

oh fu..*beep*....I can feel it...it feels so f*beep*ing good...

now Maurice...take the paper and wrap it around your head...pretend my mouth is enclosing around you...

oh my god..oh my god....take it all in doctor..

can you feel my tongue tickling your underside

 

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...t..t..tell me what your doing to me Doctor Chanaud...Please I NEED to hear your voice!

Maurice is my face wrapped around your *bleep*, just as tight as my *beep* would be if I was there?

Oh God...no, Doctor...your picture I..I..I can't take that off my wall!...
OHHH!...I...Think I'm going to cu*bleep**bleep*
*bleeeep*

Yesssssssss Maurice wrap my picture around your *bleep* and press your *bleep* against my lips and *BLEEEP* all over me! (rapid panting)

I can't doctor, it's framed! and besides ... I think I can reach your lips from here! (rapid panting)

 

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Now Maurice, you better do what I tell you to do

I can't....(his voice quivering)

If you don't....I'm not gonna tell you where my fingers are right now...

your fingers??? Tell me....

hhmmmm...sorry Maurice....

pleeeeease???

hhmmmmmm....sorry Maurice....hhmmmm...(heavy breathing)
I can't tell you...mmmmmmm

oh *beep*...tell meeeeee..

sorry I can't Maurice....you won't listen to Dr. Chanaud

 

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Wait... (sound of glass breaking...paper tearing.)

Maurice...be carefull, the glass!

All right doctor,(breathless) I have my... manhood wrapped tightly around with your face and I think my throbbing engorged tip is flush against your lips...now where are you fingers?
Oh tell me pleaseeeee!

 

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That's a good boy Maurice, you listen to me and Dr. Chanaud will take good care of you..

oh yessssss...I knew you could...

now Maurice...can you feel my lips enclosing you..

where are you fingers???? tell me now...

welllll....I'm leaning back in my chair, my skirt hiked up, my fingers buried deeeeep....

 

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ohhhh....your lips are so warm Doctor...you really do know how to do this!...I I can just imagine my *bleep* sliding between those luscious full moist lips of yours...Your gracefull fingers gently squeezing my *bleeps*.

Yes Maurice I have your hot firm *bleeps* in my hand.

Doctor tell me please just what you are doing with your fingers...leave no detail out.

 

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welllllll Maurice....I am rubbing my labia with the tip of my red fingernails. Feeling it swell with each stroke

(low moans)

Spreading my wetness.....hhmmmm....my finger pushing my black laced panties aside....ooohhhhhhhhh....scooping up some wetness.....and.....(sounds of slurping)
hhmmmmm.....I taste sooooo good