Laides: a guy walks up to you in a supermarket...

[Comshaw]

I'm in the process of writing a story and it got me to wondering how most women would respond to a certain situation. Being porn and fantasy, I've already got it down but I got curious about what women in a real situation like that would do.

It all started a few years ago when a friend of mine said that he read an article that claimed if you randomly asked women if they'd have sex with you, that an average of 1 out of 10 would take you up on it. Now I think that's bullshit, but it got me to wondering, how would most women react if a somewhat attractive man, out of the blue, asked them if they would have sex with him.

I understand the dangers of doing things like that, pissed off husbands and boyfriends, not to mention pissed off women that thought it was demeaning and who have no compunction about whacking a guy asking such a thing upside the head. But I'm interested in what a woman would think in that situation. Keep in mind the question would be asked politely and if the answer was no, even if it was accompanied by a massive amount of invectives a 'thank you' and 'sorry to bother you' would be offered.

It's a given fact that no two women would react the same.

But how would most react? How would you react? Shock? Disbelief? Anger? Laughter? Threatened castration? Other?

Comshaw

 

[silver gurl]

Simply put, No. Not into random sex with strange men.

 

[coati]

"Laides: a guy walks up to you in a supermarket.."

But how would most react? How would you react? Shock? Disbelief? Anger? Laughter? Threatened castration? Other?

Comshaw

Hint: It might not help to refer to women in a supermarket as being laid in the past tense

 

[Aphroditiac]

I wouldn't immediately head out to his car, but depending on how charming he was, and how he asked, I might laugh and talk to him for a few minutes before moving on.

But no, sure wouldn't be just dropping my panties and taking him up on it.

 

[Fuzzy1975]

If this held to be true, I am pretty sure I would avoid having sex with the one out of ten who said "yes".

 

[Pookie]

Two words - Ted Bundy

 

[Aglaopheme]

I’d tell him he couldn’t handle this and walk away.

 

[Comshaw]

I wouldn't immediately head out to his car, but depending on how charming he was, and how he asked, I might laugh and talk to him for a few minutes before moving on.

But no, sure wouldn't be just dropping my panties and taking him up on it.

Thanks. Aphro, this is what I was trying to get to. Apparently you would take it as a game and compliment.

I wasn't asking if you would or wouldn't take him up on it, but how and with what kind of emotion would you react? Anger? Laugher? Shock?

Comshaw

 

[Wings]

I would ask for comparison to the cucumbers. Are we talking English cucumbers or gherkin?

 

[Aphroditiac]

Thanks. Aphro, this is what I was trying to get to. Apparently you would take it as a game and compliment.

I wasn't asking if you would or wouldn't take him up on it, but how and with what kind of emotion would you react? Anger? Laugher? Shock?

Comshaw

Shock. Embarrassment. Blushing. Looking away. Laughter.

Probably in that exact order.

 

[RobDownSouth]

There was a youtube video on this a while back...good looking guy asking women wallking by randomly for sex. I think he had 97 rejections in a row before some woman said "sure!".

They then reversed it and had a cute girl asking 100 random guys for sex in a park. Something like 40+ guys said "yes!".

 

[Comshaw]

I would ask for comparison to the cucumbers. Are we talking English cucumbers or gherkin?

What if he insists you can't use cucumbers but have to use Zukinnis?


Comshaw

 

[Saint Peter]

I would ask for comparison to the cucumbers. Are we talking English cucumbers or gherkin?

Stay away from the poultry section.

Paybacks.

 

[FataMorgana]

If I got extra points on my Tesco clubcard I'd consider it. Not in Asda though, fucking peasants.

 

[Saint Peter]

And turkeys.

 

[silver gurl]

Creeped out.

I don’t like that kind of attention.

 

[FataMorgana]

Creeped out.

I don’t like that kind of attention.

Only in the biscuit aisle. Then anything goes.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Shock. Embarrassment. Blushing. Looking away. Laughter.

Probably in that exact order.

This would be me too, but I would still manage make some kind of wise crack. I can say that based on past experiences.

 

[silver gurl]

Only in the biscuit aisle. Then anything goes.

Too much yeast.

I was thinking produce.

 

[Comshaw]

Shock. Embarrassment. Blushing. Looking away. Laughter.

Probably in that exact order.

And I bet the blush in your cheeks would look fabulous...

Comshaw

 

[dolf]

Regardless of looks and charm, that's creepy as fuck. I'd be off to look for the security guard. Ew!

 

[Pookie]

Only in the biscuit aisle. Then anything goes.

The meat section can be interesting. Had a guy say "man, what a rump roast" near me once. It was just the two of us at the time. Wouldn't have bothered me so much if we weren't in the poultry section.

 

[LLCox]

My buddy, Jerome...(Jeromeo) had the looks/patter to pull that off. Sometimes he'd get slapped and sometimes he'd get laid. I on the other hand had to set traps at the bar.

 

[dolf]

There was a youtube video on this a while back...good looking guy asking women wallking by randomly for sex. I think he had 97 rejections in a row before some woman said "sure!".

They then reversed it and had a cute girl asking 100 random guys for sex in a park. Something like 40+ guys said "yes!".

Sounds about right.

But the whole concept of the experiment annoys me. When they're asking people this, in the name of science they have no idea, and no care, about how the subject feels. Maybe she was raped last week, maybe her mum just died, maybe she has social anxiety, etc.

How many of those 97 felt scared walking back to their car alone?

 

[FataMorgana]

The meat section can be interesting. Had a guy say "man, what a rump roast" near me once. It was just the two of us at the time. Wouldn't have bothered me so much if we weren't in the poultry section.

Hahaha.