largezingertowermeal@****.com

[freescorfr]

My son has this as his e-mail address.

So Yesterday, in Paris, instead of going with the rest of the group I was training with to a local Italian Restaurant, I took myself to a KFC to see what this was all about.

I've had some bad fast food, but the zingerotower is the most revolting ever. I took a real scunner to it. The batter bits looked like the dog's diahorhea on the pavement outside. It lay like lead in my stomach all afternoon, while I tried to concentrate on people telling me about their personal crises and all I could feel was this lump of inertia blocking my innards.. When you're filled with zingertower you can say goodbye to empathy. Never go to a therapist who eats KFC.

Macdonalds make some concessions to the French - like offering real french cheeses, like roquefort and cantal. Not KFC.

Anyone else know of very odd e-mail addresses?

 

[Dhalgren]

This post confused me for a bit...
See In America (or at least in Los Angeles)..there is nothing called a zingerotower.

Anywhere...

And all I know is that McDonald’s in England was very scary.
Really, really very horrible…

It’s not the same.
In no way, shape or form.


But you were talking about email addy’s huh?

My 12 year old nephew is really into baseball..
His addy is firstbasexo@yadayada.com

He plays first base and loves it..
But to me, it looks like first base sex o

 

[Rubyfruit]

My step-daughter is dogpurple3. Which begs the question, was dogpurple1 and 2 taken?

freescorfr, are the french cheeses offered on the burgers?

 

[pabloback]

And all I know is that McDonald’s in England was very scary.
Really, really very horrible…

It’s not the same.
In no way, shape or form.
[/B]

if you thought mcdonalds was bad you should have tried the freshly microwaved cack they issue you with in burgerking

come back wendys all is forgiven [gone but not forgotten]

 

[RawHumor]

This reminds me of an e-mail that I got a while ago... Here it is, cut and pasted:

> Many colleges and business's tend to strip the last name down to 6
characters and add the first and last initial to either the beginning or
end to make up an e-mail address.
>
>For example, Mary L. Ferguson = mlfergus or fergusml. They are just now
beginning to realize the problems that may happen when you have a large
and diverse pool of people to choose from. Add to that a large database of
company/college Acronyms and you have some very funny addresses. Probably
not funny to the individual involved, however:
>
>Top Ten Actual E-Mail Addresses
>
>10. Helen Thomas Eatons (Duke University)
> - eatonsht @ dku.edu
>
>9. Mary Ellen Dickinson (Indiana University of Pennsylvania)
> - dickinme @ iup.edu
>
>8. Francis Kevin Kissinger (Las Verdes University)
> - kissinfk @ lvu.edu
>
>7. Amanda Sue Pickering (Purdue University)
> - aspicker @ pu.edu
>
>6. Ida Beatrice Ballinger (Ball State University)
> - ibballin @ bsu.edu
>
>5. Bradley Thomas Kissering (Brady Electrical, Northern Division, Overton
> Canada)
> - btkisser @ bendover.com
>
>4. Isabelle Haydon Adcock (Toys "R" Us)
> - ihadcock @ tru.com
>
>3. Martha Elizibeth Cummins (Fresno University)
> - cumminme @ fu.edu
>
>2. George David Blowmer (Drop Front Drawers & Cabinets Inc.)
> - blowmegd @ dropdrawers.com
>
>....but at No 1, it had to be...
>
>1. Barbara Joan Beeranger (Myplace Home Decorating)
>- beeranbj @ myplace.com
>

 

[Ice Princess]

I'm at a loss here too, Dhalgren, and I'm on the East Coast. I'm pretty sure there is no such thing as a zingertower in America.

Can someone in Europe explain what that is? They can't be selling that in any English-speaking countries, can they?

 

[freescorfr]

My step-daughter is dogpurple3. Which begs the question, was dogpurple1 and 2 taken?

freescorfr, are the french cheeses offered on the burgers?

Yes ruby, darling, one for each day of the week. They've had a lot of risitance here - like being burned down and farmers offering free fresh steaks outside. The kids come but it's still a bit like sneaking into a brothel here - I ceratainly don't want to be seen in a Macdonalds by my neigbours and took a good look around before going into KFC yesterday.

 

[freescorfr]

I'm at a loss here too, Dhalgren, and I'm on the East Coast. I'm pretty sure there is no such thing as a zingertower in America.

Can someone in Europe explain what that is? They can't be selling that in any English-speaking countries, can they?

Kentucky Fried Chicken sell them in UK too. It's a burger with god knows what in it, piled high and served shrunken. The Zinger refers to the spicy sauce.

Probably all these places are a real insult to your USA food.


Good ones, Raw Humour.

It's breaking thread rules, I suppose to go off thread on the initial post - they ideas just merged in my head like that towerzinger in my gut.

 

[Dhalgren]

Wow…that’s interesting.

Americans *LIVE* for fast food.
No stigma here, boy!

Guy in front of me in line last week as I was ordering an ice cream cone for my kid.

“I’ll have the Big Mac Combo. Supersize that please, with a Coke and a hot fudge sundae…um add a filet’o’fish by its self..oh, yeah..and I want lots of packets of sauce.”

 

[Ice Princess]

I just checked the KFC site out of curiosity and they do have some kind of chicken zinger sandwich or something listed on it, so it must be sold in the US too.

Come to think of it, Dolly Madison used to sell (may still sell?) a twinkie-like thing with frosting on top called a Zinger, but somehow weird names seem more acceptable on junk food sweets to me than fast food meat products.

 

[SilverVeil]

I just checked the KFC site out of curiosity and they do have some kind of chicken zinger sandwich or something listed on it, so it must be sold in the US too.

Come to think of it, Dolly Madison used to sell (may still sell?) a twinkie-like thing with frosting on top called a Zinger, but somehow weird names seem more acceptable on junk food sweets to me than fast food meat products.

There are still zingers around. We sell them at my store.

 

[freescorfr]

I just checked the KFC site out of curiosity and they do have some kind of chicken zinger sandwich or something listed on it, so it must be sold in the US too.

Come to think of it, Dolly Madison used to sell (may still sell?) a twinkie-like thing with frosting on top called a Zinger, but somehow weird names seem more acceptable on junk food sweets to me than fast food meat products.

That's good to know Princess and will reasure my boy if he goes to the States. He's done every KFC in Europe, just to avoid getting Mad Cow Disease from the beefburgers.

Dhalgren, they even complain here sometimes if their chicken isn't sufficiently chewey.
It's all about working the mouth - the French kiss.

 

[Dhalgren]

Dude…I’m surprised more Europeans don’t vacation in America just to taste our fast food.

Really..it’s horrible there and so vastly different.

Here in Los Angeles…going to a French restaurant will cost you an arm and a leg..

And for what?
One ounce of food…but it looks really pretty.