Lance is Doing His Summer Planning.

[Lancecastor]

Lance

 

[Bluesboy2]

You failed to mention anything about the free emotional abuse and stalking that characteristically goes along with your "attention".

 

[Lancecastor]

Shhh...that was just special for you, Chunky Bum.

 

[Bluesboy2]

Shhh...that was just special for you, Chunky Bum.

Gee, that is not what several ladies here told me. Perhaps anyone who is curious should PM me for some links of your brand of "attention".

 

[belladifuntos]

Hmm...if I thought I could run away for a while, I'd love to pay you a visit. I'll bet Nova Scotia is a hell of a lot cooler than Georgia in the middle of the summer....but alas...distance, distance, distance. Best of luck with your looking though.

 

[Bluesboy2]

Hmm...if I thought I could run away for a while, I'd love to pay you a visit. I'll bet Nova Scotia is a hell of a lot cooler than Georgia in the middle of the summer....but alas...distance, distance, distance. Best of luck with your looking though.

You should do a search on some of his threads before you say that.

 

[belladifuntos]

Alas, Bluesboy...

...if I figured I could get away from the heat in my hiding place for a while....I would have done some research. But, since I can't get away...I don't have a point to doing research....so just a wish for luck.

 

[Lancecastor]

And always look both ways before crossing the street; there could be a bad bad badbadbad man lurking in the shadows waiting to do all kinds of unspeakably horrific things to your mind, body...you very soul.

And they call him....Lancecastor.

little grrrl: Thanks, Officer Boozeboy!
OBB: "It was nothing, little grrl; now, give the Officer a Secret Special Kiss like he showed you."

 

[Bluesboy2]

Ahh yes... your love of young children. I had forgotten about that...


This reminded me though

 

[Lancecastor]

Thanks again for your interest, Boozeboy, but you're not my type, darlin'.

You'll get over it.

 

[LadyG]

So, would I have to drive myself from the airport?

 

[Lancecastor]

So, would I have to drive myself from the airport?

No, absolutely not...full livery for your visit, unless of course you prefer to rent your own wheels.

 

[LadyG]

Hmmm...either is good. I like the idea of being met though. So proper

 

[morninggirl5]

Where's the fake pic you stole from some other site??

 

[Lancecastor]

Where's the fake pic you stole from some other site??

I know your av isn't You, pot. But if you'd like to pop up for a visit, let me know!

Sincerely
Kettle

 

[budderfwy]

[FONT=[B]Times New Roman]I know your av isn't You, pot. But if you'd like to pop up for a visit, let me know![/B][/FONT]


That has got to be the funniest thing I've heard (seen) in a long time.

Lance, great view from the kitchen and I'm with Bell, if only i could get away from here ... *sigh* I'm sure i'll think of that view when its mid August down here.

 

[snasu]

thought I'd put your personal back on the front page. good luck.

 

[HoHoBomb]

Hi, I'd like to start planning now for some summer fun.

From about Easter through Thanksgiving I spend most of my weekends at my lakefront cottage. In July and August I live there. It's a cozy, rustic spot, quite private and funky...I built it myself, so it's Lance's special place.

It's located just 1.5 hours from Halifax International Airport in Nova Scotia Canada, so it's readily accessible in 2-4 hours for visitors from most destinations in the north-eastern USA as well as across Canada. There are also daily arrivals from Gatwick for our western European friends.

If you already know me from Lit, maybe I don't need to introduce myself. If you don't, I'm a 6' blue eyed WASP dominant with a pretty easy going, fun loving sort of personality.

I'm thinking I'd like to host a suitable galpal every now and then over the summer for three to five days at a time. Primarily I'm looking for good company, so it's not necessarily a bdsm or sex thing, though that would be lovely.

Basically, if you're my kind of grrl, you get your ass here and I'll handle the rest from the time you arrive until the time you leave...I'm a pretty good host I think. Halifax is lovely in the summer and there's lots to sea and do if you're into fresh air, natural surroundings, clean water, seafood, friendly people, weather of 72-85 degrees F and a relaxed fun kinda vibe.

So, if you'd like to ask more or book a reservation...drop me a PM, we'll talk.

Lance

is it warm enough?