Ladies, what's in your handbag?

Fata Morgana

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Semi-nicked idea from Warrior Queen's thread.

What's the contents of your handbag? Yes, I'm a nosy fucking bitch.
 
Work I.D. badge
Car keys
Alarm fob
Mobile
Deep Heat
Rosary beads
Purse (full of more shit)
Book list
Burts Bees
Emery Board
Powder compact
2 conkers
Several different types of painkillers
A book
 
I want to know what's in Mischka's handbag! I bet it's all cool stuff and spare nipples. :heart:
 
I rarely carry it, I usually just grab my wallet. It has more garbage than the car. Various receipts, candy, old checkbook, new checkbox, lotion, loose change, granola bars, energizing chocolate, a string that came out of a hoodie, gummy bears, Chapstick, and a pen.
 
Purse
Brush
First aid kit
Foundation
Hand cream
Lip balm
Keys
Penknife
Karate pass
Loose change
Phone
Shades
Blob pads
Scrotes of exes
Meds
Meds
Examination gloves
 
Work I.D. badge
Car keys
Alarm fob
Mobile
Deep Heat
Rosary beads
Purse (full of more shit)
Book list
Burts Bees
Emery Board
Powder compact
2 conkers
Several different types of painkillers
A book

Such a good Catholic girl you are..
 
Scrotes of exes
Do you carry them in a sort of coin change purse or loosely?
Which one?
I want to know what's in Mischka's handbag! I bet it's all cool stuff and spare nipples. :heart:
My turquoise nipple tassels are in there right now, to remind me to get industrial double sided tape.
The remaining contents:
Wallet, featuring the standard ID, cash, coins, credit cards, insurance cards, and membership cards
Sunglass case, with sunglasses and cleaning cloth
Social cards
a 1914 cocktail book
Ready Player One (another book)
Chapstick
Sunscreen, SPF 70
Nail polish, in OPI Conga Line Coral, to remind me to get a pedicure
A pack of Excedrin
3 packs of individually wrapped wet wipes
A comb
A nail file
A Pilot Razor Point, blue, 0.7
Phone recharging cord
A postcard for an after party, featuring a flapper girl, a skeleton, and the instruction that clothing is optional.
Various business and social cards that I need to input into my contacts.
 
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I'm going to get some nipple tassels just to carry in my bag I think. If I have an accident and someone finds them in my bag with the rosary I'll come over all mysterious.

My book is The Puppet Boy of Warsaw by Eva Weaver. Not read much, as it's for lunchtime reading and I keep getting interrupted.
 
Keys
Lip gloss that I never use
wallet
Coin purse - empty
Various medical referrals
a vomit bag for just in case
Sketch book
Tampons
band aids - with Mario images
Hair brush
Tweezers
soy sauce fish
 
In my handbag....
keys
wallet
scan-proof card holder
hand sanitiser
comb
glasses case
lens cleaner and cloth
pawpaw ointment
nail file
stevia tabs
notebook and pen
travel-pack of tissues
parfum spritzer
painkillers
lighter
LED torch
small first aid kit
small sewing/repair kit
ipod
smartphone
car charger for ipod and phone
invitation to Chamber of Commerce luncheon next week.

That's it. :)

Forgot to include.... my medicalert bracelet, needing repair on Monday.
 
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Eos lip balm
Burt's Bees lip balm
4 lip glosses
(I seem to have a problem)
Wristlet which doubles as my wallet
Map of North Dakota
Coupon sorter
Sunscreen
Hair doodads (bands, bobby pins, clips, etc)
Kindle
Reporter's notepad
Felt tip pen in purple
Gum
Orange mints
Heart and key chain bracelet
Two toe rings.
 
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Eos lip balm
Burt's Bees lip balm
4 lip glosses
(I seem to have a problem)
Wristlet which doubles as my wallet
Map of North Dakota
Coupon sorter
Sunscreen
Hair doodads (bands, bobby pins, clips, etc)
Kindle
Reporter's notepad
Felt tip pen in purple
Gum
Orange mints

talk about a buzzkill :(
 
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