Ladies - will this thread go ignored?

[filt]

I want the most open minded, explicit, creative, well humoured and amiable females of this fine establishment to come and befriend me. Bonus points for well executed bad language and if you’re in a complimentary time zone that is great too.

I am 6’6, stocky build (I am fair from an athlete but I lift weights, I cycle more than is deemed “normal” distance), shaved brown hair, green eyes, glasses, short beard, huge hands and size 14 feet that I sense are not deemed “normal”.

Oh go on then, you filth bags, the correlation. Modest just over 6 inches and a thick girth. Astonishingly, not the thickness of a coke can, which is seemingly the lavish claims on the internet. A toilet roll tube is more accurate, I have tried, with a Litser once upon a time - if you pm I am sure I will explain how that came to happen.

I have no particular desires from you, let’s see where a conversation leads us. Course, we are human beings and need to get on but the fun that can be had? Minutes, hours, days, months or even longer consumed with thoughts of my swollen, vein clad shaft slowly before you, that bulbous cockhead pressing against your slick, glistening puffy lips as we gaze into each other’s eyes eagerly anticipating that resistance being breached so we can see the visible relief in each other’s expression.

Perhaps the numerous possibilities of detailed cum play, the variety it can provide. The tensions and pulsating at the crescendo after being bare and release swathes of warm ropes of cum across your silky vaginal walls is literally only the beginning, as is my large fingers spreading you to admire what we created together slowly trickle, ooze and billow from you. It begs to be sampled, shared and explored.

I appreciate you have lives to lead and haven’t the time read me go on and on, even though I could. If you think we could have some fun discussions, share some fun times, thoughts and see where it leads then drop me a line, tell me a little about you.

Maybe I will speak to you later or maybe you’ll think “that crass boy has belched vulgarity into a thread”, where is a block button.

Time will be the judge of that.

Have fun and stay safe people

 

[LadyJS]

To ignore, or not to ignore. Let's flip a coin

I was going to ignore your thread, since I didn't want to be accused of hijacking a thread (the trauma that causes is indescribable; I'm still recovering).

I could have done without the vein clad bulbous thingy, but that comes down to personal taste.

But this:

“that crass boy has belched vulgarity into a thread”

This was a nice touch. I'll give you kudos, and a bump, for that.

Good luck in your hunt to not be ignored!

 

[filt]

Thanks for the kudos and the bump

 

[filt]

To quote Dr Pepper’s marketing campaign of yesteryear; “what’s the word that can happen?”

To be fair, they also once said “so misunderstood”, could be something in that too.

 

[filt]

A morning weekend bump for those early risers in Europe or those up way past their bedtime!

The world is locked down, seemingly hugely institutionally racist. Let’s hide from it for a while and have some fun and games whilst the world implodes

 

[Trekka]

You construct a fine paragraph.
Your diction, imagery, and syntax, superb.
This should be a home run!
Plus, big feet.

*bumps on account of your immaculate grammar and vocabulary*

 

[filt]

Thank you for the kind words.

Anyone else a fan of finely constructed paragraphs, imagery or big feet?

 

[filt]

Morning all,

Giving this a bump on the off chance any European or time zone friendly ladies fancy taking the plunge and seeing where the journey takes us.

 

[filt]

Last go with this thread on the off chance you meet someone new.

Have a good Sunday ladies and gents.

 

[filt]

Final bump after the board got spammed.