Laser penis whitening

[phrodeau]

First there was anal bleaching to make your brown eye blue. Now they're lining up for penis whitening via laser beam.

http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/penis-bleaching-bigger-article-1.3737468

It's a growth industry. Invest now.

 

[chillywilly2]

So you're saying it went ok for you did it...glad to hear

 

[Saint_Ann]

Isn't that what killed Michael Jackson?

 

[Hypoxia]

Lasers are so 20th century. Genetic manipulation is the way to go. With advanced biotech, we'll soon be able to select whatever gender, race, or species we wish to be. You want to be a double-dicked albino yeti or a lime-green mermaid (fins optional)? Done!

I hereby predict that coming-of-age rituals will soon include tremendous bodily transformations, maybe on a weekly basis. Positive ID will be shown as a holo-tag embedded in some appendage. Or you'll be routinely DNA-tested to make sure you're YOU and not an imposter.

Anyway, you can be whatever babe or ape or droid or were-critter you want -- as long as your credit is good. Go broke and you'll be stuck as a rang-tang. With or without lightened genitals.

 

[FGB]

Is that like water boarding cause I WILL TALK!

 

[phrodeau]

So you're saying it went ok for you did it...glad to hear

I darken mine. Keep it tanned.

 

[removed9556]

 

[Richard_P_Feynman]

Hashtag expects her partners of, shall we say, swarthy complexion to get laser penis whitening prior to engaging in copulation.

 

[stickygirl]

Will using this laser on a penis make it go blind?

 

[Sean]

Lasers are so 20th century. Genetic manipulation is the way to go. With advanced biotech, we'll soon be able to select whatever gender, race, or species we wish to be. You want to be a double-dicked albino yeti or a lime-green mermaid (fins optional)? Done!

I hereby predict that coming-of-age rituals will soon include tremendous bodily transformations, maybe on a weekly basis. Positive ID will be shown as a holo-tag embedded in some appendage. Or you'll be routinely DNA-tested to make sure you're YOU and not an imposter.

Anyway, you can be whatever babe or ape or droid or were-critter you want -- as long as your credit is good. Go broke and you'll be stuck as a rang-tang. With or without lightened genitals.

William Gibson meets Iain M Banks.

 

[lovetoread]

whip em out fellas

all penii need a bit of a cleanup

 

[Richard_P_Feynman]

Lasers are so 20th century. Genetic manipulation is the way to go. With advanced biotech, we'll soon be able to select whatever gender, race, or species we wish to be. You want to be a double-dicked albino yeti or a lime-green mermaid (fins optional)? Done!

I hereby predict that coming-of-age rituals will soon include tremendous bodily transformations, maybe on a weekly basis. Positive ID will be shown as a holo-tag embedded in some appendage. Or you'll be routinely DNA-tested to make sure you're YOU and not an imposter.

Anyway, you can be whatever babe or ape or droid or were-critter you want -- as long as your credit is good. Go broke and you'll be stuck as a rang-tang. With or without lightened genitals.

If and when the human mind becomes manipulatable just like software, and with the ability to bioprint designer bodies, we'll have to rethink what it means to be human.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Hashtag expects her partners of, shall we say, swarthy complexion to get laser penis whitening prior to engaging in copulation.

How did I know I'd find you here...penises of course.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Some of us don't even have laser penii in the first place.

Maybe we should shoot it in the back of the head, like in that story.

 

[nowisthetime]

Damn, who cares what it looks like, as long as it is functioning?

As long as it bends to the side, then it's fine by me

 

[Richard_P_Feynman]

Damn, who cares what it looks like, as long as it is functioning?

As long as it bends to the side, then it's fine by me

*whips out side-bending penis*

 

[Queefer]

Maybe we should shoot it in the back of the head, like in that story.

Shoot who, Bert?