Last minute tips needed!

[Endlessly]

Gah! Edmonton looms close.. I leave with my friend on Friday, we get there saturday evening. Obviously, since my last topic in here, I've not really needed more advice on how to seduce Mr. 'Unseduceable-- not a challenge, a fact.' At least, considering the fact we've got a huge amount of stuff planned and he offered to be my Master. *laughing*

This is going to be the most sexually intense week of my life thus far-- not that I'm complaining, I'm actually quite looking forward to it. Question IS.. Help! In general. Whatever tips you might think would help.. *laughing* I got the stuff I ordered from Literotica yesterday, and my inexperience slapped me in the face when I realized that if the box my vibe came in didn't say what it was, I wouldn't have a clue that was what it was. THEN, I was on ICQ with himself for 15 minutes while he explained to me where and how to put the batteries in.. *covers my face in my hands and blushes profusely* I'm a sorry excuse for an erotica writer!

Anyway.. All help will be appreciated,; the better prepared I am, the better my stories when I return. *wink*

 

[Guest]

Get drunk and quit your whining.

"Oohhh help me! I'm a silly little virgin who gives herself to a oafish bore! I hope I don't get my precious feelings hurt."

Fake Name's prediction: This wacky broad is going to end up squatting in a shower like Elizabeth Shue after the football player gangbang in Leaving Las Vegas. Fake Name Fan Club

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

My only advice, cutie, is to dump Herself and let me have the first time "on her" honor. This is a genuine offer. Act now. Batteries not included.

Otherwise, just be wise, and sex safely.

Good luck!

 

[Endlessly]

One: I'm a silly medium-sized virgin.

I'm 5'8".

Two: Who said my feelings were precious? *blink*

Three: I'm not old enough to drink and Mommy and Daddy never let me see 'Leaving Las Vegas.' They said there were *whispering* dirty parts. *nodding seriously*

Dixon: *laughing hard* If you can get here before 8:35 on Friday night, I'm all yours, baby.

 

[Steelydan]

be safe,take things slowly its a good idea to have a code word of some type if things get to rough for you
take care,
steely

 

[Deborah]

Practice lying on your back and chanting "Oh Baby!"

Just kidding. You are obviously quite well prepared mentally and other ways (toys, Magic, etc.)for the event, so you just go girlfriend!!!

And of course we want to know ALL the details because this is the most compelling story since "Romeo and Juliet."

 

[Greg Lee Hunt]

Endlessly,

Have fun. You only lose it once! But the memories stay with you for a very long time. Reading about your preparations and concerns has been an erotic story in itself. Remember, do what ya' wanna do and don't do what ya don't wanna do!

 

[Guest]

The "nodding seriously" part was actually kind of funny...Be that as it may, I still foresee you squatting in a shower, bloody and bruised, desperately trying to wash the dirty away. But that kind of dirty never washes away. Mark my words. Fake Name Fan Club

 

[Golden]

go for it girl; have fun and take notes...

 

[Patryn]

Well, I'm kind of new here, so I don't know the whole story, but in either case, if it's Christopher from the picture gallery, if you can't do it, I will.

No, just kidding. Seriously, though...just do what comes naturally. There's no WRONG way...you'll know what to do when the time comes. Just make sure you communicate, stop if you're uncomfortable with something, and have fun.

 

[Havocman]

*patting Endlessly on the head*

You are ready for your greatest test young Jedi. Remember as you prepare to enter unknown lands, you will only find there what you take with you. Always beware the Dark Side, for it's temptations are many, it's rewards immediate, but it's downfalls eternal.
You have learned all that you can, you are ready. May the Force be with you.

*wink*
Havoc

 

[Endlessly]

*laughing at Patryn* You know, this conversation about me and my plans for Spring Break have been going on for at least 6 weeks.. And though everyone knew, you're the first to actually refer to Himself by name.

Congrats!

Havoc you crazy guy.. *laughing* Gotcha.

Well.. I leave in less than 12 hours. *twitch* I've been informed by Xander on ICQ that I'd better share details, and I will, trust me-- may even take notes. *grin* Hell, he's even bringing his digital camera.

I'm gonna try to get a message to Deborah while I'm in Edmonton (don't think the week will be computer-free because we're all computer addicted), and I will of course fill you all in when I get back.

Thank you all SO MUCH for all your help in the last few months! I'll be thinking of all of you each time Himself and I get a little freaky. *LOL*

 

[Endlessly]

GAH!!!!

I need some help here yet again.. Himself and I tried anal last night, and it took him forever to get in, and when he finally did it hurt so badly I automatically leaped forward to dislodge him.. It burned and hurt and.. just.. OWWWWWW.

I want to get it to hurt LESS. What can I do? I want to try this before the week is out.. Errrm, suceed at it, anyway.

 

[Sammyjo]

Endlessly...sheesh, you trying to get it all over and done with in one week *shaking head*

Lubrication...do you have any KY Jelly? go get some...also, have him loosen you up with his fingers first...ok???

If you've done all this, there isn't much else I can say.

*hugs*

 

[Nicole]

Sammyjo Right on baby!!!!

Lube, lube and more lube. Make sure that you are relaxed and get him to loosen you up like Sammyjo said.

I can't stress how good it feels if you are relaxed and lubed up. Anyway good luck trying and enjoy