filt
Literotica Guru
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- Oct 10, 2016
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No, I’m not desperate. Your location isn’t of huge consequence but if you’re having your morning cornflakes when I’m have my nightly cup of cocoa then, let’s face it, it’s going to be a right monumental pain in the derrière for the pair of us!
I must confess, I don’t anticipate a huge reply because I want you, whoever you are, to be open minded. Open minded to perhaps chatting away from here, chatting on voice, meeting for a coffee or maybe even more. Life is unpredictable so, let’s embrace it with zero expectation of each other and see where it leads.
I am very well aware of what this site is and it’s nature and, totally, I embrace it but I want to get to know a bit about you in the process. Tell me about your day, what you’re looking forward to or how you want to gut your boss like a fish (come on, I can’t be the only one with a significant attitude toward the boss).
So, a little about me. Step one in ensuring a limited number of replies, I am not single. I know, however, I am not the first or last from here to “not be single”, I don’t have a tale of woe to spin about my home life, certainly not doing it here but I am an open book, if we click, I will share with you. Believe me, I’ve plenty of time on my hands.
I am 37, in Hertfordshire, not a million miles from North London. Also, no, I didn’t get brought up bathed in manure, nor am I the output of a scientific experiment but I am 6’6 and I have size 14 feet. Yep, I am that guy who doesn’t waste his life in shoe shops because, whatever I want they don’t have! I am stocky, train a lot, lately spinning a great deal - grown to love it. Shaved brown hair, green eyes, short beard and glasses completes my look, armed with a fertile imagination and a wicked sense of humour.
Is it true what they say about people with big feet? Totally. Buying socks is a fucking nightmare too.
So if I am not chatting with you, I’ll be out with my dogs, hiding in a pub or with friends or taking in a sporting event.
Come and say hi, what harm can a conversation do?
I must confess, I don’t anticipate a huge reply because I want you, whoever you are, to be open minded. Open minded to perhaps chatting away from here, chatting on voice, meeting for a coffee or maybe even more. Life is unpredictable so, let’s embrace it with zero expectation of each other and see where it leads.
I am very well aware of what this site is and it’s nature and, totally, I embrace it but I want to get to know a bit about you in the process. Tell me about your day, what you’re looking forward to or how you want to gut your boss like a fish (come on, I can’t be the only one with a significant attitude toward the boss).
So, a little about me. Step one in ensuring a limited number of replies, I am not single. I know, however, I am not the first or last from here to “not be single”, I don’t have a tale of woe to spin about my home life, certainly not doing it here but I am an open book, if we click, I will share with you. Believe me, I’ve plenty of time on my hands.
I am 37, in Hertfordshire, not a million miles from North London. Also, no, I didn’t get brought up bathed in manure, nor am I the output of a scientific experiment but I am 6’6 and I have size 14 feet. Yep, I am that guy who doesn’t waste his life in shoe shops because, whatever I want they don’t have! I am stocky, train a lot, lately spinning a great deal - grown to love it. Shaved brown hair, green eyes, short beard and glasses completes my look, armed with a fertile imagination and a wicked sense of humour.
Is it true what they say about people with big feet? Totally. Buying socks is a fucking nightmare too.
So if I am not chatting with you, I’ll be out with my dogs, hiding in a pub or with friends or taking in a sporting event.
Come and say hi, what harm can a conversation do?
