Last day of my 30s

[Avery_Chisholm]

What too do??

 

[Tryharder62]

Get a tattoo
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/90/fe/65/90fe659d46c0a857a0ec33ecb301841b.jpg

 

[Radiohead]

Fuck an 18 year old, while its still just dirty, tomorrow it will just be wierd

 

[RobDownSouth]

Get a tattoo
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/90/fe/65/90fe659d46c0a857a0ec33ecb301841b.jpg

More appropriate...
http://s3.amazonaws.com/ink_prod/photos/0081/0109/cougar_large.jpg
Better yet....
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d4/73/85/d47385327cbca0c6bad1a33ad9cc945c.jpg

 

[Christobal]

Go to a club and bang each and every human that looks at you. Tomorrow everyone will think that you are old.

Just kidding. Sexy is sexy.

 

[pollynova]

http://www.birthdaywishes123.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/happy-early-birthday-card.jpg

 

[Disgustipated]

Have RudeAssNastyBitch murder you to death.

 

[Avery_Chisholm]

Have RudeAssNastyBitch murder you to death.

Now that's a plan

 

[Disgustipated]

Now that's a plan

 

[Hypoxia]

Move to a land where old age is respected.

Wherever that is.

 

[neci]

i think you should document your 39 year old body for down the road.

edit.my maths is off.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Tats are good for the second 39th birthday.

 

[Lancecastor]

Your bass playing in Coney Hatch was always solid... maybe get the band back together?

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

Fuck an 18 year old, while its still just dirty, tomorrow it will just be wierd

It never gets weird.

 

[Lancecastor]

It never gets weird.

Preach.

 

[Radiohead]

It never gets weird.

You're still nailing 18 year olds, not 20 year olds?

 

[raindancer]

Whatever you do, take photos and enjoy!

 

[Hard_Rom]

I said I would get a tat when I turned 40. Procrastinated until 43 and after heart attack. Could not tell the tattoo guy I was just 60 days from heart attack.

Bicycle chain ring on inside calf. Reminder to stay active.

http://i.imgur.com/2mr5NLe.jpg

 

[Duncan113]

Fuck an 18 year old, while its still just dirty, tomorrow it will just be wierd

As one who has gone before, yea even unto the land of 50, I must endorse the above advice. Of course, "Fuck an 18 year old..." is the advice I give for nearly all of life's little challenges. IRS auditing you? Fuck an 18 year old. Hemorrhoids acting up again? Ten seconds of 18 year old cooch'll make it a memory. Yacht being boarded by Somali pirates in international waters with no help in sight? Well, you get the idea.

 

[Hard_Rom]

18 is too young! Move age up to legal drinking age or at least post-secondary school age. You don't want to perv out to early. Pace yourself.

 

[Radiohead]

18 is too young! Move age up to legal drinking age or at least post-secondary school age. You don't want to perv out to early. Pace yourself.

Thats all of the above out here. Hell, I graduated at 17 and 4 months

 

[Hard_Rom]

Thats all of the above out here. Hell, I graduated at 17 and 4 months

I was 17 and 1 month. Started school at age 4 in UK. Could only legally drink on base. Had to be in some form of uniform to get served off base. 19 in Ontario legal drinking age to keep booze out of high school at least.

Still say stick with bar age and pick ups. You have a chance at a conversation at least.