Ladies:your actual orgasmic sounds.

welshman

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Having listened to the audio 'stories' here they don't sound to me like real women having a good time ie an orgasm. Why don't you, yes you! record yourself as you come, post your sounds to literotica and anounce the fact on this post. Or if you're shy e-mail your mp3 to me!!
 
I think I'm vaguely insulted.

'Stories' indeed.

I don't do 1-900-listentomemoan. That is just so incredibly not sexy because most of them sound just like my dalmatian when he's having conversation with the labrador two blocks over.

And no, I will not send you the .wav file of myself having an orgasm thank you. That's for one purpose only. It's the sound my puter makes when I turn it on.

But if you must know, it does NOT sound a thing like this:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYY GGGGGGGAWWWWWDDDDDD I'MMMMMMMMMM CCCCCCCCCCCCCUMMMMINGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!
 
KillerMuffin said:

But if you must know, it does NOT sound a thing like this:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYY GGGGGGGAWWWWWDDDDDD I'MMMMMMMMMM CCCCCCCCCCCCCUMMMMINGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!

Amen.

Damn porn movies setting up those expectations...
 
I'm glad you don't sound as artificial as a premium rate phone line, I want REAL sounds, whatever they sound like yours is unique and that's what is erotic about it, it's the sound you make as you come and all other women's are special to them. So do you want to share yours or not?. Don't assume I like stereotype moaning!
 
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