Ladies on oral sex

No. That's icky and disgusting. Nobody around here would EVER do anything like that. GROSS!
 
Dunno about you, Shelby Lynn, but lately I've taken up crocheting granny squares. I doubt I'll ever sew them together, but I've got a lovely stockpile of coasters.
 
Nora said:
Dunno about you, Shelby Lynn, but lately I've taken up crocheting granny squares. I doubt I'll ever sew them together, but I've got a lovely stockpile of coasters.


Send them to me.. I'll sew them together and hand them out to the homeless people down at the Mission.

Or I'll use them as coasters.
 
I like preforming for a woman, I just wanted to know if a woman feels the same about preforming it for a man or do they honestly not like it. Taste, sensation, or it is just the idea that is stopping you. If you like it is there any one part that turns you on?
 
freakygurl said:



Send them to me.. I'll sew them together and hand them out to the homeless people down at the Mission.

Or I'll use them as coasters.

lol!

I was actually going to write about how I've taken up canning as a hobby, but since it's true I felt the geeky quality would just be too much.
 
I saw 'Ladie' in the subject line and mentally put together dog, not woman.

So I'm thinking: oral sex with my dog. Thanks but no thanks. I may be a San Franciscian, but I have limits...


On the other hand... put the 's' in there were it belongs and we have a whole different issue. :kiss:
 
Oral sex....My dentist once told me it's the leading cause of cavities. *serious nod*



Nora.. Can you come over on Saturday? My family is having a Tuna Fish canning party.. wanna join us?






I just realized.. I'm talking about oral sex and tuna fish in the same post. How sick is that?
 
More proof for my "Ladies/Sluts" theory (that on the Internet no one uses the word "Lady" properly, and it has now come to mean that a very un-ladylike topic is about to be broached).

I should publish before The Harvard Medical Journal swipes this.
 
Preforming?

moookie2k2 said:
I like preforming for a woman, I just wanted to know if a woman feels the same about preforming it for a man or do they honestly not like it. Taste, sensation, or it is just the idea that is stopping you. If you like it is there any one part that turns you on?

What is 'preforming for a woman'? Is this like a euphemism for foreplay, masturbation or possibly a tendency for, errr, premature ejaculation? My ignorance knows no bounds so, please, give me learnin'.

Some women, yes, prefer a preformed item (say a dildo, vibrator or, well, whatever).
 
freakygurl said:
Oral sex....My dentist once told me it's the leading cause of cavities. *serious nod*



Nora.. Can you come over on Saturday? My family is having a Tuna Fish canning party.. wanna join us?






I just realized.. I'm talking about oral sex and tuna fish in the same post. How sick is that?


hahahhahahahah!!!!!! Ya know...I wish I could be there. I really really do. But I think being in the same room with you and a bunch of tuna would just lead my mind down a path best not travelled. *grin*
 
Nora said:



hahahhahahahah!!!!!! Ya know...I wish I could be there. I really really do. But I think being in the same room with you and a bunch of tuna would just lead my mind down a path best not travelled. *grin*


Hey.. You have to be there. It's my boyfriends.. err.. ex boyfriends...actually both of their.. family. I can't be alone with those people. They are weird.
 
Oh man. That's too strange even for me, gf. You're on your own in the tuna-fest, babe. ;)
 
Nora said:
Oh man. That's too strange even for me, gf. You're on your own in the tuna-fest, babe. ;)


So.. my dating my ex boyfriends brother is strange? Hmmm I won't even go into my ex husband and his having a baby with his step sister then. :D






and no I don't live in a trailer park... anymore
 
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