Lamest/stupidiest/worse breakup line...

[Xander]

Used on you is??

pssst this is where you are suppossed to tell us the line


Mine includes:

I cant come to term with the fact you weigh less than me......

the distance killed us.......

And a classic...right after I had found out she was fucking a friend of mine behind my back....

I really think we should stay friends...but dont you understand...I just dont love you 'that' way.....

 

[Summery]

Let's just be good friends!

 

[Spinaroonie]

OH MY GOD! What is that over there!? You must look over there right now!

Hasn't been used on me. (Haven't had one used on me period) But, that's the one I plan to use someday. I say it's pretty damn suave and let's her know that she's still a winner.

 

[alexandraaah]

I had someone tell me to "Keep in Touch..." My friends and I refer to him as "good ol' yearbook Stu.."

 

[Cheyenne]

Hey, this is an Xander rerun thread! I'm not sure if you started the last one, but I remember you posting those exact lines not too long ago!

*where is that damn search function, anyway?*

 

[Chuckus]

well mine is kind of the same as what Xander had........

I love you, but I'm not in love with you

(fucking cop out if I ever heard one.........say what you mean, but don't hide behind something like that...........)

 

[Xander]

Hey, this is an Xander rerun thread! I'm not sure if you started the last one, but I remember you posting those exact lines not too long ago!

*where is that damn search function, anyway?*

LOL yes it is Cheyenne....But its been longer than you think...I think...something like about a year ago perhaps??

 

[celiaKitten]

And the lamest I've ever heard:

I suddenly realized that I don't know if I still love my ex or if I really love you now ...

OR:

Your family doesn't like me

OR

You don't wear makeup

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Well never had one used on me before... but a freind's gf once broke up with him cause...
"My mom said I can't see you" and he was 21 she was 19 lol. (yes of corse me and my friends laughed at him when he said this, but he was laughing too)

 

[Cheyenne]

LOL yes it is Cheyenne....But its been longer than you think...I think...something like about a year ago perhaps??

Ha, no way! Last summer at the earliest.

Anyone? Anyone? I get too damn frustrated trying to do searches these days. Bratcat seems to still have a working search, maybe she can find it and check the date!

 

[Cath!]

Bratcat seems to still have a working search, maybe she can find it and check the date!

sorry, babe...I am in the middle of cookies!!!!! Maybe later, tho!

 

[perks]

you're too good for me.

 

[Rhys]

Used on me:
There's just no spark

Used by me:
We're just geographically inadequate.

 

[JennyOmanHill]

well mine is kind of the same as what Xander had........

I love you, but I'm not in love with you

Yep, heard this one myself. Followed by "I'm sure you'll find someone who will want you. We'll always be friends."

Well, guess what? I DID find someone, and batchelor number one is still friends with me.

 

[Andreina]

My friend broke up with her boyfriend with the words, "You are just too perfect for me, Alex. It wouldn't work."

Then he started to laugh.
It was sad.

 

[JaymesBlond007]

Let's see how shallow I used to be.

"I thought you understood it was just for the sex."

"Really, your a sweet girl. There's just something wrong with me."

"We'll be better off, trust me."

"I'm just not the right guy for you."

Now that I've just proven what an insensitive dickhead I am...anyone up for some meaningless sex?

 

[LadyDarkFire]

"I'm getting scared, and I don't want to end up hurting you like I have others"

Heh.
Too Late.

 

[bobo_daclown]

The way my girlfriend broke up with her ex:

"Are you actually happy?"
"Yeah." Him
"Oh. Well, I'm not."





So guys, should I worry?

 

[Basia]

These have been used on me:

"He said your just no fun anymore..." (Sent to me by my then best friend in the crouded school cafateria.)

"I don't think I can be fathful. I don't want to hurt you. Lets keep in touch though..." (Havn't talked to him in about 3 years)

"I don't see you enough" (We worked together, and saw eachother in school every day >,<)


Worst pick-up lines used on me:

"Please go out with me so that thing dosn't"

"Umm... umm.. wanna go out" (We're engaged now )

 

[NeoMeiouSetsuna]

"You just aren't about me anymore. I have to be #1 in your life, and since you can't seem to make time for me, what's the point."

"i'm just so in love with you that i forget about everything and everyone else around me. And that is to dangerous for others when i don't even know who i am when i'm around you"

[u.b.m.]
"If you stay around me, i'm going to kill you. And you know i can get away with it"

 

[bobo_daclown]

Pick up lines? Who needs them?

I just followed my girlfriend up to her dorm room once. We currently live together. We still haven't been on a date. By the way, that was over a year ago.

 

[Mistress]

Used on you is??

the distance killed us.......

Fuck you...it did!

 

[Mistress]

Ha, no way! Last summer at the earliest.

Anyone? Anyone? I get too damn frustrated trying to do searches these days. Bratcat seems to still have a working search, maybe she can find it and check the date!

It was a couple months ago I remember.

 

[lobito]

Fuck you, ya fuckin' fuck!

 

[Basia]

Fuck you, ya fuckin' fuck!

I have that on a t-shirt