last night i got arsewiped.

[CHNOPS]

This morning too.

Did it myself.

I don't have any pain from it.

I may do it again tonight or tomorrow morning, depending on how things go.

You?

 

[girlsmiley]

Arsewiping tires me out.

 

[Sinny]

It's good to stay regular. Very important at your advanced age.

 

[PoppingTom]

did you used lube or something?

 

[parodyluvr75]

I only do it with extra soft two-ply.

 

[Wings]

Please remember to wash your hands.

 

[blobfish]

Did you slip your finger in?

 

[Byron In Exile]

Did it myself.

^ This is why we shouldn't make assumptions about people.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Please remember to wash your hands.

Hey there, pretty girl.

 

[berry juice]

last night i got arsewiped.

unless arsewiping give you an erection, your post belongs to twitter. DONT CLUTTER.

 

[CHNOPS]

^ This is why we shouldn't make assumptions about people.

That was funny. And it only took you 57,842 posts to get there!

 

[CHNOPS]

unless arsewiping give you an erection, your post belongs to twitter. DONT CLUTTER.

I know it was no "My Acupuncturist," but I'm doing my best.

 

[Byron In Exile]

That was funny. And it only took you 57,842 posts to get there!

And yet, here I am.

 

[CHNOPS]

And yet, here I am.

Hey there, pretty girl.

 

[Byron In Exile]

(However, I'm not convinced you've read them all.)

 

[berry juice]

I know it was no "My Acupuncturist," but I'm doing my best.

My Acupuncturist was a hit, while this thread SMELLS FUNNY

 

[CHNOPS]

I finally open up to you people and this is the thanks I get.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Hey there, pretty girl.

Are you still burned from when I re-quoted you?

I guess that stung a bit.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I finally open up to you people and this is the thanks I get.

You've never opened up to us.

Stop playing once in a while, and you might get some respect.

Else, you're just a foil.

 

[Tryharder62]

Just chuckled. That is all.

 

[hobbit.]

I only do it with extra soft two-ply.

redneck babe or what !! i use tripleply with aloe vera and shay butter creme.

(when there isn't a female around to clean me with her tongue )

 

[girlsmiley]

Piledriver is a hard position.

 

[CHNOPS]

My Acupuncturist was a hit, while this thread SMELLS FUNNY

That's because it IS funny!

 

[blobfish]

Q: How do you know that your joke has failed?

A:

Just chuckled.

 

[CHNOPS]

You've never opened up to us.

Stop playing once in a while, and you might get some respect.

Else, you're just a foil.

You're a weird, small man.