Ladies: What would you do or say if your BF or Husband bought you one of those Giant

[Killswitch1]

Vermont Teddy bears for Valentines Day.

Every time I see the commercial I cringe and say to myself Dudes! Nooooo!

The commercials are sexist as hell too as they make you believe the guys are gonna get laid because they spent 79.99 on some pos bear.

Sometimes I wish it was that easy.

lol

 

[Saint Peter]

You should buy yourself one.

70 bucks well spent. You can act like you have a friend that is willing to buy you a present. If you upgrade to the XXL bear you might be able to fit into the bear's panties.

Win fucking win!

 

[Lancecastor]

Valentines Day is the demarcation point to exit day for men caught in The Bermuda Triangle of dating.

If you have a "girlfriend" at Christmas, you also have to shell out for New Years and Valentines Day.

If you break up with her inside the Triangle, there are extra SheWrath demerit points.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Chocolates only last for six seconds and then she's going to ask you...





DO I LOOK FAT???

 

[Aella_]

Ladies: What would you do or say if your BF or Husband bought you one of those Giant
Vermont Teddy bears for Valentines Day.
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Better that some DIY type of gift or a new mixer (cause honey, you know how I love those pancakes, and this mixer makes them so much better).

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

My wimmin's are giving me the perfect Valentine's Day gift.



They're going to Chicago without me.

 

[Lancecastor]

There are several holidays constructed to empty a man's wallet in return for sex.

 

[yossi]

I'd rather have a sybian.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

The commercials for Valentine's Day (& Sweetest Day) annoy me to no end. I do not care for these holidays, their materialistic focus. If I received one of those giant teddy bears as a gift? I'd be convinced that the guy doesn't know me at all.

 

[Aquagal]

I don't know what commercial you're talking about, but I'd hate to receive one and highly unlikely that I would anyway. Isn't that like an older teen/20s thing?

I'm good with no present exchange also, it's a pretty silly idea after all. Plus, my birthday being this month and Christmas just 6 weeks ago, it's really too excessive.

It's an immature gift, right update there (for me) with gift cards. I think those are the the pinnacle of laziness.

 

[Disgustipated]

Betty pontificates on sexism inside his idiot box.
This is the guy who watches the news for the "hotties"

 

[Wings]

I am gifting my husband some hockey tickets. He knows better than to buy anything that takes up space in our house. I have requested a card and some hot sex. That's it.

 

[lovetoread]

I wouldnt want anything from such a sexist company.

Even if their signage on the building is so cute.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Aqua, I couldn't find the newest commercial, but here's an old one. They are definitely marketing this as a smart gift for adult women.

Teddy Bear Ad

 

[Aquagal]

Thanks for the link. That bear could only be creepier if it had the Ted voice.

 

[Disgustipated]

Ted's voice. Also doubles as a Killswitch1 selfie.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-zT8VvSLKqAM/VNaeob4V83I/AAAAAAAAADw/n6_uLN9H25Q/s426/Peter_Griffin__s_lingerie_by_Anna121212.jpg

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Men, on Valentine's Day, SIZE matters.



They are striking at the of the problem. Inadequacy...

 

[Aella_]

The commercials make you believe the guys are gonna get laid because they spent 79.99 on some pos bear.

Youall guys should follow Rory's example. He's The expert in such gifts :

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1253584

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Thanks for the link. That bear could only be creepier if it had the Ted voice.

Yes it could. It could be the object of "Wilfred's" affections...

 

[yossi]

Sex without the sperm is much better than a 4.5' ball of fluff that can't do the dishes.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Sex without the sperm is much better than a 4.5' ball of fluff that can't do the dishes.

Amen.

 

[Killswitch1]

Buncha comedians here I swear.

My girlfriend said she would throw it out and kick me out if I got her something so stupid.

I just lol at the guys in the commercial mouthing "Oh yeah nailed it!" behind the womans back because shes gonna fuck him for a 99 dollar dust collector.

 

[yossi]

Buncha comedians here I swear.

My girlfriend said she would throw it out and kick me out if I got her something so stupid.

I just lol at the guys in the commercial mouthing "Oh yeah nailed it!" behind the womans back because shes gonna fuck him for a 99 dollar dust collector.

He winked so many times I thought he might be having a seizure.

 

[Killswitch1]

God forbid some unsuspecting young man sends one of those to his ladies workplace. LOL

Walk out with the thing and a sign saying Yeah. My boyfriends a moron.

 

[Killswitch1]

He winked so many times I thought he might be having a seizure.

Or the implication that the girl who hates chocolate but loves her 25,000 dollar tits would appreciate this over sized swiffer duster.