Late at night, the stars shine bright...*clap, clap, clap, clap*...........

[Starfish]

Lately I've met a lot of Texans on here, and I am finding you all to be really cool people....

So...... Here is a thread dedicated to all you wild cowboys and cowgirls!


YEE HAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa!


*hugs*

 

[scylis]

any gowgirls care to ride me?

 

[R Nitelight]

God bless Texas!!!!!

 

[Starfish]

I didn't fuck the song up, did I?

Is it what I put or is it........ The stars shine bright, Late at night....... deep in the heart of Texas????


I only remember it from Pee Wee's Big Adventure!

 

[MrBates]

Tips His Hat To G.R.

You got the song close enough, G.R.
And thanks for the very kind words about us Texans!!!

If you come visit, I'll serenade you in person, but to the best of my recollection, the words are:

The stars at night, are big and bright <clap4>
Deep in the heart, of Texas!!!

 

[TinaG13]

Yeeeeeee Haaaaaaa!!! I'm not a cowgirl, but I can still ridem' pretty darn good!

 

[scylis]

good enough for me, beautiful!

 

[SweetCherry]

I may not be from Texas, but I know a cop near Dallas who would thihnk you did pretty good with that song, G.R.

 

[Texan]

I like this thread

I'm still waiting for the punchline... since lots of jokes on this board seem to be told ABOUT Texans..... In the mean time, I like this thread.

By the way, do you know how to tell if someone is a real Texan, and not just a wannabe?

Only a real Texan can turn "shit" into a three syllable word.

Damn if I didn't drop the punchline on Texans myself.

 

[MrBates]

I'm No Cop, Either

But G.R. did JUST FINE with her song.
It CERTAINLY worked on me....<grin>

 

[scylis]

something like "sh-eeeee-it"?

 

[Texan]

damn scylis

you might just have a little Texan in you.....hahaha.... but I'd have to hear it with my own ears....

 

[scylis]

got that from the book based on the game Doom.. a US Marine Master Sargent from Georgia said that in the first part (before he got turned into a zombie)

 

[TinaG13]

good enough for me, beautiful!

I'm sure it would be a wild ride for us both!

 

[scylis]

is that an invitation, sugar?

 

[TinaG13]

Would you like it to be?

 

[Shylady]

I'm a Texan too

But also an Air Force brat, so I don't put 3 syllables in that word.

 

[scylis]

is water wet?

 

[TinaG13]

Yes......

and so am I! So much so that someone could drown in me right now...

 

[SweetCherry]

*putting on bikini and grabbing a towel*

What.?? Oh shit, she wasn't talking to me. Damn!

*pout*

Scylis has all the fun.

 

[TinaG13]

LOL @SweetCherry...

Hmmmmm, I don't know girl.... I'm so damn horny right now...., don't tempt me!

 

[SweetCherry]

Tina, it's your own damned fault. That rotating '69' in your sig line is giving me ideas!

 

[scylis]

well, don't hold back on my account, ladies!

 

[TinaG13]

LMAO@ you guys!

Yea, that is a pretty cool icon, huh? scylis, you're not getting off the hook that easy!

 

[SweetCherry]

Scylis, I'm just jealous cuz some other red head has her hot little hand curled around your cock.