lady teacher wanted

[Virginboy25]

I am a 25 year old virgin in Dallas. Are any ladies interested in teaching me a thing or two?

 

[Burning Chrome]

I could use one, too.

Not because I'm a virgin, I just want to play a naughty student.

 

[Eumenides]

Try the personals

 

[Phoenyx]

Or BDSM Page

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

I'm definitely no lady but if youre a 25 yr old virgin, you better turn off your computer, go outside, and try to have some sex.


LIKE RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!


Cause you might spontaneously combust or somethin dude.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

I'm definitely no lady but if youre a 25 yr old virgin, you better turn off your computer, go outside, and try to have some sex.


LIKE RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!


Cause you might spontaneously combust or somethin dude.

I second that...get some real-life social skills pronto.

 

[Nora]

Now, now....he didn't say he was looking for a hooker, necessarily! He just said he wanted to learn a few things! Bob? You could teach him the joys of animation shop! I'd be happy to teach him how to make a spiffy zucchini bread! Eumenides could teach him blocking...

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Now, now....he didn't say he was looking for a hooker, necessarily! He just said he wanted to learn a few things! Bob? You could teach him the joys of animation shop! I'd be happy to teach him how to make a spiffy zucchini bread! Eumenides could teach him blocking...

Oh, my mistake. He'll be whipped into shape in no time.

So maybe everyone should leave a message about what they can teach him?

 

[sunstruck]

I can teach him how to crochet! Or sail. How about dance lessons? Jewish cooking?

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Hey Bob, I'd like to learn that animation stuff too. Would you be my lady tea....err my teacher?

 

[Diablogrl]

I'll teach him how to cross stitch and how to play German boardgames.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Never mind Bob...I think I'd rather learn cross stitch and German board games.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Hey Bob, I'd like to learn that animation stuff too. Would you be my lady tea....err my teacher?

I'm afraid my legs are too hairy right now for skirts....but sure, I'll be your teacher.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Never mind Bob...I think I'd rather learn cross stitch and German board games.

I don't blame you

 

[Phoenyx]

Now, now....he didn't say he was looking for a hooker, necessarily! He just said he wanted to learn a few things! Bob? You could teach him the joys of animation shop! I'd be happy to teach him how to make a spiffy zucchini bread! Eumenides could teach him blocking...

I could teach him about the finer points of watching wrestling on TV..

 

[Nora]

I can teach him how to crochet! Or sail. How about dance lessons? Jewish cooking?

Oh! Oh! ME! Please! I would *love* to learn to crochet but nobody has the patience to teach me! Purdy please!!??

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

I can teach him how to smoke dope and worship the devil.

 

[Starfish]

Cause you might spontaneously combust or somethin dude.

Take it from the God of fire and combustion himself. This was the best advice ever given.

 

[miles]

Oh! Oh! ME! Please! I would *love* to learn to crochet but nobody has the patience to teach me! Purdy please!!??

Go make a nice cholent.

 

[sunstruck]

Oh! Oh! ME! Please! I would *love* to learn to crochet but nobody has the patience to teach me! Purdy please!!??

lol I have no idea how one would do that online. But I actually learned from a how to book and it's not as difficult as you'd think. Want an afgahn? lol I've got dozens.

 

[Phoenyx]

Want an afgahn? lol I've got dozens.

From Afghanistan?

You wear people?

 

[Nora]

Go make a nice cholent.

You gonna come eat with with me, bubelah?

 

[Eumenides]

lol I have no idea how one would do that online. But I actually learned from a how to book and it's not as difficult as you'd think. Want an afgahn? lol I've got dozens.

I can crochet a helluva long row...it's getting the second row connected to the first I don't understand. Last time I just glued them together.

 

[Nora]

lol I have no idea how one would do that online. But I actually learned from a how to book and it's not as difficult as you'd think. Want an afgahn? lol I've got dozens.

heheheheh! I'm always game for homemade stuff! *grins*

See, but the plan is you come visit me and teach me!! Give a girl a fish and she eats for a night. Teach a girl to fish and she's got gefilte fish forever!

 

[miles]

You gonna come eat with with me, bubelah?

Of course, shvithart. Should I bring Cream Soda or da Cel-Ray?

Nu?