Late Breaking News!! Howard Stern Killed in Long Island Car Wreck!!!

Late Breaking News is so boring now....it used to be when news was late breaking some famous person was assasinate...our country was at war...now's it's a April Fools 10 months early sheesh....
 
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Clitfucker said:



Fuck you, dumbass.:(


fuck yeah!!!
fucking stupid shit that, asswipe!
 
Good. I still have that chance of winning that "Have Sex with 10 Female Porn Stars If You Can Fart Battle Hymn of the Rebuplic" contest. I've been in training all year.
 
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bluespoke said:


Wow, that high?

Fahrenheit or Celsius?


Fahrenheit. In the winter he gets dumber, sometimes below zero. In the summer, her rarely hits 100. Even then, he drops down into the 70's at night.
 
LOL, making people think someone is dead is cruel, (IE: all the Elvis fans that see his likeness in mold growths inside their trailors refridgerator) but this was rather Sternesque. I suppose this means his ignorance will remain to clog up the NE airwaves.
 
Yeah, right, ha ha, made you look. That's always a good one, even though it was one of the first things we learned in grade school. Keep it up, it never gets old, and always seems clever.
 
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