Last Pages of the Dirty South Park

[Demian]

Kyle...

Stan...

Fat Ass...

Chef...

Mr. Hat (or iz it Mr. Hand??)

Oh my Gawd, Kenny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You Bastards

And the sweet smell of Farts az unto it smells like someone is baking cookies...

 

[Laurel]

Chef rules.

 

[Valdimer]

"Hello children."

"Hi chef." said in unision.

"How are my little crackers doin today?"

"Chef? What's a clitoris?"

"Run along children, you're holdin up the line!"

LOL. Sorry, twas on my mind.

Felt the need to post it.

 

[Renegade]

"Kyle, all those times I said you were a dumb, stupid Jew, well, I was wrong, you're not a Jew."

"Yes, I am, Cartman! I am a Jew!"

"No, don't be hard on yourself, Kyle."

That show has got some issues.

 

[Laurel]

"What's a buttfor?"

"For pooping, silly."

 

[lilminx]

"NO kitty, it's MY pot pie! Mom, kitty's being a dildo!"

"Well, I know a certain kitty kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight!"

 

[Renegade]

Kyle's mom's a bitch.
She's a big fat bitch.
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch.
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
On Monday, she's a bitch.
On Tuesday, she's a bitch.
On Wednesday through Saturday, she's a bitch.
The on Sunday, just to be different.
She's a super kamehameha bitch.
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair.
She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, yes, she's a stupid bitch.
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch.
Kyle's mom is a bitch!

 

[Rambling Rose]

well hiiiiidey ho!

you smeyull just lak uh flahwur

 

[Renegade]

Talking about a womans period
"Sorry Wendy, I just don't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Blame Canada

Sheila: Time's have changed
Our kids are kids are getting worse
They wont obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Sharon: Should we blame the government?
Liane: Or blame society?
Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV?
Sheila: No, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their beady little eyes
And flappin heads so full of lies
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: We need to form a full assault
Everyone: It's Canadas fault!
Sharon: Don't blame me
For my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan!
Liane: And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself!
Sheila: Well, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
It seems that everythings gone wrong
Since Canada came along
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Some Guy: There not even a real country anyway
Ms. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer it's true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
Everyone: Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Sheila: Heck no!
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their hockey hubbabaloo
Liane: And that bitch Anne Murray too
Everyone: Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
The smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
Laughter and fun
must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before someone thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus

 

[Renegade]

Re: Blame Canada

Some Guy: There not even a real country anyway

Always crack up whenever I hear that part.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

ohhhhhhhhh Demian baby ... it's not mr. hand ... and even though there is a mr. hat <and there also is the cat in the hat cause doc zeuss said that>

it is mr. hanky ...

Mr Hanky
Next time you go to the toilet, just think of the damage you might be doing to the fragile eco-system that exists in the sewers! Mr Hanky, the Christmas Poo, explains all this in his appearances in various South Park episodes.

and now i see Renegage dear ... everyone was waiting for the canadian to post the lyrics to "Blame Canada" ... ha ha .... or else it would be politically incorrecet, eh? well ... my fave part is "With all their hockey hubbabaloo, And that bitch Anne Murray too" ... hee hee hee ...

and dammit i'm not going to say this again ... we ARE a real country ...

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Thanks Isabella that pic gave me a smile

and I can beleive you put up that 'whole' song

 

[shadowsource]

I shall never forget -

That party where the kitties were were snorting vast lines of catnip.